#two things actually

I know that Heather's: The Musical didn't exist until 2010, but let's pretend. PLEASE.

I have just been imagining this.

Eddie starts dating Theatre Geek!Girlfriend.

One night they're tangled up in Eddie's bed, and they start talking about very particular fantasies they both have. You know Eddie, his would be seeing her in a Princess Leia slave costume (he's such a fucking NERD🙄)

But her😏... Her fantasy is acting out Dead Girl Walking with him🫦

Of course neither of them take much convincing to do that for each other😌

So my brain is ruminating on Eddie wanting to chain you to him while you’re dressed in the Princess Leia slave costume🤔 But also because it’s him, he refuses to break character and he only speaks in Huttese. (He’s an idiot)

Okay, I’m having many thoughts, at first I was like, ‘Obviously, Eddie would love to recreate Dead Girl Walking,’ but now my brain has moved to him being jealous as you do it on stage with someone else

Like he won’t stop passive aggressively bitching about it and you’re like, ‘Dude, it’s literally fake!!!!!’ But he won’t move on until he reminds you he can really make you scream. None of that ‘fake shit’ you do for the stage🙂‍↔️🚬

Time After Time - With Lup missing and he and Taako unable to find any sign of her, Barry Bluejeans had thought things couldn’t get any worse.

He was wrong. Now he’s completely alone, on the run, hoping to find a way to fix everything and reunite his family.

These are Barry’s voidfished years, his years without Lup, his years forced to play the villain.

Chapter 7 - Making Deals -  Barry has to make an impossible choice.

The walls around Barry shimmer with magical power. The structure he’s in is nearly all illusion and what isn't an illusion is heavily magicked to evade detection or, as he guesses when he finds his attention settling too long on a run of the mill selection of arcane items, make the goods on offer more enticing.

The auction is in the middle of nowhere. Those invited were given a sort of magical access code that let them see through the protective magics surrounding the event and pass inside.

When he and Lup were researching becoming liches, they met all manor of powerful beings both living and un living. But they never encountered such a gathering as this.

The group assembled here would be a remarkable find for the reaper.

(Previous chapter links will be maintained below the cut.)