#turdy

Dark Souls 3. Invading in Kiln of First Flame, when I messed up and fell off of a cliff, killing myself and ending my attempt at another Pale Tongue.

And then this happened.

Yes, indeed.

Questions:

-Was he sitting on the toilet playing video games, waiting for this moment to hop up, spin around and get this shot?

-Has this photo been sitting on his phone all this time in a special folder full of his other proud excremental achievements?

-Do his social media friends live in fear of his messages, all of them assuming that opening his correspondence may mean seeing this picture yet again?

-Does the fact that it’s pale and floating mean that there’s too much fat in his diet?

-Was this a happy accident, or did he reach in and arrange the still life for an optimal composition?

-Does he, or any of his family need to yell “Train!” as a warning to the crew filming their reality show?

-Is his PS4 controller encrusted with a mysterious discolored buildup that is growing in the spaces around the buttons thanks to him failing to wash his hands before returning to ‘work’?

BASED