#troll rants

Mon-El and his story was tightly tied to Kara. To her growth, changing, becoming something more. Learning. Forgiving. Being hurt. Being pissed off.  Making mistakes, being wrong etc. Mon-El was important, because he was a part of Kara’s story and HER character development.

While Lena’s story is only about HER. Her story, her snowflake Luthor’s pain, her mommy issues, her ego. Lena scenes have NOTHING to do with Kara. Kara is only, yes my dear salty assholes, a BACKGROUND for Lena’s story. Get rid of Kara or put any other character in her shoes (Clark for example) - nothing will change. NOTHING.

This is called stealing the show. This is called stealing the scenes. This is called overshadowing THE MAIN HERO OF THE SHOW.

Red Son Storyline! People really like that one! We’ll use it even though we don’t know exactly how we are going to use it next season quite yet.“ I mean that’s at least my impression of what is going on, but I’m not watching this season so I can’t fully judge (even though I kinda just did lol). (2/2)  

Well, you are not wrong, my dear Anon.

But you know what is even funnier? Kara is almost a clone of Kal-El for some time.

Red Daughter is Red Son’s clone. Oh sorry, will be, because we have seen 3 minutes of her so far.

Who they brought to the show? Lex Luthor aka Superman’s nemesis. Like, they are no supervillains in Supergirl’s comic books? Superman’s villain rally have to save the show and ratings?

Lena? She is Lex in a skirt. Her “frienship“ with Kara mirrors Kal and Lex, so fucking EXCITING.

Kara the journalist? Right, because Clark was a plumber. And I say it as a journalist - Kara absolutely sucks at being reporter. She SUUUUUUUCKS. She fits tabloids, nothing else.

What about Kara’s original stories? Let’s see. Argo and her mom. We got 3 eps about it and then it was GIVEN TO CLARK. Clark moved to Argo to live there, happily after. Just.Like.Fucking.That.

The Legion? Do we really have to talk how much they FUCKED UP them? How unimaginative their story was? How much they screwed characters and canon? Like, telekinesis and telepathy is the same damned thing, RIGHT?

That whole arc about Kara Zor-El and Kara Danvers and her, trying to balance her past and present? Krypton and Earth? Etc? Jesus Christ, in the first 10 eps she threw her heritage away, said it’s enough for her to sit with Alex on a couch and eat pizza, she didn’t even mention her long lost but found mother and suddenly she claims she is Kara ZOR EL. Because the story needs that. Who cares it contradicts all past eps in s4.

Kara as a mentor. Where we have seen that? Oh yes, in s2. SO REFRESHING.

Let’s start with her early life, shit taken from her fabulous Arrowverse Wikia page, written by a hormonal, brainwashed kid with Lena’s panties in a skull:

Aside of the dumb as fuck plot to kill her “Irish” Mother So CW Can Stop Wasting Money On Lena’s Actress Accent Coach, this was said by Lena, Age 20 Something. Where is the problem? Lena,  Age 20 Something is old enough, and so called genius, to understand that her 4 year old ass couldn’t do a shit in that situation (well, she could drown along wiith her mother *stares longingly at the wasted potential*). So, Lena The Age 20 Something tells this traumatasing for everyone’s ears story to make herself look sympathetic. Or she is super fucking dumb, but the writers try to tell us she is a so called genius. Ouch.

Planning a shit for months that in the end RUINS someone’s life and “regrets” it (*Len a sniffs, wipping her tears with a silky handkerchief that is worth 1500$*) is well, a perfect example of a future sociopath. Also, notice how she still remembers how Lilian was proud of her. Aka destroying someone’s life maybe was a bad thing to do, but her adoptive mother was PROUD of her. This is an example of what is the most important thing for Lena - her EGO and constant praise of her HORRIBLE adoptive mother.

You won’t find it on wikia page (wonder why *sarcasm*) that Lena threw a microscope at Jack - her boyfriend, what is hey!, a violent, abusive, toxic behavior!

Aka Lena The Snowflake Queen has NEVER stood behind a man... only behind Lex’s back... as long as he was in the picture...and she became the CEO of LuthorCorp only after... he was out of the picture... because....that’s the easiest shit to do. And she ceased contact with Lilian... because she GOT WHAT SHE WANTED. Earlier she didn’t mind Lilian and Lex’ shady shit and did nothing to stop that, huh? Wonder why. This is called not standing behind men’s back. Brothers are not men, I guess?

