Fuck your Dog- I gotta Wolf 🐺
Tara Thornton hadn't planned to end up in Shreveport under a fake name, working at a high-end strip club called Moonlight Lounge, but life had a way of flipping her the bird and handing her a pole.
She was damn good at it, too. Three weeks in, and she already had a fanbase—sugar daddies, bachelorettes, even a few moody vampires who liked her sass. But she wasn't doing it for attention. She liked the control. The spotlight. The way she could disappear into a persona with nothing but stilettos and glitter. Tara Thornton was dead. Now she was "Stormy," and Stormy didn't take shit from anyone.
That is, until he walked in.
Alcide Herveaux. Broad shoulders, five o'clock shadow, a smirk that could melt panties—and a walk that screamed alpha werewolf and full-time heartbreaker.
Tara had seen some wild things since becoming undead-adjacent, but nothing could've prepared her for this.
Because Alcide wasn't just there to watch.
He was on the damn flyer.
"FULL MOON FANTASY NIGHT — SHIFTERS STRIP TOO!"
"What the hell," Tara muttered into her vodka soda, nearly choking when she saw him take the stage in nothing but a flannel shirt and construction boots. The crowd roared.
She gawked.
He didn't recognize her—yet. But she sure as hell recognized him. Her ex-running buddy, brooding werewolf, backwoods Adonis. And now? Apparently the headliner in a Magic Mike knockoff show called "Lycans Unleashed."
By the time his hips started rolling to Ginuwine's "Pony", Tara was questioning everything—her fake name, her no-touch rule, and her ability to stay out of trouble.
After the show, they ran into each other backstage. Literally. She turned a corner and face-planted into a wall of bare, sweaty abs.
"Tara?" Alcide blinked, towel slung over his shoulder, still glistening.
"Don't you 'Tara?' me, Channing Tatum!" she snapped, eyes darting to the green sequin thong peeking out of his duffle. "I leave Bon Temps to find peace and a pole, and you're out here grinding like a damn were-stripper?"
He laughed. "I could say the same about you, Stormy."
Her jaw dropped. "You knew?!"
"Smelled you the second I walked in. You think perfume covers wolf blood, girl?"
Tara narrowed her eyes. "You still talk like a backwoods fortune cookie."
They bickered. They flirted. There was tequila. One too many games of truth or dare in the empty VIP room. And when she dared him to prove he still had "alpha stamina," he didn't back down.
Let's just say the champagne room saw some serious action that night.
The moon was full, the music was loud, and Tara remembered what it felt like to lose control—not in a bad way, but in that hair-pulling, toe-curling, "oh, so this is what I've been missing" kind of way.
By morning, they were tangled in silk sheets, clothes scattered like glitter, and Tara's no-touch policy was in shambles.
Alcide grinned at her, all smug and shirtless. "So... you think we should co-headline next week?"
She threw a pillow at him.
"Only if I get top billing."
Tara never expected to find Alcide reading a damn book backstage in the greenroom of a strip club, shirtless and wearing leather pants. But there he was, sprawled across a velvet couch like a centerfold for Brooding & Brawny Monthly, eyes narrowed on a tattered paperback.
"What the hell are you readin'?" she asked, towel draped around her neck, glitter still clinging to her thighs.
He held up the cover. The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.
Tara blinked. "You're kidding. That's your pre-show ritual? Reading about string-bean Ichabod and ghost horses?"
Alcide gave a shrug, the movement making his abs do something distracting. "It's classic. And Ichabod gets a bad rap."
"Oh, does he?" she said, crossing her arms. "The same fool who ran off screaming into the woods over a pumpkin?"
Alcide grinned, slow and dangerous. "He might've been scared of ghosts, but he had guts when it came to women."
Tara raised an eyebrow. "Guts? The man was shaken every time a girl looked at him sideways."
He flipped a page, voice dropping into a soft imitation: "I profess not to know how women's hearts are wooed and won. To me, they have always been matters of riddle and admiration."
There was a pause.
Then Tara snorted. "Wow. So you're Ichabod now?"
"I'm just sayin'," Alcide said, standing up—all six feet and too many inches of him—"maybe he was awkward. But he had a soft heart. Foolish, maybe. But honest."
She rolled her eyes, but something about the way he looked at her—like she was that tempting morsel the book mentioned—made her forget what comeback she had loaded.
"Ichabod bent, but never broke," he added with a playful edge. "Kinda like me."
"Oh lord." She backed up, bumping into the dressing table. "You quoting 19th-century lit at me to get laid?"
"Is it working?" he asked.
She tried not to grin. "You smell like baby oil and sawdust."
"You still smell like vanilla and trouble."
Tara hated how her pulse kicked up when he closed the space between them, how she had to tilt her chin to look him in the eye. "You know I can kick your ass, right?"
He smiled, slow and wolfish. "You can try."
Their mouths collided in a kiss that started sweet and teasing, but quickly lost its manners. Tara grabbed the waistband of his ridiculous stripper pants. He lifted her onto the counter without breaking contact.
She pulled back, breathless. "Alcide. Seriously. If anyone walks in, we're gonna end up on a banned list."
He smirked. "Then let's give 'em a story."
His lips found her neck. Her fingers tangled in his hair.
And Ichabod Crane was very far from her mind.
Tara lay tangled in silky sheets, limbs pleasantly sore, with Alcide flat on his back beside her like a centerfold for Feral Gentlemen Quarterly. The air still smelled like sex and sandalwood.
She was staring at the ceiling fan, one leg hooked over his. "You quote one more line of dusty-ass Ichabod Crane and I swear to God I'll smother you with this pillow."
Alcide chuckled, voice thick with sleep and satisfaction. "You didn't mind it when I said that line about tempting morsels."
"That's because you said it while you were between my thighs, Romeo."
He gave her that lopsided grin that made her stomach do flips. "I like this side of you."
She looked at him sidelong. "Which side is that?"
"The one that isn't throwing bottles or threatening to stab somebody."
Tara raised a brow. "Give it time, wolfboy. You've seen what happens when I'm around Sookie."
He laughed. "Oh, I've seen. Hell, Sookie can't even go grocery shopping without getting half the town possessed or catching feelings for some moody immortal."
"Oh, don't get me started on her vampire throuple era," Tara muttered, sitting up and grabbing a grape from the minibar fruit tray. "Like girl, pick a bloodsucker and commit."
Alcide leaned on one elbow, watching her with open amusement. "And don't forget Sam. Remember when he shifted into a dog just to watch her sleep?"
Tara gagged. "Creepy-ass Scooby Doo stalker vibes. And I was the one everyone thought needed therapy."
Alcide reached over and stole a grape from her hand. "You're not wrong. Honestly, out of everyone we knew, you and I might be the sanest. Which is a low bar, considering Lafayette used to talk to ghosts and make gumbo at the same time."
"He was fabulous, though," Tara said fondly. "Rest his sparkly soul."
A comfortable silence settled between them for a beat.
Alcide trailed a finger down her thigh. "You ever think we just missed our moment?"
She looked at him, serious now. "Maybe. Or maybe this is our moment."
He nodded, his smile softened. "I'm good with that."
She lay back down, resting her head on his chest. "So... what now? We become the supernatural version of Channing and Amber Heard from Magic Mike XXL?"
"I don't think she was in—"
"Don't correct me on Magic Mike trivia when we literally just had sex in a dressing room called 'The Fang Bang Boudoir.'"
He shut up.
After a minute, she sighed. "Maybe I'll stay awhile. Make some cash. Watch you awkwardly hump the air to Usher songs."
"I don't hump," Alcide muttered. "I gyrate. Like a professional."
She smirked. "You hump. Majestically. Like a werewolf doing community service at a bachelorette party."
He groaned and rolled on top of her, nuzzling her neck. "You keep talking like that and I'm gonna hump you into next Tuesday."
"Promises, promises."
Amid tangled loyalties and dark secrets, fate pulls Tara and Alcide away from Bon Temps to the shadowed streets of Shreveport, where danger












