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Brandon dad gets a visit from his uncle who played football and ran track with his dad when they were kids so he is like family so they call him uncle Charlie he also lives with his dad for a few years after he had hard time in his family so Brandonās grandpa took him in as his own. Uncle Charlie visits the home and dad and Charlie start to reminisce and drink thinking about the past and old times they had on the playing field. Tez and Brandon are brothers and actively fight and argue constantly boys will be boys right. While telling stories Brandon comes across a photo from dads and uncle Charlie past and notices a stylish hair cut . The adults ultimately decide to use Brandon as their lab rat and live through him to relive their youth by bringing this old retro haircut back problem is uncle Charlie has been drinking enough to be tipsy even if he did know how to cut hair drinking wouldnāt have enhance his skillz. Brandon Reluctantly goes with the flow even though itās against his better judgment and decides to let uncle Charles cut his hair , even though it got to point where it really wasnāt his choice it was really the adults just using him to relive their glory days by being back some nostalgia or at least trying to. Brandon tells his brother about the hair cut and Tez knows this will be entertaining after not acting interested Tez joins them in the kitchen to witness the action , as well as live stream it for lifetime personal records. As they get started Brandon starts to see bigger chunks off his hair fall down and he doesnāt know if this is. Kemal or if he is just parold and seeing bigger chunks than usual in his mind.Brandonās mom never let him grow his hair past a six month period it would get to a nappy canāt handle stage , so since he was approaching the 6month period of this grow cycle he knew he could possible grow beyond that. The vision was starting to fade as more hair started falling i just want the top left long Unc remember that . Tez is recording and having a ball laughing and entertains hisself cracking up with laughter just watching the whole disaster unfold he starts to encourage the uncle to make it better sarcastically but in turn really making it worse. At the end of the hair Brandon sees it and is terrified all those months flushed down the toilet he was highly upset . Tez his brother in full laughter and canāt contain it , uncle Charlie still not aware of the wrongdoing thinks he did a great job even though he is a bit tipsy. The end
THE ZEEE TEEE BOP HAIRCUT
Enters uncle Charlie , a family friend of Brandonās dad since childhood. Brandon and tez are in the front room playing games on the tv his dad is in the kitchen when uncle Charlie arrives
UNCLE CHARLIE
Beys boys? How have yāall been
TEZ
Good
BRANDON
Good uncle , what you been up too
UNCLE CHARLIE
You know same o same o Iām going to let yāall finish yāall game whereās yāall dad
DAD
(Yells back from kitchen) Iām back here coon , come on back
As uncle Charles walk back to the kitchen the boys turn their attention back to their game the dad and Charlie catch up in the background as their voices fade
BACK TO LIVING ROOM ON THE GAME
In the background you can distinctly hear bits and pieces of their convo of the good ole days
BRANDON
Hurry up and choose your team you taking to long
tez
Chill bro your being impatient
brandon
You canāt spell impatient
TEZ
You slow
BRANDON
Your the one in the slow classes not me , you in my grade and suppose to be in one aheaaa....
MOM
Yāall better cut it out now!!
tez
See whAt you did
brandon
Aight relax man letās get to this game you still trying to customize stuff letās start it already
tez
Why would they have the option to do this stuff if they didnāt want us to use the specific feature
brandon
Your trippin
tez
No your tripping
brandon
Aight you trip and play this alone Iām about to go see what dad is doing
tez
Do you fam , they make cpu boys just for this type of occasion peace out Brodie (sarcastically)
brandon
Whatever man
tez continues to play the game customizing his features unbothered as brandon gets annoyed and leaves Into the kitchen
TEZ EXITS AND ENTERS KITCHEN
Dad and uncle Charlie are at the table with a beer talking and reminiscing about the good ole days they played ball together and ran track .
