TKOTH ep 2 ZEE DEE BOB HAIRCUT
The kidz on the hill
By Terrell Matthews
La’Rose Productions
3/31/2019
Episode 2: The Zeee Teee Bop HairCut!
Characters Brandon,Dad,MOM, uncle Charlie, Tez
Backstory summary of episode
Brandon dad gets a visit from his uncle who played football and ran track with his dad when they were kids so he is like family so they call him uncle Charlie he also lives with his dad for a few years after he had hard time in his family so Brandon’s grandpa took him in as his own. Uncle Charlie visits the home and dad and Charlie start to reminisce and drink thinking about the past and old times they had on the playing field. Tez and Brandon are brothers and actively fight and argue constantly boys will be boys right. While telling stories Brandon comes across a photo from dads and uncle Charlie past and notices a stylish hair cut . The adults ultimately decide to use Brandon as their lab rat and live through him to relive their youth by bringing this old retro haircut back problem is uncle Charlie has been drinking enough to be tipsy even if he did know how to cut hair drinking wouldn’t have enhance his skillz. Brandon Reluctantly goes with the flow even though it’s against his better judgment and decides to let uncle Charles cut his hair , even though it got to point where it really wasn’t his choice it was really the adults just using him to relive their glory days by being back some nostalgia or at least trying to. Brandon tells his brother about the hair cut and Tez knows this will be entertaining after not acting interested Tez joins them in the kitchen to witness the action , as well as live stream it for lifetime personal records. As they get started Brandon starts to see bigger chunks off his hair fall down and he doesn’t know if this is. Kemal or if he is just parold and seeing bigger chunks than usual in his mind.Brandon’s mom never let him grow his hair past a six month period it would get to a nappy can’t handle stage , so since he was approaching the 6month period of this grow cycle he knew he could possible grow beyond that. The vision was starting to fade as more hair started falling i just want the top left long Unc remember that . Tez is recording and having a ball laughing and entertains hisself cracking up with laughter just watching the whole disaster unfold he starts to encourage the uncle to make it better sarcastically but in turn really making it worse. At the end of the hair Brandon sees it and is terrified all those months flushed down the toilet he was highly upset . Tez his brother in full laughter and can’t contain it , uncle Charlie still not aware of the wrongdoing thinks he did a great job even though he is a bit tipsy. The end
THE ZEEE TEEE BOP HAIRCUT
Enters uncle Charlie , a family friend of Brandon’s dad since childhood. Brandon and tez are in the front room playing games on the tv his dad is in the kitchen when uncle Charlie arrives
UNCLE CHARLIE
Beys boys? How have y’all been
TEZ
Good
BRANDON
Good uncle , what you been up too
UNCLE CHARLIE
You know same o same o I’m going to let y’all finish y’all game where’s y’all dad
DAD
(Yells back from kitchen) I’m back here coon , come on back
As uncle Charles walk back to the kitchen the boys turn their attention back to their game the dad and Charlie catch up in the background as their voices fade
BACK TO LIVING ROOM ON THE GAME
In the background you can distinctly hear bits and pieces of their convo of the good ole days
BRANDON
Hurry up and choose your team you taking to long
tez
Chill bro your being impatient
brandon
You can’t spell impatient
TEZ
You slow
BRANDON
Your the one in the slow classes not me , you in my grade and suppose to be in one aheaaa....
MOM
Y’all better cut it out now!!
tez
See whAt you did
brandon
Aight relax man let’s get to this game you still trying to customize stuff let’s start it already
tez
Why would they have the option to do this stuff if they didn’t want us to use the specific feature
brandon
Your trippin
tez
No your tripping
brandon
Aight you trip and play this alone I’m about to go see what dad is doing
tez
Do you fam , they make cpu boys just for this type of occasion peace out Brodie (sarcastically)
brandon
Whatever man
tez continues to play the game customizing his features unbothered as brandon gets annoyed and leaves Into the kitchen
TEZ EXITS AND ENTERS KITCHEN
Dad and uncle Charlie are at the table with a beer talking and reminiscing about the good ole days they played ball together and ran track .
DAD
You remember that one game , when you leaped right up and caught it right over billy Robinson
UNCLE CHARLIE
Man that was a great play, the way the qb James tossed it right back to you on the RB toss and you faked that run by the time they realized you were about to throw it it was to late , good ole bill knew something was up and was the sole man in the area
dad
Sole man in the area ! Listen to this son, then your uncle Charlie
At this point Brandon has heard this story countless times but his dad and uncle tell it like it’s the first time ever telling it to them
DAD CONT
Look at me I look at him we both nodded I threw that bad boy right smack over him floating stride for stride with your uncle he leaps as billy tries to leap bills was fast so he got their right as your uncle came down with it but it was to late
UNCLE CHARLIE
Too late , I was already in the end one hahaha
Dad
Already in the end zone hahaha
They both clink beers and chuckle together
BRANDON
(Looks over at the both of them shakes his head and joins in on the laughter) great story y’all were some bad boyz bad in the day on the field and on the track huh
Dad
You already know son,
UNCLE CHARLIE
Check this out, I found a old newspaper clip with your dad and I back in the day look (hands Brandon phone with picture and news paper clip)
BRANDON
That’s dope Unc , oh snap I see that y’all are fresh with the matching haircuts
Dad
Yeah you like that huh
UNCLE C
Yeah our dad your grandpa use to hook us up for the games It’s called the city top fade
BRANDON
Ooo word , that’s nice
Dad
You know your uncle could “hook” you up if you wanted now
UNCLE C
Yeah you know I’m nice with clippers I use to cut your dads and my hair in high school
Dad
Go wash your hair and comb it out and I’ll get my clipper and set up in the kitchen for your uncle when your ready
BRANDON
Okay dad
Brandon exit kitchen enters living room
Brandon is a little skeptical at this point but that doesn’t stop him from going to his brother to get his advice on the matter. Brandon hair has been growing for some time now and it’s getting difficult to tame so the offer is deff being considered.
