Woman: Hello!i really love that you put God in the center of your life:) it is not easy to find a guy like you..cause i also believe that God is always our partner in everything that we do and in every decision we make:)
Bob: I agree. I think it takes real bravery to put all your faith in God like you and I do.
Woman: Yes it is.can i talk to you more?cause i really want to talk to someone about my relationship with God and i feel that i can learn so much from you:)
Bob: I'd love to talk to you more about our relationships with God. When did you start seeing God?
Woman: Ever since when i was kid i was molded by my parents to put God always in my life
Bob: I met Him at Starbucks about two years ago, and He asked if He could buy me a coffee.
Woman: That is nice.I believe God is everywhere but it is up to us if we notice and listen to
Woman: I read that youre a Doctor. So when treating a patient how do you apply both science and God?
Bob: Well, since I began my relationship with God, I don't use science anymore. He doesn't let me. But that's OK. Even though all my patients die now, that just means they're going to heaven sooner.
Woman: Well that is good but may i know why you met him in Starbucks?
Woman: Do you have any messaging app?
Bob: He likes to go to Starbucks every morning before work. I have all messaging apps.
Woman: Okay i see just like you?can you add me up?
Woman: God really helps you in a lot of ways especially that youre a doctor and your isnt that too easy since different problems are being encountered
Woman: And have you read Purpose Driven Life by Ric Warren?
Bob: I have! God recommended it to me. He said, "It's a dick of a lot better than that shit you're always reading," and knocked my copy of tyre Bible out of my hands.
Woman: Well that is really good..hope i can see and hear from yoi
Woman: What was the greatest blessing that you ever received from God?
Bob: Probably the last blow job He gave me. It was phenomenal.
Woman: What?i dont understand?is it you becoming a doctor now?
Woman: Do you have any other messaging app?
Bob: Yes, I have all of them.
Woman: Can i at least have one?
Bob: My username on all apps is bob.
Woman: So in kik skype is bob?
Bob: Did you look for bob?
Woman: What?can you just give me a specific messaging app with your specific username
Bob: My Skype username is bob
Woman: I really cant find you sorry
Bob: Hmm, maybe try WhatsApp. My username is bob.