#turd;

“You’re not– you’re my Turd… That means you’re somebody.”

If we ever dated, our first date would be …[x] A romance movie and a nice romantic dinner.[] Order a pizza and snuggle up by the TV and watch a horror movie.[x] Go to a club and get wasted. i still wanna see you drunk sorry not sorry[] A stroll along the beach and maybe some skinny dipping *Wink wink*.[] A hot hair balloon ride at sunset and a glass of bubbly.[x] A picnic in the park on a sunny day.You are …[] Disgusting[] Ugly[] Not worth my time[] Ok[] Pretty[] Beautiful[x] Hot/Sexy[x] Flawless[] Drop dead gorgeuous[x] Worth ever second of my lifeYou are my …[] Enemy[x] Friend[x] Best friend LET’S BE BESTIES[x] Huggle buddy snuggle snuggle[] My Bitch[] My lover[] My crush[] My future husband/wife[] My husband/wife[] Blood brother/sisterI want you to be …[x] My friend[x] My best friend BESTIES NO TAKE BACKS[] My boyfriend/girlfriend[] My husband/wife[X] My bitch BUY ME SOME COOKIES PLS[] Blood brother/sister[] My soul mateYou should …[x] Get to know me more[] Piss off[] Leave me alone[x] Hug me and never let me go[] Kiss me now[x] Get in my bed i’m sleepy[x] Get on my kitchen counter if you’re gonna cook for me, yeah[] Cover yourself in whipped cream[x] Smile more! I want to …[x] Get to know you more[x] Hang out more[x] Hug you 5ever[] Kiss you 5ever[] Go into the bedroom with you[] Marry you[] Go on a date with you[x] Make you dinner sometimeDescribe you in one word…  turd: you might be a tURD, BUT YOU’RE A NICE TURD