#twinsy

I got another soul-sucking kitchen job & work alongside this chick who.... looks a lot like me. People get us confused quite often & both of us are just numb to it after only a couple weeks....

SO, this chick has had a rough-ass week (same) & I could tell she was NOT in the mood for shenanigans, today. A manager snapped at her about "her" frequent trips to the bathroom... she & I locked eyes, as she held up a tampon & said firmly "I'm gonna go take a shit". (I was the one that had just went)

The manager immediately started bitching that we ("twin" and I) were never where we're supposed to be... as I was standing RIGHT BEHIND THEM.

I immediately called whatever plate I was working on & this tiny lil old lady (manager) spun around, nearly dragging her jaw across my belly button. I cannot tell you how fucking amazing the look on her face was, nor the juicy reaction from my co-worker, once I told her.

We absolutely trolled management for the rest of the night... making ourselves look even more similar, pretending to be upset about the mix-ups, and making sure EVERYONE in the kitchen knew where we were, at any given time.

I had to close, but she insisted to management that I walk her to her car after her shift, promised that we would def keep this game up, & thanked me for making the day better. She offered me a toke, then said a short prayer for my dad, as we parted ways.

good evening, thank you for asking, i do!!!

that is very obviously my beta reader reading the 203839th instance of the utterance “baby” in my fic after ive already conducted the removal of 828 pronouncements of the aforementioned utterance.

merry quismisssss twinsyyyyy 🎄🎁☃️