#ts characters

Detective Sanders: *dramatically looks off into the distance* I've killed people...

Critic!Thomas: :0

Critic!Thomas: that's hot~

Emile Picani: that's concerning...

Remy (Sleep): that's the way

King!Thomas: uh-huh, uh-huh

Remy (Sleep): I like it

156 Days

since the local caffeine addict, Remington "Remy" Sanders has been last spotted

if you have any knowledge of his whereabouts, please call his best friend, October "Toby" Sanders, at 1-800-WHERETHEDUMBBITCHAT thats 1-800-WHERETHEDUMBBITCHAT

795 Days

You cannot tell me Logan wouldn’t be an I.M swimmer. It’s probably the event that utilizes the most form and skill above strength. He mostly swims the four hundred, and let me tell you, it is a Sight To See. When he heads of the medley relay with butterfly, he feels like everything has finally clicked into place.

Patton is team captain, his charisma and positivity make him the perfect guy for the job. His main event is long distance backstroke, and anyone can see him grinning as he follows the lines on the ceiling for the entire two hundred. He LOVES the medley relay with all his heart and he Will Crush the backstroke portion.

Virgil didn’t really want to join a team, but Logan didn’t want to be the only new reqruit for the fall season, so he gave in. Turns out long distance breaststroke is a low stress event, the steady rhythm and the lack of splash and noise is almost... calming? Since he’s fast, they make him swim the medley relay. He complains the whole time, but winning Does Feel Good.

Roman is an avid freestyler. He’ll swim long distance or sprint, both he’s good at. Logan thinks it’s impractical the way he flicks his arms dramatically out of the water, that does not mean he’s going to stop anytime soon. He’s usually the face of the team, at large events like State and Nationals, everyone knows to look out for ‘Romans’ Team. He always swims the medley relay with his team in the freestyle spot. It’s his pride and joy.

Remus joined the team go fuck with his brother, but somehow he ended up actually liking the sport. He swims long distance butterfly because if that’s not ChaoticTM I don’t know what is. At the semi-annual Ultimate Friday game against the local college team, he is out for blood and the team loves it.

Dee(Deceit) sprints backstroke, but he’s mostly there to fill a quota and to help the coach with on-land work outs like weightlifting. If there was a swimming event that included arm wrestling, he’d be in the olympics.

Remy got pinned as the swim coach after his dad retired, and he can’t say he’s complaining. (Well, he can, he complains all the time, but he still likes it) What better job than one where you can drink your coffee, yell at some insufferable highschool students, travel once a month for free and get college perks? Plus the manager is cute, so.

Thomas: What quality do you admire most about yourself?

Joan: What song makes you happy no matter what?

Talyn: What’s one thing you wish you knew how to do?

Roman: What’s your favorite creative outlet?

Logan: What’s your favorite quote and why?

Patton: What’s your definition of a best friend?

Virgil: What is your ideal scenario for relaxation?

Deceit: Do you believe in second chances?

Remy: Do you have any recurring dreams or nightmares?

Emile: How do you calm down/cheer up when you’re upset?

Missy: What’s your favorite joke/meme?

Pranks: What’s your biggest fear?

Chris/Nate: Do you like spontaneity more than schedules? Does that ever lead to procrastination?

Apollo: Have you ever had a sibling rivalry with someone who isn’t actually your sibling?

Jericho: Do you like to be the center of attention?

Linda: What’s your biggest pet peeve?

Elliot: What changes have you made in your life to make yourself happier?

Sloane: What quality do you admire most in people?

Corbin: When you’re upset, do you usually want advice or comfort first?

Dot: How do you express affection?