DAD
You remember that one game , when you leaped right up and caught it right over billy Robinson
UNCLE CHARLIE
Man that was a great play, the way the qb James tossed it right back to you on the RB toss and you faked that run by the time they realized you were about to throw it it was to late , good ole bill knew something was up and was the sole man in the area
dad
Sole man in the area ! Listen to this son, then your uncle Charlie
At this point Brandon has heard this story countless times but his dad and uncle tell it like itās the first time ever telling it to them
DAD CONT
Look at me I look at him we both nodded I threw that bad boy right smack over him floating stride for stride with your uncle he leaps as billy tries to leap bills was fast so he got their right as your uncle came down with it but it was to late
UNCLE CHARLIE
Too late , I was already in the end one hahaha
Dad
Already in the end zone hahaha
They both clink beers and chuckle together
BRANDON
(Looks over at the both of them shakes his head and joins in on the laughter) great story yāall were some bad boyz bad in the day on the field and on the track huh
Dad
You already know son,
UNCLE CHARLIE
Check this out, I found a old newspaper clip with your dad and I back in the day look (hands Brandon phone with picture and news paper clip)
BRANDON
Thatās dope Unc , oh snap I see that yāall are fresh with the matching haircuts
Dad
Yeah you like that huh
UNCLE C
Yeah our dad your grandpa use to hook us up for the games Itās called the city top fade
BRANDON
Ooo word , thatās nice
Dad
You know your uncle could āhookā you up if you wanted now
UNCLE C
Yeah you know Iām nice with clippers I use to cut your dads and my hair in high school
Dad
Go wash your hair and comb it out and Iāll get my clipper and set up in the kitchen for your uncle when your ready
BRANDON
Okay dad
Brandon exit kitchen enters living room
Brandon is a little skeptical at this point but that doesnāt stop him from going to his brother to get his advice on the matter. Brandon hair has been growing for some time now and itās getting difficult to tame so the offer is deff being considered.
BRANDON
I know you are not still customizing your team
TEZ
And if I am ?
Brandon
Iām not even going to start with you , why uncle Charlie about to hook me up bro , he said he would give me this hair cut they had when they were younger gpa use to give it to them. Itās called the city top fade itās super fresh bro
Tez
On what
BRANDON
On everything well you see ima go wash my hair and comb it out then he going to start in The kitchen I been needed a touch up on my hair too you kno I been trying to grow out the top for the longest but mom always make us cut it smh ridiculous
TEZ
Yeah I know right straight a shame but if it turn out coo Iāll be next for sure
BRANDON
Aight cool Iāll let him know that when I get back down , Iām too excited bro I canāt wait
Tez continues game and Brandon runs upstairs pick out hair and wash it . He returns back down after 10m or so
BRANDON WALKS INTO KITCHEN
Dad
Son your all set to go
UNCLE CHARLIE
Alright letās do it aināt nothing to it but to do it
BRANDON
(Starting to have second thoughts says) .. uhhmm Unc you sure you know what you are doing
UNCLE CHARLIE
Yes boy I am sure donāt question my sssskillz
By this time dad and uncle Charlie have had about 3 beers each and working on their fourth beer in one hand and clippers in the other after uncle Charlie finishes his sentence with skills he does a little shimmy dance move which further and confirm Brandon suspicious of uncle Charlie being a little tipsy Brandon sits and leans back reluctantly as Charlie drapes a sheet over his front side to protect his clothing from falling hair debris
HAIRCUT STARTS
BRANDON
What are you looking at ? Arenāt you suppose to be on the game
Tez
Donāt worry about me Iām here to watch and āadmire uncle Charles skillsā who know I might just learn something . ( Tez says this sarcastically and smirks, unnoticed by the adults)
BRANDON
Yeah okay you think you funny
Dad
Let the boy watch ,
UNCLE CHARLIE
Yeah , you worry about just being still , let him learn a thing or two from a pro( feeling admired)
Tez
Yeah worry about yourself
BRANDON
Itās cool , (Brandon sits still and plays on his cell phone)
Tez
Whatās up live we live baby my little brother getting his hair trimmed up by a pro my Unc check him out yāall
Numerous comments are laughing anticipating the mess up of the uncle and and pointing out the slur speech of the adults and beer and know it will be a disaster , as Tez persist on instigating the matter making it worse
TEZ
Dang Unc thatās tight , make sure you get that spot right there too, dang bro you about to have all the ladies
UNCLE CHARLIE
Isnāt he tho , I told you I was nice now let me finish
BRANDON
Is is really coo bro or you just saying that I canāt tell from your face if your playing or not
TEZ
Your fresh bro Iām telling you , even everyone on love saying so
At the point dad has left to the bathroom and started talking to mom upstairs Brandon doesnāt know to be worried or excited but the anticipation is eating him alive he sees chunks of his hair falling as the clipper passss but doesnāt know if he is imagining bigger pieces falling than what is actually being cut out and falling he is tripping at this point
UNCLE c
Alright B all done
Tez
(Trying to hold in laughter) this the finish product yāall (chuckles) whatās yāall think yāall let him know in the comments Iām about to tag him in it
BRANDON
Aight Iām about to go look yāall playing
Tez
Go ahead bro
Brandon gets up hair falls off the sheet thatās draped around him onto the floor, and heads to the bathroom to check the mirror
Tez
(Laughing in background)
BRANDON
What In the world is this!!!
