#turn-offs

Physical: Palpable disinterest. If I sense hubs is like... not vibing or doing it only because I'm an insatiable beast? Nah. Kills the mood.

The gob lifts his hand and gets ready to use his fingers as a counting mechanism as he prattles out his turn offs. "Vore. Ya know, the stuff where someone swallows ya whole just to pass ya out later? No thanks. Never understood that one, don't wanna. Cannibalism is also one'a them for that matter." "I ain't fond of stupidity and by that I mean there is a difference in ignorance and bein stupid. Stupid people refuse to learn better and are incapable of it. Ignorant people just simply don't know something but once they learn, fantastic!" "Politics. I ain't fond'a them in a business sense or a personal sense. Leave me tha hell alone to do my work and ta live my life and leave other folks alone to do their thing. I ain't got time to bother with that stuff and it usually ends up in me bein irritated and infuriated and definitely not in the whole "Holy shit, I'm angry and now I'mma fuck ya brains out to teach ya a lesson." sort of way either." "Scat. I can get behind tha watersports to a degree. I mean, pissin on folks ain't my thing just to put it out there, but it ain't gonna stop me if someone asks I guess. But actual shit? No fuckin thank you. I won't even tongue punch someone's fart box if I think that there's a slight chance that they ain't clean back there, let alone go ta play in tha fuckin stuff." He pauses, trying to think of any other turn offs that he might have acquired over the years. "I think that covers most of it... Oh! No fuckin animals. I'm talkin legit animals, not those of ya who shapeshift into em. I mean, actual fuckin animals. You Worgen, Druids and other Shapeshifters are fine as far as I'm concerned." "Think that's actually it. I mean, if there's something specific folks can always ask and see. Worst case scenario is I say no, right?" [ Thanks for the ask @minstrelofmyths! I know this wasn't a horribly long list, but there's not a whole lot of stuff that Megahes would say no to or couldn't be convinced to at least try. ]