#turnbacknow

Bones - TurnBackNow

Woman: Hello!i really love that you put God in the center of your life:) it is not easy to find a guy like you..cause i also believe that God is always our partner in everything that we do and in every decision we make:)

Bob: I agree. I think it takes real bravery to put all your faith in God like you and I do.

Woman: Yes it is.can i talk to you more?cause i really want to talk to someone about my relationship with God and i feel that i can learn so much from you:)

Woman: Good morning:)

Bob: I'd love to talk to you more about our relationships with God. When did you start seeing God?

Woman: Ever since when i was kid i was molded by my parents to put God always in my life

Woman: How about you?

Bob: I met Him at Starbucks about two years ago, and He asked if He could buy me a coffee.

Woman: That is nice.I believe God is everywhere but it is up to us if we notice and listen to

Him.

Woman: I read that youre a Doctor. So when treating a patient how do you apply both science and God?

Bob: Well, since I began my relationship with God, I don't use science anymore. He doesn't let me. But that's OK. Even though all my patients die now, that just means they're going to heaven sooner.

Woman: Well that is good but may i know why you met him in Starbucks?

Woman: Do you have any messaging app?

Bob: He likes to go to Starbucks every morning before work. I have all messaging apps.

Woman: Okay i see just like you?can you add me up?

Woman: God really helps you in a lot of ways especially that youre a doctor and your isnt that too easy since different problems are being encountered

Woman: And have you read Purpose Driven Life by Ric Warren?

Bob: I have! God recommended it to me. He said, "It's a dick of a lot better than that shit you're always reading," and knocked my copy of tyre Bible out of my hands.

Bob: the Bible*

Woman: Well that is really good..hope i can see and hear from yoi

Woman: What was the greatest blessing that you ever received from God?

Bob: Probably the last blow job He gave me. It was phenomenal.

Woman: What?i dont understand?is it you becoming a doctor now?

Woman: Do you have any other messaging app?

Bob: Yes, I have all of them.

Woman: Can i at least have one?

Bob: My username on all apps is bob.

Woman: So in kik skype is bob?

Woman: I cant find you

Bob: Did you look for bob?

Woman: Yes theres a lot

Bob: I'm the first one.

Woman: What?can you just give me a specific messaging app with your specific username

Bob: My Skype username is bob

Woman: Bob what?

Bob: Just bob.

Woman: I really cant find you sorry

Bob: Hmm, maybe try WhatsApp. My username is bob.

Woman: Hi Bob! I am very much interested with you as very Godly! Hope we'll be friends

Bob: I hope we'll just be friends too! Or less would be fine also. Just not more than friends.

Woman: Why? Do you have special someone alrdy?

Bob: No. I just want to be less than friends.

Woman: Okay np

Bob: But preferably in a way where we still have sex. Like acquaintances with benefits.

Woman: Lol

Woman: That can't happen

Bob: Why not? But please answer in a way that does not lead to our becoming friends.

Woman: I dont want to be friends with you. Worst, dont want to be frnds with perverts

Bob: I'm not a pervert. I just want to have sex with you in a non-friendly way.

Woman: No.