Insted of kicking the young mother to her home, to spend time with her daughter, Lena The Slave Driver (too soon? :) and The White Face Of Aggressive Capitalism gives her a blessing. And this article suggests that everything what Sam achived was all to Lena, not her own abilities. Feminism, yay!

Because who cares about people’s privacy when they are not humans but some alien scum, right? You can’t ask for people’s believes or sexuality but can easily check your neighbour origin! Yay! Who cares that alienphobes would buy it for horrible reasons? Because moneeeey, moneeeeey, moneeeeey! 

Btw, remember how Lena was pissed off at Rhea, because she was ALIEN? It was not because the lie, it was because dear Rhea was alien, so hello ALIENPHOBIC Lena :D Also, Lena ignored Rhea lied to her and just followed The Daxamite Queen like a lost puppy only because Rhea praised her ass. Lena was easily manipulated, because oh her mommy and ego issues xD Cheer for the genius!

Btw, remember how big damage the Phorians did to National City BECAUSE of Lena’s exeperiments with the portal? And again, she didn’t face any consequecens. 

Remember how  because of this portal she can stop starvation blah blah blah? Well, nah, it’s all about her ego. And after Daxamite invasion, what she has done about that starvation? NADA :’) She proved her portal works, who cares about the rest.

What happens next? A hostile Daxamite army invades USA THANKS TO LENA and... nothing happens. How many people died? How many buildings were destroyed? Did Snowflake Lena meet any consequences? Did they accuse her of being a TRAITOR? She is not a traitor, her brainwashed minions say. Yeah? Think about Snowden and Assange. And now you can laugh.

Then she spreads lead into atmosphere and yep, nothing happens. Weirdly, no other country is pissed off that some American bitch spread fucking lead all over whole fucking world. Who cares, American capitalism! *Afghanistan, Iraq, South American countries, Vietnam, South Korea stare into the void*

Lena buys CatCo ONLY to keep her name clean and - Money, money money!

Plus, Lena reveals she didn’t talk with Kara for months (friendship goals! pure heart! friendship over work!).

Few things here:

1)during it, Edge’s bodyguard was killed, what means that Lena getting what she wants is more important than random people lives

2)she did that on a gala, full of innocent, not aware of the danger people. She purposely put them in the danger

3)getting that record of Edge’s confession was absolutely illegal and any judge would fucking die hearing how she got it

4)she corrupted Kara to do this shit

5)cried about how ONLY her friends keep her from crossing a line - bitch, you already crossed that and your friends should take your ass to a psychologist, lol

6) did i mention that Edge’s BODYGUARD WAS KILLED?

(And now a short break for a laugh:

My poor Lena’s phone! What have you done to piss Sam so much? :((((( )

Also hey, Lena is a gun lover. 

During this time, Lena was experimenting on Sam. Alone. Not telling anyone. Because you know, EGO issues. She told DEO only when her ass was satrting to burn.

We are glad that Lena’s stans are aware she constantly LIE and loves EXCUSES of her shitty actions. KUDOS, guys!

Also yeaaaah, I reluctantly intend to tell my father I destroyed his fave  set of stamps. Someday. But after 10 years he is still not aware so maybe, not today, yeah.

Also, Lena plays the “innocent victim” when she reveals she produces Kryptonite. That can be used only to kill Kryptonians, but she doesn’t see why Supergirl is so pissed off. It’s not like it’s some 100% deadly weapon for Kara Zor El and her cousin. Calm down your tits, Supergirl, ok? Every day Lena can choke to death eating fucking avocado and she doesn’t throw tantrums about it!

And then Lena basically used Harun-El for her own experiments. Did she tell Alura she stole some of it? Nah. Did she inform anyone about her experiments? Naah. Why when she can play a god?

Remmeber Ben Lockwood? That horribly written bad guy? Who turned evil because Lena The Capitalistic Bitch Who Swims In Money didn’t help his father’s bancrupting factory? Becasue:

When you think about, if Lena wouldn’t have been a white typical American aggressive capitalistic bitch focused on making money and doing illegal experiments, there hadn’t been Agent Liberty. I think it’s hilarious. Lena wants to “help” the world *cough* by polluting it? *cough*  by some fucking useless portals, while all she needs to do is helping people and saving their buisness :D

Then we have some sweet talk including Lena and her so called friends, about powering up humans. And we clearly see that Lena wants to play a god, because of her EGO. Who decides who is good enough to be powered up? Lena. Who holds the power to make humans superpowered? Lena. Who doesn’t say a shit about these experiments and doing it in secret? Lena. 

