Two-Bit teaches his little sister how to drive...
“Do you really need that Two-Bit?” You asked with a roll of your eyes. Your big brother was in the passenger seat with a helmet on his head, his arms folded on his chest.Â
“Yes.” He muttered. “I’m not dying today, and if I do, just know that I will haunt you till the day you die.”Â
“Stop being so dramatic.” You put the key into the ignition and you started the car. You put the hand break down like your mother had showed you and you put the car into drive, only for it to jolt forward.
“OH MY GOD, KAREN! BREAK. BREAK! FOR GOD’S SAKE.” He cried, clinging onto his seat belt for dear life.Â
“Sorry? You’re sorry? You always, always, always put your foot on the break when you’re starting a car! Always Karen! You’ll kill yourself, or worse ME. I’m just an innocent passenger. KAREN! Why do you want to kill me for?” Your eyes widened at your brother, you couldn’t believe how dramatic he was being.Â
“Shut up, Keith, I said I was sorry. Stop being a baby. I’ll tell mum.”Â
“I’ll tell her that you tried to kill me! Now take your foot off the break and gently, GENTLY Karen, do you know what that is? GENTLY put your foot on the accelerator.”Â
You placed your foot on the accelerator and the car moved forward at a slow pace.Â
“What, what, what!” Your eyes widened as you looked at your big brother.Â
“EYES ON THE ROAD KAREN! You’re going way too fast! Foot off the pedal, let it roll forward.”
“Keith, I’m doing 25k in an 80 zone!” You growled, this was so much easier when your mother was teaching you.
“Yeah well slow down you lunatic!”Â
“Screw you Keith!” You muttered as you slammed on the break. You put the car into park as you undid your seat belt, you had, had more than enough for one day. “I’m not going anywhere with you ever again!”Â
“Real mature Karen!” He shook his head at you as slammed the door shut. “You’re a quitter!”Â
“Yeah? Good! You’re an asshole!”Â