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watching s9 is like well u know if mulder were here he would be playing with that baby every day. Scully makes the big bucks at her quantico teaching gig and comes home to her househusband whose whole world revolves around tummy time now . The apartment is a fucking mess. Mulder spent the whole day building a baby obstacle course to teach william to crawl. He seems to think if he doesn’t kiss baby on forehead every 5 minutes that baby might die. Mulder and scully’s mom develop a friendship that really freaks Scully out . He thinks there’s a conspiracy happening at the mommy and me class he takes William to (he’s right). He gets very obsessed with sesame street. Every baby book he buys is about aliens. Mulder at the Internet cafe googling “how early is too early to show infant son E.T.” He’s like we have to introduce him to the concept of aliens early Scully . What ever happened to family traditions . She’s like mulder we will teach him about aliens when he’s good and ready. He spends 3 days gathering scholarly materials about how introducing difficult subject matter early to children is Good Actually <333 I miss him so much

mulders freak out on the doctor was so real i could feel his love radiating through my phone

actually rly baffling to me that scully is able to remain a skeptic whilst hanging out with mulder everyday. if he looked at me with those big stupid eyes id believe everything he says

me watching dana scully in the x files: my poor meow meow...my baby my little baby who hurt so much but treats people with nothing but kindness forgive me for not being able to do more..i tried my best i really did..

I haven't been talking about it but now i cannot stop complaining about it. they. they literally came up with the most insane comical storyline they possibly could have. they made scully's child alien jesus