You really like torturing me, don’t you?

Mikaelson: Klaus and Elijah Mikaelson. Makes me wish I had a brother, in a weird sort of ‘I will always want to kill you’ type of way.

Salvatore: Esther and Blair. They are my angels. I will always love them.

Lockwood: Mackenzie and Lily. Would it be creepy if I admitted that I’ve imagined both of them in my bed… At the same time? For an add bonus, throw in Nivaya. Now that’s what I call a party.

Gilbert: Grayson and Jacob. Who do you think would win in a fight? I’m kidding of course… Or am I?

Guerrea: Carmen and Natalia will always have an open invitation to my bed, or desk, or kitchen counter. You get my point.

Saltzman: Alaric and Isobel. Is it just me, or anyone else shocked that daddy Saltzman hasn’t killed Damon yet?

Donovan: Matt and Matt. He’s a survivor. Enough said. He might be my hero.

Rose Salvatore: Is it just me, or is it impossible for Salvatore women to be ugly?

Vanessa Guerrera: That is one mayor I would like to get to know better. If you know what I mean.

Henrik: There’s going to be drama surrounding that kid. I can’t wait.

Quinn: She’s cute, if you’re into that type of thing. I bet she’s feisty between the sheets. 

Worst Mothers:

1. Liz Salvatore

2. Katherine Pierce

3. Vanessa Guerrera

Worst Fathers:

1. Rick Salvatore

2. Damon Salvatore (Notice a trend?)

Best Males:

1. Trevor Mikaelson

2. Adam Salvatore

3. Aiden Salvatore

Best Females:

1. Esther Salvatore

2. Quinn Fell-Pratt

3. Allison Lockwood