Psych Major!Haibara
Heâs the sweetest guy on the outsideâloves everyone and everyone... well almost everyone loves him, hugs people in the hallway, bakes cookies during finals week. Heâs studying human behavior because heâs obsessed with it. Heâs a little too good at reading people. Always knows when youâre lying. The kind of guy who says âno worries!â but then has an anonymous google doc with embarrassing photos/videos of you shared with 50 people. Smiles while doing it.
âIâm not mad! :) just disappointed.â
Business Major!Yuki
Fully living her hot girl era. Sheâs a sugarbaby (no one knows), but sheâs also getting that degree because she wants to build an empire. Always on her phone during class, but somehow gets A's. Buys her group project teammates coffee and then does nothing. Her men pay her tuition and buy her macbooks. Emotionally unavailable, devastatingly hot, has a calendar for which man she sees on which day on her pin board.
âHeâs not my boyfriend! Heâs an investor!â
Engineering Major!Toji
Heâs quiet in class, always wears a hoodie, sits in the back rowâeveryone assumes heâs dumb or barely scraping by. But heâs crazy smart and has perfect grades. Lowkey comes from old money but refuses to use it and even admit it. Works out between classes, eats protein bars like they're a full meal. Used to hook up with Mean Girl!Reader. Hates group projects, never goes out unless itâs to beat someone up or fix up his car. Shoko is the only one who knows heâs not a total asshole.
âYou talk too much. The answerâs C. Now shut up.â
Ta!Suguru
He acts like heâs composed and elegant and âabove the dramaâ but heâs absolutely not. Smokes in the staff bathroom. Runs the class, everyone worships him, started TAâing because he was bored. Leeps getting in trouble with admin but somehow always gets out of it.
âItâs called charisma. You wouldnât get it.â
Nerd!Gojo
Top of the class, bottom of the social ladder. Raises his hand to correct the professor. Gets into reddit arguments for fun. Never wears the same glasses twice. Has a superiority complex AND an inferiority complex. Runs a Starwars and Sonic meme page. Takes selfies of him studying. Friends/close friends with no one, except Suguru (and even then thatâs complicated).
âI color coded my notes by timeline era⌠see, the yellow ones are clone wars era but non canon adjacentââ
Medical Student!Shoko
Sheâs top of her class and couldnât care less. Sarcastic, sleep deprived, always at the hospital or in bed. Shows up to parties in scrubs and drinks straight vodka. Fixes your wounds after bar fights, but roasts you while she does it. Doesnât gossip but knows everything.Kkind of scary but also your safe space.
âYouâre not dying. Probably...â
Stoner!Choso
He wears the same hoodie every day. Smells like weed and bergamot. Studies painting and sculpture but never shows anyone his work. Writes poetry at 3am while listening to hello kitty in the background. Very gentle. Has like 4 piercings and an eyebrow slit. You think heâs dumb, but heâs just tired. Only talks to Haibara and sometimes you.
âI watch you comb your hair and brush your teeth. I watch you talk on the phone and I watch you sleep.â
Professor!Nanami
The only real adult in the room. Runs a tight syllabus, grades harshly, but secretly loves when students try. Drinks espresso with two sugars and cries in his office. Once caught Ta!Suguru vaping in class and nearly lost his mind. Secretly funds the debate club. Unironically wears a wristwatch.
âI gave you a D because your thesis was weak. Not because I hate you. Although...â
Professor!Sukuna
The man the administration canât fire â mostly because half the alumni donations come from people still obsessed with him. Teaches ancient civilizations / mythology / power & belief systems, lectures like heâs preaching, and somehow makes every student feel like the villain in his story. Sharp suits, sharper tongue. His office smells like sandalwood and danger. Calls attendance just to say your name slow. Heâs infamous for assigning âinterpretive essaysâ that sound academic but are really psychological warfare. Once told a student their thesis lacked âblood.â The department boardâs scared of him but he brings in record enrollment every semester. Rumored to have been married once... no oneâs brave enough to ask what happened.
âSit up straight, youâre in the presence of history.â
Law Student!Utahime
Constantly angry. Hates Gojo. Hates men. Hates being perceived. Top of her class but fights with the professors... one in particular constantly. Gives intense eye contact during presentations and WILL glare at you if you talk over her. Probably has a crush on someone and doesnât know it. Never goes to parties. Except that ONE time. And everyoneâs still talking about it.
âDonât touch me, Iâm studying.â
Mean Girl!Reader
No one knows what you major in. You just appear. Your makeup is always perfect. You and Mei Mei coordinate outfits via facetime. Youâve never swiped your own ID card once. Some professors are scared of you (not professor Nanami). You were mean in high school and you're still mean in college. Terrorizing the quad one outfit at a time. You probably have a sugar daddy and also blackmail material on the dean and on literally everyone else.
