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Me: *Comes back with blood all over my shirt, hands over wallet covered in blood*

Sorry I saw this and then forgot about it hjklk

I think the concept art looks really cool! It’s interesting to see older versions of Eva and Aikka, and I’m happy that Eva’s design retains some punk-ish design elements. It’s all recognizably Oban while not being a direct copy of the first series’ style, and I like that. Also the giant Nourasian (I’m assuming) centipede is cool as hell.

I’m also really happy to see Spirit and Rush!! I’m interested in the whole “team” dynamic that the concept art seems to tease, and it’s awesome that some of the supporting cast from the original series has been included. I’m glad that these characters are still important to Savin and the rest of STW/etc. I remember being ecstatic to see Spirit lol, I really hope we get to learn more about him and his species!

IMO the crog definitely looks like an ally in the art. I agree with you that it opens up a lot of interesting possibilities! One of my gripes with the first series was that the crogs were pretty 1-dimensional, so having a good crog join the team and expanding that LoreTM is something I welcome.

Obviously it’s a rough concept and so stuff will probably change. A lot of the concept art from the first series looks pretty different than the final product, and I’m not counting on anything from the concepts to 100% make it into Oban2. But it’s still fun to speculate about ^^

- Apex

Pairing: Sirius x Marlene Word count: 802 Summary: They’re loosing this war. Everyone knows it. One night, Sirius just wants to escape it all, and maybe Marlene could help him. Maybe she could just drag him down. Rating: K

London was dark tonight, clouds hanging low over the sleeping city. But Sirius wasn’t asleep. He was sitting on the roof of his flat, watching the city. It seemed to slow down at night, seemed to breath slower. The late September air bit at his cheek. Two years ago, they’d have been sitting here together, the four of them. They were young then, careless. Now, they were falling, helplessly. Fighting a losing battle.

Something moved behind him and Sirius flinched, turning on the spot. He was always prepared that at any moment someone would find him, creep up behind him without him hearing it. Then, as Marlene’s head peered up from the fire stairs, he drew a breath of relief. Maybe he shouldn’t have, they hadn’t ended things on great terms the last time they saw each other, but at this point anyone who didn’t straight up want to kill him was to prefer over someone who did. 

“Hi.” He looked from her, to the ground. The small stone square was littered with cigarettes, most of them his, so when she reached him one, he naturally took it. 

“Hi.” She took a drag at the cigarette. 

“How did you know…?”

Presenting you all the hogwash rozaana !  👌 👌 👌

The episode starts with Om waking Rudra -- 

“Kitna besharam insaan hai, sher bulaake ghode bech kar so raha hai”

This Rudra man sleeps in reverse always ? LOL

“Hidden hi rehne de uss talent ko ! Teri tarah teri plan bhi flop hai.”

Ikr ! I am watching Flopbaaz ! 

Enter Chirraiyya and Bhavya - “Hum karenge”

What is with the writers? A DVD seriously ! A classic C grade film named Prem ki Devi -- I need to bang my head now ! Really ? We need to see such content for getting into mood ? It seems like flower khan is promoting this bhojpuri stuff. Yuck ! Ab aur kya ?

Gauri, Bhavya, Ru and Om busy

“Ab kaam aayenge humaare nuske.”

Presenting another so called aphrodisiac ??? OmRuRiVya, Please go buy a life for yourselves. Inspite of your failed attempt#1 of so called royal bengal tiger shit instead of royal romance kit, it’s high time you stop this. ShivIka don’t need your help to DO THE DEED ! Sigh !  😤 😤 😤 

“Babajiki prem booti. ( Rudra just starts seeing Om’s booty but Om just lifts his face up, looool. Ru man, it’s not beat pe booty it’s jadi booti ! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 ) Woh bohut hi asar kaari booti hai. Woo khaate hi na, Bade bhaiyya aur Bhaujaai, ek dum harharaike kareeb aajayenge.”

Gauri is just cute. Her expressions are just  😍 😘

“Ek min, Meri pyaari biwi, tumhe iske baare mein kaise pata”

“Hum...”

Then she explains about advertisements in her village. And that every newly wed couple takes the babaji ki booti with them for honeymoon. On the other side, Annika is so excited about the plucking DVD. I am like this is now a new level of shit -- booti and DVD just BALDERDASH.

Gauri plans to mix that herb in juice. Meanwhile Daadi comes and takes that DVD. Sadkay jaava. She is all happy. 

Oh shit man !  😂

Gauri is all ready with the juice. Om comes. 

What ! Seems like RiKara are going to talk *rubbing my eyes* 

“Woh kal jab hum Shivaay aur bhaabhi ke baare mein baat kar rahe the na, aur past ki, matlab mere ex ki baat nikli thi, aur kuch awkward ho gaya tha, kyunki mujhe actually pata nahi tha ke, tumhe kya pata hai, aur kitna pata hai. Lekin main nahi chaahta hoon ke hamaare beech koi secrets rahe toh main tumhe sab kuch clearly bataana chaahta hoon...”

“Omkaaraji, uski koi jaroorat nahi hai. Beete kal ke baare mein baat karke ka phaayada...... (I just can’t write the whole thingy...coz I can’t bear the extra sweetness, now don’t judge me for that !)

