Happy Birthday to my Twintwin, Instagram boyfriend, and Dimsum Life Partner, @dead-end-street!!!
It was awesome starting 2019 with an adventure with you!!! Remember all those times I was too short for the swimming pool and you died laughing each time? Yeah. xD Even though I hate the heat, know that I will willingly suffer through it for you just as long you will suffer through my sweat and crying about it. Next time though, let’s try not to die of food poisoning. :D
I can’t wait to see you in a few days!!! I can’t believe you’re coming here for Canada Day Spider-Man Far From Home premiere to watch it with me!!! You’re crazy for doing this, but at least we can scream about T o m d a y a Peter/MJ live and in real time, TOGETHER!!! No more waiting for either of us to finish their screening LOL!
Much love,
Your twintwin, instagram boyfriend and dimsum life partner
BONUS PHOTO OF YOU AND AN ACTUAL INSTAGRAM BOYFRIEND AGGRESSIVELY SHOOING YOU AWAY (RUDE!!!):