#trolls tiny

Continuation of: Tiny Diamond, The Egg That Dropped The Beat

Let’s start with something canon-adjacent but deeply under-explained: All trolls come from eggs. That part isn’t special. What is special is what hatches. Because Tiny Diamond didn’t hatch as a baby. He hatched as a tiny person.

🧬 Glitter Genetics: Independence, Not Absence

Glitter isn’t just decoration. It’s a biological expression.

Glitter Trolls:

Hatch fully functional

Can speak, move, perform, and care for themselves immediately

Don’t require developmental guidance to be themselves

That doesn’t mean they’re lonely. It means they’re self-contained. Think less 'abandoned,' more: 'I arrived complete.'

So if we assume glitter traits are recessive, then two Glitter Trolls producing an egg means one thing: You know exactly what will hatch: someone who already knows their rhythm and doesn't need caring.

🐣 The Egg Isn’t a Surprise

The shock isn’t that there’s an egg. The shock is knowing:

You won’t get a helpless phase

You won’t be needed to teach identity

You won’t get to form the person, only meet them

And for some trolls? That’s fine. For others? That’s complicated.

💼 Gia Grooves and the Choice of Care

Gia Grooves is a babysitter. Not randomly. Not for comedy.

In Trolls, jobs often reflect what a character values most.

Gia values:

Nurturing

Watching growth

Being present during the becoming

So imagine knowing your own child will never need that from you. Not because they don’t love you. Not because you failed. But because biologically… they don’t need it. That doesn’t make Glitter Troll parenting impossible. It just makes it different. And not everyone wants that kind of different.

💔 The Choice: Why Leave Tiny with Guy?

Let’s be very clear: Leaving Tiny with Guy Diamond is not abandonment. It’s strategy. It’s self-awareness. It’s heartbreak dressed up as confidence.

Guy Diamond:

Thrives on self-expression

Bonds through performance

Treats Tiny like a indepented person

Gia? Gia would want to baby him. And you can’t baby a Glitter Troll without suffocating them.

So she leaves:

A note

The egg

No name, because names come with attachment

Not because she doesn’t care. But because she cares too much.

🖐️ The Hand-Holding Scene

That hand-holding scene in TTBGO isn’t flirtation, and it’s not a joke beat. It’s the only time we see Guy slow down.

Guy is usually:

Loud

Performing

Facing outward toward a crowd

But with Gia, his energy turns inward. He doesn’t sparkle at her, he settles beside her. That matters.

🌱 So Why Her?

Even in a... party-minded state, Guy choosing Gia makes sense because she’s one of the few trolls who doesn’t orbit his shine. She’s grounded. She listens. She cares. And Guy clearly responds to that.

We never see him:

Grab hands casually

Seek quiet connection

Share space without performing

Except here.

That tells us something important: Gia isn’t just another troll at the party. She’s someone Guy feels safe being unguarded with.

🌈 Conclusion

This isn’t a story about a missing mom. It’s a story about:

Biology shaping relationships

Different kinds of love

Knowing when presence helps, and when it doesn’t

Glitter Trolls don’t need to be raised. They need to be respected. And Guy Diamond? He never tried to raise Tiny. He just stood next to him and let him shine. Which might be the most Pop Troll thing of all. 💎✨

💿 Bonus: Gia Grooves, POV

All's I'm sayin' is that kid had a pretty long stint without a nap in that adventure...

“ you have such beautiful singing ” 

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I have seen a few tumblr post about the Trollex and Guy ship, but I couldn’t find any art for them, so I decided to make my own.