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The Blanket-Burrito Anon strikes again. HURRAY!

It started as a joke. 

You see, at first, it was just Jane and Darcy curled up under the same, enormous blanket, watching Parks and Rec, and ignoring the rain running down the windows. Then Thor showed up, and of course he had to cuddle Jane. Which was fine, except now Darcy was kind off third-wheeling it, and that was no fun.

The Natasha strolled past them, and Darcy promptly ordered her presence for some lady-snuggles. The blanket was big enough, and then there were four of them. Nat was warm, and soft, and Darcy made sure the blanket was tucked neatly around her.

Then Bucky appeared, looking at them with the amused confusion he specifically saved for Darcy-shenanigans

“If I have to, then you have to” Natasha had ordered, and so he had joined them.

Steve was next, and he had laughed for a few minutes when he saw the five heads poking up from the big, fuzzy blanket

“Am I interrupting something?” he chuckled

“No, you are most welcome” Thor said

Steve sat next to Bucky, and Darcy leaned around him, making sure he was completely tucked in

Obviously, Tony and Clint weren’t hard to convince

“I get to spoon Thor!” Clint had yelled, and jumped into the God’s waiting arms

“Looks like it’s you and me, Capsicle” Tony had batted his eyelashes playfully and Steve snorted

This was all pretty great, Darcy thought to herself, but convincing these guys weren’t difficult.. Getting Bruce on board however, now that was a challenge.

And Darcy loved challenges. Especially when they happened to walk past the burrito, carrying a cup of tea from the kitchen

“Bruuuuuce!” she called, from the middle, “Join uuus” 

Dr. Banner politely shook his head and refused.

“Come on Brucie, all the cool kids are doing it” Tony called, and Steve squirmed and giggled. Was Tony tickling him?

“Guys, the closeness and the heat… I’m not sure” he smiled, and Darcy could practically feel him giving in. She turned on her best puppy eyes, and poked the others to follow suit.

“I hate you all” Bruce mumbled, and crawled in, next to Clint. 

“What now, Darce?” Jane piped up, a not so amused look on her face. Which didn’t make any sense - the woman was squeezed against Thor’s abs. Darcy would call that a good thing.

“Next challenge…. Getting Fury involved” Darcy giggled

The compilation of hoots, groans and sighs was pretty amazing, if Darcy had to say so herself. It was all spoiled by one question, though