Judging you based on you godly parent (minor gods edition because I haven’t seen one of those)
This is all satirical and in no means meant to actually judge or make fun of people I am simply having fun
cabin 14 - Iris: low hanging fruit to say you’re queer high hanging fruit to say you’re a Disney adult
Cabin 15 - Hypnos: there’s no nice way to say it so I’m not going to be nice. You don’t have a good relationship with your father
Cabin 16 - Nemesis: anti-capitalist. This is the goddess of revenge, justice and retribution for hubris there is no way you do not hate the rich (it’s me I’m this one)
Cabin 17 - Nike: Extreme lesbian energy. Your theme song is little miss perfect mixed with Top of My School.
Cabin 18 - Hebe: I’m trying to be nice since this is my closest friend’s godly parent but… do you by chance have a negative relationship with change
Cabin 19 - Tyche: 80s music is your entire personality. Odd hill to die on but who am I to judge?
Cabin 20 - Hecate: Hello lgbtq+ community but specifically the ones that were/are obsessed with the owl house (I am also one of you
If yours wasn’t in here just gimme and I’ll judge u for it


