Tez
What you donāt like it
UNCLE CHARLIE
You donāt like it ?
BRANDON
Uncle Charlie no offense but what were you doing I said Iām growing my hair and to keep the top thereās patches everywhere on my head
UNCLE CHARLIE
It doesnāt look that bad B
BRANDON
Unc you been drinking so you donāt really see clear look at my head this is crazy
Brandonās phone start to buzz from notifications , heās being mentioned in tons of comments from the live stream his brother Tez was recording during the haircut so all of his friends seen it happen live heās instantly embarrassed
BRANDON
Really Tez YOU!!
Tez
Chill bro it aināt that deep your hair can grow back it donāt look that bad
BRANDON
Why would you
Tez
You want me to get next to help you feel better ?
BRANDON
Ignores Tez
TEZ
Iāll go next bro I got you , hey Unc can I get next up
BRANDON
You forreal
TEZ
You got me Unc
UNCLE CHARLIE
Yeah I can get you , unc Charlie stay with the skillz get in the chair
Tez walks over to chair sits down ,
UNCLE CHARLIE
You ready
Tez
Yeah (deep inhale exhale) Shake head
Uncle Charlie clippers start up buzzzzzzzzz, Tez looks at Brandon looks at uncle Tez jumps up
Tez
Sssiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkeeee what I look like getting a zzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeee teeeeeeeeeeeee booooooopppp on the top of my head like this fool
The end
The kidz on the hillBy Terrell Matthews LaāRose Productions 3/31/2019 Episode 2: The Zeee Teee Bop HairCut! Characters Brandon,Dad,MO
The Kidz on the Hill Pilot ep1 by Terrell Matthews
Written by: Terrell Matthews
LaāRose Productions
3/29/2019
The Hill
Episode one pilot :
Name MOMMA AINāT RAISE NO THIEF
Characters
Brandon main character 13-16 about his life and his day to day struggles of being a teen growing up and a child in a household
Tez Brandonās older brother 16-18 range gives Brandon a head time picking and fighting with him on a daily basis he got held back one year
Mom Brandon mom fun sassy typical black mother strong independent with feisty comebacks sheās a bargain beetle loves to save money anywhere she can works 9-5
Dad kind of sits back and goes with flow of things , steps in and clears up situations if needed. Works hard typically gone working multiple jobs throughout day
Dave : store manager , knows of family from visits in store but doesnāt know them personally on a talk to basis brandon sees him all the time when visiting the local corner store
Star: Brandonās neighbor and girlfriend She a book worm always steers to do whatās right
Post : Brandonās best friend since childhood
Fat katt neighborhood bully , short tough guy gets into trouble picks on the kids but is cool with at times age range 17-19
Summary brief overview :
This episode will be about Brandon who is facing the beaughborhood tough guy named fat katt who pressures Brandon into stealing a drink from a dollar store and ultimately getting caught by the store manager. After getting caught the manager kicks Brandon out of the store and bans him from the property. At the time Brandon is relieved because the police arenāt called as well as his mother will not find out of his wrong doings. He gets home and tells his brother tez about the ordeal. He no longer has fat kat on his mind itās more about avoiding moms trips to the store as a family unit as well as avoid running the errand of going to the store to pick up whatever essential item was needed. the first few times brandon mom ask him to run to the store his brother would go for him until he started to blackmail him so he recruited his next door neighbor who was also his girlfriend she would go for him until a day cane were neither his brother or his Girl could help what is he gonna do will he tell His mom and receive the wrath of evil or work it out with the manager so he is welcomed back on the property
THE HILL
Momma aināt raise No Thiefs
Brandonis sitting on the side of his bed lacing his shoes. tez is laying in his bed on his side of the room tossing a ball up and down...
