Hello friends. It is a pure miracle we've gotten this far, in both the #Richonne fandom and also us, Melissa and Kia, remembering how any of this stuff works after a Rick Grimes length hiatus away from it all. But just like Andy, Danai and Gimple, we keep our promises and when we said we'd be back when Rick was, WE'RE BACK NOW THAT RICK IS!!!!! And what a reunion it was. From the opening scene with our man's eyes full of tears we were immediately ready to take this journey with Michonne and Rick because a) we only support winners and b) they are the ones who live.

And what a journey it was: a secret city, a secret army, a secret plan, a secret mission, secret desires. Secrets on secrets on secrets! Let's discuss them all!

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  Hey! Is this thing on?

  We're baaaaaaack........for a limited engagement. You didn't think we would let you guys process Michonne's last episode of The Walking Dead without us, did you? 

  If you're still out there, make sure to use the ole #TDCPod so we can hear your thoughts about the episode. 

  Y'all be well and we'll see you for the Rick movies. YOU HEAR US GIMPLE?! THERE BETTER BE MOVIES. YOU ARE IN A QUARANTINE SO YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO WRITE SAID MOVIES SO GET TO IT BOO BOO. YOU COMMITTED TO THESE MOVIES (PLURAL), SIR. DON'T BE A QUITTER. YOU NEED AN ACCOUNTABILITY PARTNER? YOU'VE GOT TWO FOR ONE RIGHT HERE. WRITE THEM. WRITE THEM NOW. AND FOR F*CK'S SAKE LEAVE THE DAMN LIGHTS ON IN OUR RICHONNE REUNION SEX SCENES YOU MONSTER. Okay, thanks. Take care. Bye.

  Sticking around for the rest of season 10? We know just who you should turn to you for your recaps.

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  In a shocking turn of events, we actually showed back up to do this recap of season 9 of The Walking Dead, five months late.

We talk about that light that dimmed in our hearts once our main man was taken away, what it would take to pull us back into being a diehard fan and a look back at this little zombie show that changed our worlds.

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  We knew this day was coming, friends? Or did we? We wouldn't blame you if you thought we forgot about you since this is coming at ya six months late. But good things take time. We hope.

  Even though it's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday, we must. But really, it's a celebration, benches (any fans of The Good Place out there?). We compiled all of your truly lovely messages for us, along with many of our favorite moments from the past three years and put together our farewell tribute to us and, more importantly, to you. #TDCPod fam for life.

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  Want some more Melissa in your life? Be sure to check out her podcast, Your BFF Podcast, to unlock all the secrets of life. Or to break the key in the door. Either way, it'll be a good time.

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OK. Where do we begin with this long-awaited episode of The Walking Dead? Our friend Tai Gooden helps us break this down.

  What started as excitement to see our main woman, Michonne (Danai Gurira), step into the spotlight turned to horror over what we were watching. The kids? Eff them kids. Yes, they deserved to die and we hope they burn in hell! No, we were more than a little disgusted to see Michonne brutalized again. Tussling with the Governor's men? Check. Savage fight with the actual Governor? Check. Beat up by a MMA fighter disguised as a trash lady? Check. Knocked out by a demon child while pregnant? Check. Branded while pregnant? Check. Beaten with a wooden board while pregnant? Check. Had to kill a bunch of Children of the Corn to rescue her daughter who was abducted by a close friend from before the world ended? Check. Had her heavily pregnant belly slashed by a 6-year-old? Check. While he was at it, why didn't he just cut RJ out for good measure?

  And we're still confused about the actual point of this. Was this supposed to explain why Maggie and Tara have an attitude with Michonne? Or why Michonne don't want no new friends? We get it. Sometimes, in the zombie apocalypse, you meet people and they try to eat you. No wait-- you meet people and they try to take half of your stuff and make you slaves. No, that's not it. Here we go: you meet people and they kill you and carve a "W" in your head. See where we're going? This ain't new. Not sure why we needed to see Michonne kill some kids?

  By the way, thanks for all the help, Daryl. And Judith, go to your room!

  On the plus side, Danai was phenomenal. As if there was any doubt. We saw RJ and he's the perfect kid. And Jocelyn, if nothing else, gave us the perfect tagline for these Richonne movies: Go Find Your Man.

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On the penultimate episode of season 9 of The Walking Dead, we finally arrived at the fair or whatever this was. We watched in amazement as Alpha infiltrated the fair and then magically changed day to night and filthy to clean in a matter of mere moments. We also watched as Alpha impersonated a regular person named ‘Debbie’ and learned that normal just ain’t a life Alpha is gonna be living. 

We had a lot of losses during this episode…..or did we? We didn’t recognize seven of the ten pike victims and we didn’t really care about the other three. (DEATH TO HENRY!!!)  Though we liked the call back to season 2 with Carol and Daryl when Sophia came out of the barn, we felt the much anticipated pike scene just didn’t pack the emotional punch (or any punch, for that matter) that we were promised.

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