#trufessions

44. Can you curl your tongue?

Yes? I thought everyone could...isnt it a basic motor skill?

45. How many relationships have you had?

One. Not a lot I know but we dated for a long time.

46. How can I win your heart?

Its not hard honestly. Just be super tall and lanky and youre sold. -Laughs.- Actually if youre cool and dont dick around I tend to like guys and gals like that. Oh and if you arnt afraid of snakes and spiders or having a step daughter? That might help you too. 

47. What makes a great relationship?

If you can make the person you love laugh then youre golden. I mean who doesnt love being with someone who makes them laugh? 

48. Shy or Open?

Im pretty open about everything but I can get nervous easily. I dont mind dating a shy person sometimes they can be really cute.

49. apurrently this doesnt exist so lets move on shall we?

50. Religious or non religious.

Im non religious. It makes things easier although I do like  the ideals of most religions so I could definitely date someone from any religion. 

51. Caring or non restricting of you?

Im not sure what this means exactly but I wouldnt mind someone caring as long as I get the space I need.

52. Straight edge or non straight edge?

Uhh non straight edge. I like to drink when Im not half the size of a whale. Id like to have someone enjoy it with me.

53. Piercings or no piercings?

Either work for me. I have piercings and I enjoy them if the other person doesnt thats cool.

54. Tattoos or no tattoos?

Well I have four tattoos and I find them really hot but if the guy or gal dont got em Im sure I can talk them into one.

55. Quiet type or party type?

Taggy things

Rule 1: Always post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 12 new ones

Rule 3: Tag 12 people and link them to the post

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

Tagged by: technologicler

1. Top or bottom?? xoxo ;D ;)

I dont understand...like sex? I dont know. 

2. Ultimate must have 

Perfume

3. If you had the ability to make anyone sleep with you without question, but only one person, who would you choose?

I dont know I dont know a lot of people...I guess I would choose Billy Joe Cobra? 

4. You summon Satan/Jesus/Buddha/Genie.

They offer you the choice between gaining the ability to either:

a) draw really well

b) write really well

c) fight really well

which one do you choose? 

Writing would be nice

5. Squirtle, Charmander, or Bulbasaur? 

Bulbasaur! Though Im not a fan of any of them.

6. KISS MARRY SHOOT:

- Hitler

- Abe Lincoln 

- Santa

Kiss: Abe Lincoln 

Marry: Hitler

Shoot: Santa [Dont shoot me Santa Clause Ive been a clean livin boy I promise you did every little thing you asked me too~]

  7. Star Trek or Star Wars 

Star Trek Spocks ears are so adorbs

8. You wake up to find that the world has descended into the anarchy of an apocalypse. Three strangers are outside your door. There is one extremely pretty girl with  a criminal and military history, a large and extremely buff dude with good technological skills, and a nerdy dude good with zombies and flower arrangements.

Who do you choose as your survival partner?

The nerd if hes my ticket out Im taking him...besides I might get flowers

9. Welp

Im going down in history

10. YOU CAN CHOOSE ONE FICTIONAL UNIVERSE TO LIVE IN

however, the bad aspects of your chosen universe are made infinitely worse. 

Do you still choose to live in it? 

Yes! Are you even kidding? How much worse can a zombie apocalypse get? 

11. Zelda, Mario, Spyro, Rayman, or Pokemon?

Zel-duh 

12. If you were a ghost in pacman which colour would you be and why

Pink cause of my hair?

TAGGED!!! teenpunk

teenoncie

and ten other random shmoos

1. Unicorns or Narwals?

Okay this ones hard! I want a Narwal but Unicorn hnnnggg damn okay okay Uni-no wait-narwal!

2. How many fandoms are you apart of?

Too many to count

3. Diamond or Pearl?

They both come in pink

4. Fave Language?

German Spanish ENGLISH take your pick?

5. Do you or do you not like tea?

I love tea next to the heater with a book and my ferret Mango

6. If you can have on specially awesome superpower what would it be?

I dunno about you but Id like something that keeps my icecream cold and my tea hot

7. If the zombie plague broke out right now, what would be your choice of weapon?

crowbar

8. Sleeping in but going to bed early or Staying up late but waking up early?

Staying up late and waking up early I do it anyways

9. 6 thing you wish were real and in front of you right now.

1: rocket powered rollerskates

2: all the characters minus the zombies of course of Trufulla Flu

3: Superwholock series on dvd

4: Master Splinter

5: Satan

6: God

10. The 3 best thing in the world

1: Tofu burgers

2: Corsets

3: Fandoms

11. If you were a pool, what shape would you be?

A foot

12. If everything became to nothing and nothing became everything what would be the first thing you’d do?

So Id actually have muscles? Id go kick the asses of the assholes at my old school!

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1. How do you start a cob of corn? On the end or in the middle?

2. If you could have a paranormal creature what would it be? [ex. Alien, werewolf, mermaid, mythical things]

3. do you floss?

4. What pets do you have or want?

5. Tattoos?

6. Piercings?

7. Do you prefer laptops or desk tops?

8. favourite plants?

9. Do your boobs have ESPN or something?

10. Do you want to poop here?

11. Did you not fall in love with the main character of that show you like?