Turt is such a magical term. Like we took the word "turtle" which has many connotations, and turtles in lore and such are normally ancient, wise, mostly large beings, that exist in a sort of respected state. You have the world turtle, which comes from north american mythos about the world, African myths about turtles marking them as the cleverest of animals, other mythologies, around the world, all respecting, all bowing down, metaphorically, to the wise, patient, turtle. And then we come along and go "turt. Lol!" And we are correct. That is a turt. It is a funny guy. Also the animals most often called "turts" are tortoises, (which have the same cultural mythosy stuff) and I think that's funny. Anyways here's a poll I guess.