“Thank You. Pata hai Gauri, Main bohut lucky hoon. ( I know man ! Thank your stars for that. ) Kyunki tum bohut acchi ho.”

And he pulls her into a hug. 

Please man ! Stop playing that same female saathiya all the time. I mean, it should be either male or duet acc to the scene. It’s just waste of time blabbering about the editing. These mismatches were always part and parcel of IB. Kabhi toh sudharjaao  👺

(I am totally fine with the bang on writing inconsistency for these two uber adorable eye candy people. Uggh !  😈)

There comes Pinky --

“Oh my Maata ! Tum dono kitchens mein kya kar rahe ho?”

Gauri and Om excuse themselves from Pinky.

“Oh My Maata, shaadishuda hoke bhi itna sharmaate hain, how sweets !”

( how the hell did she change into smiles sweets Pinky ...is it because of some other babaji ki booti ?  😂 😂 😂 )

Waise, Om doesn’t like KEBAB MEIN HADDIS. His closing his eyes expression was just evident, now and when Ru banged his room’s door. 

Gauri asks Sankarji for aashirvaad for her plan’s success. Well  😂

Annika plan’s to surprise and all go wrong because after drinking the juice, Shivaay feels pukeworthy and unwell. Then the DVD plays (exchanged one) and bhajan starts ! I feel so bad for them. No wonder that for these things planning never works 🤣 🤣 🤣

After listening to the bhajan sound from ShivIka’s room, Gauri is like -

“Iss baat mein bhi, pehle bhagvaan ji ka naam lena hai?”  🤣 🤣 🤣

Nosy chirrayya, contemplating whether she should check ShivIka or not. And what a timing Om ! I think he is in *ahem ahem*

Wait a minute ! Is it a Jal jal ke dhuaan version 2 ? *facepalm*

Now I know that Gauri’s babaji was no one other than our own Buaa Maa in the disguise of Baba. She wants Ratan asap ! Pluck you babaji !

Om is eating cake and winks at her. Gauri is like *what is with you now*.  Her expressions are just bang on  🤣 🤣 🤣

“Omkaaraji, aap yahan pe kaa kar rahein hain?”

“Ssh ! Omkaara ji nahi, Om tumhaara Om, Om” (Om throughout was sounding like a sexy seductress  🤣 🤣 🤣 . He is all touchy touchy. He kisses her hand. He mumbles some damn sher which I didn’t understand and is eating cake continuously. Damn man ! If this is intoxication, how would the reality be ? )

“Kya hogaya aapko? Achanak ?! Ee cake ...”

“Cake. Beautiful Cake, Delicious Cake. Tumhe pata hai, jabse maine yeh cake khaaya hai na, ek alag sa suroor sa aa gaya hai badan mein.”  (God! can’t hear his alluring tone anymore!  What the duck man ! It’s just becoming difficult for me to handle now. )

(Pluck you again writers for making Om says all these things under intoxication. I should calm my shipper heart now.)

When Om tries to make her eat the cake, Gauri recognises the herb’s smell. 

FB --

I knew it that it was Pinky man 🤣 🤣 🤣 . She by mistake spilled the juice on cake and made juice with the rotten oranges. Becharay ShivKara  🤣 🤣 🤣

Dadi is just gobsmacked watching the video. That stupid bg of the video.  🤣 She just closes her eyes unable to bear. Poor soul ! You writers didn’t even spare her. Loosers !  🤣 🤣 🤣

“Ye laaya Billu mere liye, Arre band karo isse. Keede pade tor pitte muh!” 

Gauri tries explaining Om about the herb in his cake and he starts singing.

“Kuch Na kaho, kuch bhi na kaho ”

He stuffs the cake in his mouth and picks her up. She closes her mouth and he swirls along with her in his hands. He tries to feed that cake *ahem ahem* from m to m. She places a hand on his mouth. He kicks the door open and they enter their room. 

“Ab hum kamre mein aagayein hai, ab humein utaar deejiye. Humein darr lag raha hai aapse, aap kya karne waale hain?”

“Muuah” (sounds)

“Chii ! Dekhiye Omkaaraji, koi aajayega, aap humaari baat sun lee jiye.”

(Na, woh ab koi baat nahi sun ne waala hai. Usse toh aapke babaji ki booti chad gayi hai. Btw, if this all happens under intoxication then what would happen under reality? My brain is again full of headcanons)   😱 

He places her on the bed and bends to kiss her but instead rolls and dozes off to sleep.🤣 🤣 🤣 Gauri’s expressions are on the point again.

ShivIka are just cursing their fate and talking about the KARMON KA PHAL. Seriously ? Not being able to do the deed as planned is because of karma? Sigh ! And Shivaay’s screams just remind me of something altogether rather than upset stomach. After they extinguish the fire, the room is just in debris. And again the song plays “Dil ke armaan aanso mein beh gaye”   🤣 🤣 🤣

Catlady and Flower Khan are just rab ne banadi jodi. I am just speechless ! Almighty please save me from this claptrap ! And pluck me for watching this shitbaaz !  🤢

Cheers, L !  😷