Brandon
you coming out today bro
Tez:
yeah Iām about to just relax here for a second and finish this movie up
Brandon:
aight bro Iām about to go out and see who all out there
Tez:
aight cool bro do your thing
Brandon gets up checks the mirror and walks down the stairs and out of the front door , he grabs the basketball off the patio and starts to bounce it as he Walks out the gate
Brandon:
whatās good fat katt
Fat katt:
ahid it my birthday what you got for me
Brandon :
Iām bout to hit up the store , I got you what you want
Fat katt:
Ohhh forreal , lemme get a drink
Brandon:
A drink ?
FAT KATT:
Yeah a drink did I stutter
Brandon :
aight bro I got you, just keep your hands to your self. Happy birthday by the way Iāll be right back
Brandon walks across street To plaza with store
Brandon
(Looks at Dave nods, and continues )
Dave is the store manager late 40s white, after seeing Dave as Brandon enters the store Brandonās proceeds to the middle aisle where the candy was displayed. He grabs a pack of sour punch and some gum and walks towards the back. After placing the items in his pocket he lowers his shirt to hide the items discreetly. Now he is headed to the coolers grabs a drink heads to the back and placed it in his pocket. Big bulge sticking out very noticeable . After mustering up courage Brandon walks towards the front and makes eye contact with Dave and a customer chatting, looking and pointing in brandons direction. he swiftly picks up the pace
DAVE
Hey kid come here
Brandon
Ignores ...
DAVE
Brandon get over here
Brandon
(HE KNOWS BRANDON FROM THE NUMEROUS VISITS INSIDE THE STORE ALSO HIS FAMILY WOULD COME IN ON OCCASION)
Yes Dave ,
DAVE
I know what you have done , take out the items or I will call the police
Brandon
I donāt know what your talking about
DAVE
Seriously ? ? A customer saw you
Brandon
Here ... (takes out items sets on counter
DAVE
Youāre lucky I donāt call the authorities and turn you in, for now you are no longer allowed in my store now get out of here
Brandon
Man , okay itās whatever
Brandon exits store and heads home
By this time Brandon is on his way home and enters into his room no longer thinking about fat katt and what will happen when he never brings his drink but instead how he will keep this secret from his mother .
Brandon
Bro guess what just happen
Tez
Tell me when this goes on commercial
Brandon
But bro
TEZ
Shhh
Commercial plays
Brandon
You ready
Tez
Go ahead
Brandon
Man tell me why I was in the store and I was going to grab something right for me and fat katt but I end up getting caught
TEZ
(Interest peak) oh word what happen what was you tryna get
Brandon
You wouldnāt believe it Bro , well I had the candy and gum but then fat katt wanted a drink
Tez
Wait what ? A drink
Brandon
Yeah bro a drink
TEZ
So you had a whole drink in your pocket ... donāt tell me you had ..... a.... whole..... bottle drink.... in your shorts pockets (laughter ensues )
Brandon
Yeah man, (unamused) well anyway I get caught by Dave and he basically kicked me out the store and I canāt go back ,
Tez
So what you going to do when mom wants you to go ?
Brandon
Thatās where you Come in at fool.. you gotta have my back on this one Iāll owe you big time
TEZ
Laughter calming down I donāt know bro I might help you I donāt know if I want to get in the middle
Brandon
Forreal bro all the times I done helped you forreal
TEZ
Aight aight bro I got you
Brandon
Okay cool bro good looking.
