#twilightsucks

Edward Cullen: I’m  a vampire and i sparkle in the sun

I finally watched it and write down a million notes, here goes:

Cedric looks way better than Edward

There is an armadillo in the biology classroom, I like armadillos I like armadillos - Bella reminds me of Penelope - Jessica is Becca, I like Becca - Maybe Edward just doesn’t like bio, maybe he’s sick. Did you think of that? No you didn’t bella you weak idiot - In my experience if you introduce yourself then tell the other person what their name is, it doesn’t go well - Why does Edward pry soo much into Bella’s life -Bella needs a warmer jacket - Edward is terrible at excuses - Edward I a creep

Dr Cullen is creepy

Dr Cullen looks familiar

Bella is ver small

Why can’t bella just be curious geez Edward

Why do all the boys swoon over bella she’s not that good looking

Edward is a creep

If you shouldn’t be friends with bella leave her the fuck alone

Oh my gosh just stop talking to her

Sto telling her she’s supposed to stay away from you, when you’re the one ho keeps going up to her

Jacob is even uglier

Why is everyone so ugly

I thought Edward was a vampire

Nope he’s descended from wolves

How does bella know how to spell ‘quileuter’

Edward saves the day! Surprise surprise

Someone has anger issues... geez Edward

Edward has terrible excuses

Creepy Edward still following Bella around

Creepy Edward all over the place

Dad convention at Waylon’s

It’s America dude forget pepper spray give the girl a real weapon

Why doesn’t bella start at the start of a book

Bella got a new jumper

Is she giving the cold one the cold shoulder

Why are you walking into the woods dumbass

Why does she have to say it

Well of course she’s afraid, you’ve been 17 for 108 years and ya still can’t read body language

WHY THE FUCK DOES HE FUCKING SPARKLE

This guy needs to get his mood swings under control

Genuine question: how does pepper spray effect vampires?

How did that branch not break

Well of course your afraid

Love is dumb so is twilight

Sparkling is not attractive glitter sucks

If someone thirsts for your blood even just the tiniest bit, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM

Almost impossible

Try coconut water that’s being vegetarian

Creepy Edward...

Why does he get to read minds

That is a terrible idea

What time though you can’t just say I’ll pick you up tomorrow you gotta give em a time

Is Jacob a vampire if not she should stick with him

Nice house real modern for 2008 if you ask me

Anyone home

Rosalie doesn’t like bella, she’s smart

Nice balcony tree

Alice looks familiar

Not a very practical bookshelf edward

Well of you can’t actually sleep then you can’t sleep together can you

Being able to climb trees like that would be cool

Again with the branch that shouldn’t be that strong

Looks at you like something to eat very clever

Y should she be around people

Jeez Edward you creepy fuck you can’t just let yourself into a girls room

Don’t kiss him

Idiot

Idiot

I agree don’t loose control

No! Do go!

Don’t go ona date with him

I like Bella’s top

I’ll take care you of her is what you say when you’ve been asked to my dee someone

I thought vampires turned to ashes in the sun

Yeah you shouldn’t‘ve brought her there

Cool red eyes

I told you not to go out with him

Yeah she’ll be in your life for like the next 85 years

🙄🙄🙄🙄

Oh my gosh who the fuck are you? Tris?

Ballet studio

Dumb girl

Most children are stubborn

Stupid girl

You insolent fool

If you bit her hand is she a vampire now

Edward has self control when it comes to killing

Congrats! Now she’s dying

She was a kinda cute child

Aaaaaand she’s alive

But vampires don’t sleep

Since when is she clumsy

See took care of it means killed

Yes! You CAN just leave him

Nice suit

Don’t like the dress

No she’s not

Jacob Edward rivalry

Ok so Cullen’s are vampires and quesadillas or whatever the fuck Jacob is are werewolves

People really don’t seem to understand how long forever really is

Veronica/Vanessa is watching you...

Ok in conclusion twilight 1 was nowhere near as good as Harry Potter, well any of them, but I’ll watch the other ones too, I guess.

Which one comes next?