âDonât talk to me unless youâve got something important to say or at least a Starbucks for me in your hand.â
Mean Girl!Mei Mei
Your partner in crime. Sheâs got connections, money, power. You two donât run the college you own it, like everyone knows who you are. Never caught, always ahead. She has a personal trainer and a personal lawyer and there's a rumor going on that her and her lawyer made a grown man cry during a court trial. Her wallet costs more than your tuition. Her heels click and clack, echos like a threat.
âYouâre cute... like a clearance rack.â
Frat Boy!Naoya
Heâs president of a frat that shouldâve been disbanded five years ago. Always shirtless. Always reeks of versace eros and protein powder. Hits on literally every girl and calls it ânetworking.â Thinks women belong in the kitchen but still begs you and Gojo for notes (you obviously don't give him it and Gojo doesn't associate himself with misogynists). The kind of guy who drinks from a red solo cup at 9am.
He definitely cheated on his Poli Sci final and blames feminism for his grade.
âItâs not misogyny, itâs biology.â
Literally the most hated man on campus. Even the other frats are like âyeah we donât claim him.â Constantly beefing with Law Student!Utahime. Got punched by her once. Got kicked out of your dorm building. Somehow still coasting through life on vibes and generational wealth.
âDonât act like you didnât like it when I called you baby.â
The relationships with them.
Close(ish) allies/Besties.
Mean Girl!Mei Mei â your ride or die. Your outfits sync, you share power, secrets, sugar daddies, and hitlists. Tou two host parties, private brunches and plan takedowns with iced coffees in hand.
âI already leaked his texts, now you just have to look sad on Insta.â
psychmajor!haibara â heâs suspiciously sweet. You act like you only keep him around to âdecodeâ people, but truth is⌠heâs got dirt on you. And youâve got dirt on him. Mutual respect. He smiles too much for your taste but youâd go feral if anyone messed with him.
âYouâre lucky youâre cute. Now tell me what she really meant when she said sheâs fine.â
Law Student!Utahime â frenemies? She hates you (allegedly), you bully her (with love?), but you two walk out of debate class like a power couple in denial. She roasts you, you threaten to leak her old cosplay pics. Itâs balanced.
âI swear Iâm gonna stab you with a highlighterâwait what lipliner is that?â
Complicated flirtations/Enemies with benefits.
Stoner!Choso â itâs not anything. But itâs also definitely something. You call him âloserâ and he lets you. You make fun of his piercings and then ask if he wants to smoke. He sees you clearer than he lets on. Probably has sketches of you hidden under his mattress.
âYouâre annoyingâ / âYou're in my bed.â
Ta!Suguru â he should be off limits. Heâs faculty. But you both ignore that. he flirts in passive aggressive grading notes, you show up to class in suspiciously short skirts. Nobody talks about whatâs going on⌠but everybody knows.
âIf youâre going to turn in something that lazy, at least do it with your usual flair.â
Engineering Major!Toji â ex situationship that still gets messy. Hot, emotionally void, grumpy. You argue in parking lots and then hook up in the backseat of his car. Itâs never over, never really starts either. Shoko sighs every time you mention him.
âYouâre still mad about that?â / âYou called me a spoiled brat during what? You giving me head?â
Nerd!Gojo â absolutely not your type. And yet. somehow youâre in his room at 1am while he explains star wars lore and youâre wearing his sweatshirt and pretending not to be into it. Youâd rather die than admit anything. He brags to Suguru about you.
âShut up, gojo.â / âBut youâre smiliinnnggg!â
Blackmail targets/Power leverage.
Frat Boy!Naoya â you have so much dirt on him. You keep the receipts like trophies. He flirts, you threaten, itâs a game to him but war to you. He once posted a thirst trap and you replied with a picture of him sobbing freshman year... thank god for the new TikTok update.
âCareful, Naoya. Your entire existence is one google drive away from getting socially killed.â
Business Major!Yuki â mutual secrecy. You both pretend not to know about each otherâs sugar arrangements. Passive aggressive compliments in the hallway. You know sheâs got skeletons, and she knows you do to. Alliances formed in stilettos and love.
âCute purse. Your sponsor buy that?â / âAt least mine isnât in his midlife crisis.â
Professor!Sukuna â you and him understand each other too well. Itâs not flirting, itâs control. Heâs the only one who talks to you like youâre his equal, and thatâs exactly what makes him dangerous. Youâve both got secrets sharp enough to draw blood, and you take turns pressing them to each otherâs throats. He calls it âmutual respect.â You call it what it is â leverage.
âYouâll come to me when it matters. They always do.â / âKeep dreaming, I only crawl when itâs worth it.â
Medical Student!Shoko â you act like sheâs just your trauma nurse, but sheâs your comfort person. Sheâll patch you up and call you a dumbass, but she also lends you her hoodie when youâre crying in the quad. You only cry around her.
âYouâre fine. But I brought ice cream anyway.â
Professor!Nanami â youâd never admit it, but you actually respect him. He doesnât fall for your charm, grades you like he hates you, but you keep taking his classes. Probably reminds you of stability or your dad or something. You have dreams about him.
âProfessor Nanami... I left my textbook in your office...â / âIâm calling security.â