BRANDON
I know you are not still customizing your team
TEZ
And if I am ?
Brandon
I’m not even going to start with you , why uncle Charlie about to hook me up bro , he said he would give me this hair cut they had when they were younger gpa use to give it to them. It’s called the city top fade it’s super fresh bro
Tez
On what
BRANDON
On everything well you see ima go wash my hair and comb it out then he going to start in The kitchen I been needed a touch up on my hair too you kno I been trying to grow out the top for the longest but mom always make us cut it smh ridiculous
TEZ
Yeah I know right straight a shame but if it turn out coo I’ll be next for sure
BRANDON
Aight cool I’ll let him know that when I get back down , I’m too excited bro I can’t wait
Tez continues game and Brandon runs upstairs pick out hair and wash it . He returns back down after 10m or so
BRANDON WALKS INTO KITCHEN
Dad
Son your all set to go
UNCLE CHARLIE
Alright let’s do it ain’t nothing to it but to do it
BRANDON
(Starting to have second thoughts says) .. uhhmm Unc you sure you know what you are doing
UNCLE CHARLIE
Yes boy I am sure don’t question my sssskillz
By this time dad and uncle Charlie have had about 3 beers each and working on their fourth beer in one hand and clippers in the other after uncle Charlie finishes his sentence with skills he does a little shimmy dance move which further and confirm Brandon suspicious of uncle Charlie being a little tipsy Brandon sits and leans back reluctantly as Charlie drapes a sheet over his front side to protect his clothing from falling hair debris
HAIRCUT STARTS
BRANDON
What are you looking at ? Aren’t you suppose to be on the game
Tez
Don’t worry about me I’m here to watch and “admire uncle Charles skills” who know I might just learn something . ( Tez says this sarcastically and smirks, unnoticed by the adults)
BRANDON
Yeah okay you think you funny
Dad
Let the boy watch ,
UNCLE CHARLIE
Yeah , you worry about just being still , let him learn a thing or two from a pro( feeling admired)
Tez
Yeah worry about yourself
BRANDON
It’s cool , (Brandon sits still and plays on his cell phone)
Tez
What’s up live we live baby my little brother getting his hair trimmed up by a pro my Unc check him out y’all
Numerous comments are laughing anticipating the mess up of the uncle and and pointing out the slur speech of the adults and beer and know it will be a disaster , as Tez persist on instigating the matter making it worse
TEZ
Dang Unc that’s tight , make sure you get that spot right there too, dang bro you about to have all the ladies
UNCLE CHARLIE
Isn’t he tho , I told you I was nice now let me finish
BRANDON
Is is really coo bro or you just saying that I can’t tell from your face if your playing or not
TEZ
Your fresh bro I’m telling you , even everyone on love saying so
At the point dad has left to the bathroom and started talking to mom upstairs Brandon doesn’t know to be worried or excited but the anticipation is eating him alive he sees chunks of his hair falling as the clipper passss but doesn’t know if he is imagining bigger pieces falling than what is actually being cut out and falling he is tripping at this point
UNCLE c
Alright B all done
Tez
(Trying to hold in laughter) this the finish product y’all (chuckles) what’s y’all think y’all let him know in the comments I’m about to tag him in it
BRANDON
Aight I’m about to go look y’all playing
Tez
Go ahead bro
Brandon gets up hair falls off the sheet that’s draped around him onto the floor, and heads to the bathroom to check the mirror
Tez
(Laughing in background)
BRANDON
What In the world is this!!!
Tez
What you don’t like it
UNCLE CHARLIE
You don’t like it ?
BRANDON
Uncle Charlie no offense but what were you doing I said I’m growing my hair and to keep the top there’s patches everywhere on my head
UNCLE CHARLIE
It doesn’t look that bad B
BRANDON
Unc you been drinking so you don’t really see clear look at my head this is crazy
Brandon’s phone start to buzz from notifications , he’s being mentioned in tons of comments from the live stream his brother Tez was recording during the haircut so all of his friends seen it happen live he’s instantly embarrassed
BRANDON
Really Tez YOU!!
Tez
Chill bro it ain’t that deep your hair can grow back it don’t look that bad
BRANDON
Why would you
Tez
You want me to get next to help you feel better ?
BRANDON
Ignores Tez
TEZ
I’ll go next bro I got you , hey Unc can I get next up
BRANDON
You forreal
TEZ
You got me Unc
UNCLE CHARLIE
Yeah I can get you , unc Charlie stay with the skillz get in the chair
Tez walks over to chair sits down ,
UNCLE CHARLIE
You ready
Tez
Yeah (deep inhale exhale) Shake head
Uncle Charlie clippers start up buzzzzzzzzz, Tez looks at Brandon looks at uncle Tez jumps up
Tez
Sssiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkeeee what I look like getting a zzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeee teeeeeeeeeeeee booooooopppp on the top of my head like this fool
The end
The kidz on the hill By Terrell Matthews La’Rose Productions 3/31/2019 Episode 2: The Zeee Teee Bop HairCut! Characters Brandon,Dad,MO
