At the very least, a multiversal mix-up gives you more potential solutions for avoiding pixie pranks, if you put all your heads together. ~ the Crystal Exarch, probably
A Warrior, a Red Mage, an Arcanist who needs to pick up a job stone already, and the soon-to-be-Clan Vesper trio - who have far too many jobs between them as it is - walk into Lydha Lran... I realised Far Too Late after making the Indigo-and-V'yyksi GPose for @warrior-of-fight-or-flight that I should have added at least one set of twins; so my solution was to just do a second Goofy Goobers shot with both sets included - both V'yyksi's closer-to-canon twinsies (though I could not figure out how to give them the Big Ol' Ears, sadly :(( ), and my own extended-timeline-with-added-blorbo-torture-nexus ones who were allowed one (1) growth spurt during the second half of Hearth-Kin AU's Stormblood, making them just about Indigo-height.
Also, a bonus non-Everlasting Light version, for a better, less-shadowed look at everyone's cute faces:






