#troy entry

You can say what you wanna say about me, but at least I'm not running around with a 9cm knife thinking it would kill a walker if I stab it in the mandible.

I was talking with Nick Clark the other day and he told me about how the Vultures took their stadium by camping outside, told him "Yeah but you guys had bombs right? You threw them at them" and he was like "Nah", then I told him "Did you at least burn their camp with arrows and gasoline" and he was like "Nah" so I asked him "Nick, then how the hell did you get rid of them?" he replied "we ruined the stadium" I swear the Clarks have one braincell and it's asleep 24/7.

Apparently, wearing a scarf and a coat makes you gay.

I think my wife is broken, she keeps falling off the bed, now I’m doomed, I can’t get up unless she wakes up.