#tw.intox

leon would be pretty insecure and would need quite a bit of reassuring! he would miss what he thinks was his 'prime' (I.e re4 build) and reader would literally be on their knees, worshipping all that he is and showing just how much they love Leon for him, regardless of his body <3

your dark leon got me acting up in a way that sets feminism back a couple hundred years uhmm😳😳😳 he would be bad! terrible, even! you would only fuel his alcoholic behavior rather than fixing him (there is no fixing him and you were a fool to think that in the first place.)

but pros are uhm uhm he suffocates you with his belly on the regular soooooo🤷‍♀️ like i had this image of Leon laying on top of reader, their stomach is pressed down to the floor, meanwhile his tummy is pressed right up against readers back, trapping them essentially. they have to deal with Leon's body weight pressing down on them, his arms wrapped around them and his sheer strength keeping them in place. and he's smirking the entire time as he watches reader struggle to move. he! would! be! awful!

NONNIE!!!!! IM GONNA KISS YOU!!!! this is literally sensational LIKE YOU GET ME!!! YES!!!!!! BEER BELLY LEON AGENDA IS GETTING SPREAD AND THE WORLD CHEERED!! world peace has been restored :33

insecure! leon is sooo regretful :(( like he looks at himself in the mirror and even though his tummy doesn’t take away from his skills AT ALL, he still feels so inferior, like he looks around at the people around him and even though change comes with time, their changes weren’t the same as him gaining weight so he’s literally crashing out — but YOU!!! at least help alleviate the deep rooted anxiety and just inner self loathing he’s developed over the years.

i think it’s hot idc!! riding him or sucking on his cock while he has a beer in hand, like he’s so “im disgusting, don’t do that,” like hello im currently between your thighs with my hands down your pants what are you saying??

just think abt it with me nonnie… sucking on his fat cock (hard or not) while he’s sitting back on his couch and drinking a beer.. he’s so embarrassed?? like cmon! don’t lower yourself to his level, find a better man, a man that’s not broken, one that’s not an alcoholic and not one that’s let himself go ;(( he’s drunkenly babbling but your kissing his into thighs and tummy before popping his cock in your mouth and sucking slowly while telling him that he’s the most attractive man in the world STOP!!! he cums so fast it’s so humiliating BUT IT HELPS!!! cuz you reassure him that he’s all you’ve ever wanted :33

now..dark! leon is a whole other story i fear.. he would be a horrible partner but IDC!! i still want his ass in my bed and on top of me 🔥 NO LITERALLY, there’s no way to fix him, he’s too far gone! at one point you tried to point out his addiction and it turned into an argument and you kinda stopped trying.. like yea you’re an enabler but whatever he physically can’t be in a relationship with someone trying to fix his issues it will make him crash out. he uses alcohol as a way to cope and i fear he’s never gonna give it up (>_<;)

and YES!! he does use his strength and weight against you :(( you can complain and whine all you want, but you and him both know you enjoy it. (me too girl) like he’s quite literally folding you in half, he doesn’t care if you’re flexible or not. in any context, dark! leon loves when you cry, dacryphilia king!! he just loves making you cry and seeing you squirm and try to fight to get him off of you.. like aw, sweetheart, did you really think some pushes and kicks would work against him?

Your relationship with Nora had been tense in the last years, she still did all the things a good older sister should do but you could feel there was a line there and you didn't know why. All you wanted was for things to go back to how things used to be with the both of you being close but it seemed impossible now. She took on more hours and jobs at work now like she didn't even want to be in the same house with you which left you at home wondering why she wouldn't even hug you anymore.

Meanwhile Nora had been trying her best not to pounce on you, her ruts had been so intense that she was sure you wouldn't walk away unscathed if she so much as smelled a whiff of you during them. She hated being away from you but really when she hugged you all she could think of was tying you up and forcing herself on you. It was during one of those ruts she started to feel desperate enough to want to do something about it. She couldn't do this game of running away during ruts anymore, as much as she felt ashamed for what she was going to do because she wanted you to love her before she did anything, it was eating away at her thinking about it constantly. So she bought weed, lots and lots of weed. When she got the bag home she wasn't even sure if she should be using it, it felt underhanded almost to do it this way but when you walked into her bedroom, in those cute pajamas she always made you wear to make sure nothing was rough on your skin, something snapped in her.

"Hey Nora? Can I hang out in here?" She patted her lap as you looked around the room in confusion, you actually hadn't been in her room for a few years, she hadn't let herself be to enclosed with you or else she would have broken sooner. She wished she had broken sooner almost, then there wouldn't have been this stupid distance she'd accidentally created between you.

"I uhm, got some weed, I figured my reason for living has seemed stressed lately, i-it's for you." She tried to keep her breathing steady when you sat down on her lap, she had to be patient, it needed time to kick in first. She grabbed one of the joints and lit it, almost shoving it against your lips. She really didn't usually let you do this kind of stuff, she was protecting you in her mind, if you had ever asked to get high she probably would have gotten you edibles but edibles took longer to kick in, she wanted you right now. She was too horny to feel ashamed even when you coughed a bit on the first puff. "Good girl, just keep taking it."

"It feels a bit… I dunno, different?" Admittedly she'd gotten a higher strain, one meant for supernaturals, she wasn't sure what your tolerance was because despite being human you had been made immortal with her, it could have been too much for you though which you already melting into her arms after just five hits. It was cute. Probably wouldn't have even batted an eye if she forced her knot in right that moment but she'd keep going anyways.

"Shh, just keep going, I need my reason for living to really relax." She was getting impatient now, how could she not be when you weren't even reacting other than small whines to her running her hands underneath your clothes. You didn't even notice she was fully hard and grinding you on her lap ever so slightly.

REAL!!!

beer belly leon is real to me, esp for vendetta.. like it’s not that he’s overweight, but his tummy is soft cause he’s an alcoholic DUHHH!! his arms are strong still, like.. strong but fat…🔥 i can’t lie i want beer belly leon to beat me tbh!!1!1 like yes, you’re strong and fat for a reason 🔥

see there’s two versions of beer belly leon that i love: insecure leon & mean leon.. insecure! leon feeling upset and embarrassed cuz he let himself go, but you LOVE his tummy, like if i could id be worshipping that man to no end..