SCENE ENDS
Brandon mom is in the kitchen making lunch she needs paper plates and batteryās from the store. being that there is a plaza across the complex she wants one of the boys to go.
MOM
Teeezz, Brrraaanndon
BRANDON TEZ
Yes
MOM
I need one of you to clean the bathroom and one of your to run to the store to grab some paper plates and batteryās
Brandon
Iāll clean the bathroom
MOM
No since your so quick to choose Tez you go clean the bathroom and Brandon you go to the store
Brandon
But mm
Mom
But what ?
Brandon
Nothing yes maāam
MOM
Thatās what I thought. Here is the money and bring my change back all of it Hurry back
BRANDON
Yes mom
Brandon looks at tez they are both looking at each other as they go up stairs one to clean the bathroom and one to get his things to go to the store.
TEZ
I tried nothing I could do bro good luck lol
Brandon
This isnāt funny man idk what to do
Tez
Lol chuckles better figure out something quick, why donāt you just tell her what happen
Brandon
Yeah so she can kill me right, I mines well get a shovel and dig my Own grave
Tez
Lol yeah your right well you better get going
Brandon
Man this is wild itās cool I think I might have a plan
BRANDON EXITS HOUSE
Brandonās knocks on neighbors door waiTing for answer
STAR
Hey whatās up bran
Brandon
Hey I need a quick favor are you able to do it for me
STAR
Sure
Brandon
It May sound weird but I need you to go to the store for me
STAR
Egg canāt you go
Brandon
I canāt go because I got kicked out
STAR
What
Brandon
Yeah long story short I kicked out for trying to take something I wasnāt supp..
Star
YOU WERE STEALING
Brandon
Not to loud girl, my mom doesnāt know and Iām trying to keep it that way
STAR
Why were you stealing
Brandon
Itās a long story I was just getting something for fat kat but itās whatever Iām not worried about it right now
STAR
Well you need to be
Brandon
You going to go for me or what my mom is life key waiting for me to come back like yesterday
Star
Okay okay i guess Iāll help you but your going to need to figure this out in the future because Iām not going to be able to go to the store for you just any time especially without telling my mom anything and Iām just leaving randomly when you come or ask
Brandon
I understand Iāll get it all figured out I promise , thank you for helping .
Walking to store
STAR
So what Iām I getting
Brandon
Just a pack of paper plates and some double AA batteries
STAR
Okay Brandon Iāll get them for you , you owe me (blows a kiss to Brandon as she walks into store)
BRAndon
(Brandon waits outside until star is finished )
Star
Here ( hands him the Bag)
BRANDON
Thanks your the greatest you donāt know how much I appreciate it
STAR
Yeah I know your mom would kill you and kill me for helping you
Brandon
Yeah your right , I owe you Iāll make it up for sure
Brandon hugs star
Brandon
Iāll call you later And fill you in on all the detais in which happens, thanks again
STAR
No problem i got you babes
BRANDON WALKS INTO HOUSE
Brandon
Here you go mom and hereās the change for you
Mom
Go ahead and keep it baby
Brandon
Thank you
Brandon runs up stairs into his room while tez still is cleaning the bathroom
MOM
(Looks In bag shuffles around) Breeaanndooon
Brandon
Yessssssssss
NO RESPONSE
Yeeeeesssss
NO RESPONSE BRANDON RUNS DOWN STAIRS
Brandon
Yes mom
MOM
You got AA batteries
Brandon
Yes thatās what you said right ?
MOM
No
Brandon
What did you say
MOM
I said triple AAA batteries Brandon, no go back and get the correct ones, hereās the receipt
Brandon
Can tez go this time and Iāll finish the bathroom
MOM
No Brandon can I have my change back?
Brandon
Okay okay mom Iāll go now
As Brandon is leaving the house he sees star and her family leaving the neighborhood in her mom's car
Brandon
Dang there goes my chance at asking her again
basketball bouncing in distance Brandon goes to investigate. (Follow link to finish)
Written by: Terrell Matthews LaāRose Productions 3/29/2019 The Hill Episode one pilot :Name MOMMA AINāT RAISE NO THIEF Character
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