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it's not QUITE as blatantly homophobic as persona 4 but its plot is way, waaaay better and has cooler themes & story & characters & villains & mechanics overall. i totally recommend it, if u need a more solid pitch hmu & i can provide

I believe you. Like, its really important for me to be clear that all of my criticizing is grounded in a sense of love, I am not going to escape persona as a franchise until i die because it was too formative and important to me. If I had the money and free time i’d already have played p5. 

It just also makes me furious and anything I say about the games critically has to incorporate the abject failure I perceive from them re: dealing with LGBT rep, and thus human attraction, on any meaningful level. 

like p4 had HOW many remakes and they never decided to dust off yosuke’s old cut romance arc with the protagonist and put it in the game? they had lines RECORDED for that shit before they cut it, it’s cowardice, pure and simple. 

this stuff changing was my one big hope for p5 and ive been repressing the anger ever since but if i’m going to suck the games dick for its perfect aesthetic and fascinating themes (and i WILL, believe me i will if i ever get the chance to produce actual Content(tm) about it) i am definitely, definitely also taking the opportunity to complain about the franchise basically showing me the door when it had the chance and LITERALLY THOUGHT about including me in the playground

like Persona has literally gone backwards here, Persona 2 had two protagonists who could be in a relationship! I forget their names but im sure @alotofmomos or @nelfes know. It’s infuriating. 

the only game on this list i have experience with is hollow knight - it’s a good game but the controls are a lil too floaty for my tastes. if yr open to other recommendations that’re on sale rn tho, crosscode is a game that’s been filling the Game Void for me lately, it’s a single-player game that’s set in the world of an MMORPG which is a really neat concept. it’s just about to come out of early access but its almost a finished game, some v late levels arent there yet night in the woods, sunless sea, darkest dungeon, and inside are all v good on-sale games as well

I’ve had Crosscode’s demo for ages and I’ve never booted it up, I totally should.

i filled my garden with hunter/quantum hybrids but apparently they got too hungry and turned feral so now i have a backyard full of giant tigers who are unstuck from time and want to kill me

see and i made hunter/honey hybrids and i keep them in a pen and stuff their faces with mangos, because i don’t have a DEATH WISH like you

he made a vore-themed mariomaker level for an Actual Broadcasted Super Mario Competition and he built a thing that looked like his own head that the players had to walk into and every time they went down the throat there was a HORRIBLE SCREAMING SOUND EFFECT and the level was extremely difficult so the competitors had to jump into griffin mcelroy’s horrible deadly stomach over & over & over again in front of a live audience & a youtube livestream

I was gonna say Dirk, but since you mentioned Roxy I can only picture her as the most chaotice Griffon McElroy-esque dm. the session would be chaos. It’d be beautiful

Oh my god. Dirk is the Mercer to Roxy’s Griffin, absolutely. 

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Kanaya or Rose, probably, with Roxy running one shots. Jake insists on being a gunslinger, no matter what edition.

Rose might be excellent. She has a lot of lore in her head but has such a fucking wicked sense of humor, I think she could pull off a weird character driven game so well.

Jake as a homebrew gunslinger a la Percy would honestly be fucking excellent. Give him the high stakes mechanic that Percy uses (low rolls require gun repair, high rolls are devastating), and he’d be tres excellent.

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dirk’s games always get really existential and dark after a while, and he definitely runs a pony pals campaign. weirdly i think dave would be a surprisingly excellent dm

griffin gives the boys so many magic items that the only reason they dont blast thru every adventure in like 3 eps is that they forget what they have, like, 98% of the time. gotta love those organic nerfs

John unironically, Dave ironically only when he’s with John and keeps using bad terminology, rose tried it to quit actually smoking, she switched to gum, cRONUS, Dirk tried it, Roxy and Jane think it is the dumbest and stick to weed brownies, Jade says no and equius does it too

Dave talking about vaping is basically Griffin McElroy talking about it, all the overenthusiasm, deeply sarcastic “ripping the biiig cotton, my bro” and such. John might be the Purest Vaper, who does it because he likes it and avoids falling into any of the cultural bullshit around it.

jesus, Cronus. Cronus is That Vape Guy. Jesus. I didn’t even consider the Dancestors. Can you imagine Aranea with her own classy little rig and enthusiastically talking about it. OR MEENAH with her big glittery piece of shit. Oh my god. Cass, why. Why. Why.

The one that I cannot fucking decide: Jake fucking English. Does he? Has he ever heard of vaping? Did he build his own rig? Or does he just smoke pot infused with Hope Power Bullshit?

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dirk, full stop