#trolley lady

ok i just found out that the trolley lady turning out to be some immortal demonic monster who stops people getting off the hogwarts express is an actual thing that happens and not some weird fever dream i had four years ago

you know i used to think the hogwarts express was kind of sentient but nope, it’s a regular train, but the trolley lady is an immortal trickster goddess

oi did anyone else lose their absolute fuckin shit when the trolley witch turned her hands into FUCKING CLAWS because that shit fuckin traumatised me I tried to read HP 1 again “ANYTHING OFF THE TROLLEY DEARS” nah byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

date a girl who bakes. date a girl with a sweet tooth. date a girl who will always bring you your favourite snacks. date a girl who loves to take long trips out into the countryside. date a girl whose hands can turn into claws when she’s angry. date a girl whose whole purpose in life is to keep kids on the goddamn train. date the trolley witch.