And here comes our poor young Adam. Adam, who is depressed because of his brother’s death and driven by guilt. And Lena, for some fucking reason, choses him. UHM? And then, even if she KNOWS this experiment is deadly (no SANE scientist allows human trials when the possibility of death is higher than 1% - (you have animal trials for it for fuck’s sake), that is a FACT, in Lena’s case it was about 40%? or even more). But he filled the aplication! Yeah, and this makes it legal, LOL. But Lena wanted to stop it and he FORCED her to keep doing! Yeaaaaaah, depressed, driven by guilt kid forced poor innocent Lena to kill him. Holy crap! Lena! You poor baby!!!!

No shit guys, LENA IS MURDERER. And she doesn’t tell anyone, becasuse she knows it was illegal.

But! But! But! GOVERMENT knows! She works for them!!! Yeah, she works for alienphobic goverment and Ben Lockwood, what can go wrong?! :DDDD

And then, she basically saved a mass murderer and helped him escape.

How the FUCK her ass is not rotting in jail is a mystery, but I guess when you are a white loaded American capitalist you can do whatever shit you want and won’t meet consequecnes of your actions. 

And now cheer for Lena The Snowflake Queen Luthor stans who love her and don’t see a one single thing in her doings - it’s good to be murderer’s apologist, huh? :D

(all caps taken from Lena’s wikia page -> x)

I want to dedicate this post to my stalkers aka KramReceipt crowd from twitter - please, be more butthurt in the future, I have more ideas to expose your Snowflake Queen ;*

Also

We talk about fictional Earth 38, so of course there are differences and my Slavic ass should not get angry , right? The fact that they put a footage of castle from Budapest and called it Madrid...

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...is totally ok, right? It’s not degenerating for Hungarians, because Americans don’t even know that something like “Hungary” exist, duh, and just sending Supergirl to Budapest to catch some thieves would be confusing for American viewers, huh Let’s just ignore a country that has 1000 years of history and place its capital city in Spain, because, maybe, Americans will get it’s in Europe. Also, hot damn! Busapest castle in American tv show?! Who cares they called it Madrid! American Senpai has noticed Hungary! BLESS!!!!!

Let’s move to Kaznia. Fucking Kaznia, that basically sounds and looks like early post-soviet Russia, but let’s pretend it’s an ex Republic of a Soviet Union or an autonomous state (even it if doesn’t make a lot of sense), and the name doesn’t sounds like something Russian. Yep, it’s a place where Russian is the first language and the name of the country doesn’t looks like something Russian (it looks like Polish “łaźnia” what is… bathouse. AMAZING!). But fuck it, doest it have Slavic roots? It has, so yay! 10 points for SG writers!

But, ok, ok, it’s not real Earth that’s why they put Kaznia:

in Irkutks oblast. 

That is a federal subject of Russia. They literally just copied-pasted it. But it’s not Russia!

From this pic we can learn that:

a)Slavic countries are full of alcoholics

b)Slavs wear ushankas (the cap with long ears) inside buildings, cars, trains etc.

And let’s IGNORE they when you are a Slav and you hear “ushanka” you don’t see cute Kara’s clone wearing it, but rather something like this:

True story!

(And it’s not that this hat is associated with drunken dumb jobless people) 

But I guess, there is nothing better to be clear we are in Russia I Mean Kaznia, than showing people holding bottles of vodka and wearing ushankas, FUR HATS and coats inside trains. In summer. Slavs love to sweat - it’s not that deep.

So we agreed that Slavs are at least weird and are too dumb to take off their clothes inside of the buildings, let’s move to the language.

Of course Kaznians need to talk in English with heavy Russian accents. Yes guys, that’s the fact. All Slavs talk with horrible, thick accents, there are ZERO Slavs that can talk without it. You can talk without it ONLY when you are a clone of an American alien. Because you know, Western people are superior (even their clones).

And let’s not talk about the overused communist symbolism :)

Remember all Slavs are corrupted. And fat, old generals are the most corrupted people you can find on Earth (all Earths). Also, they are always corrupted by western, white, privileged and very loaded white man, because again, Western people are superior. Also, all Slavs sell their babushkas when they see American dollars. A fact confirmed.

When we talk about corruption, pure, innocent girls can be easily manipulated and corrupted by bald, white guys:

Also, innocent girls, who have superpowers and can easily scan shit with their eyes, instead of searching for remains of a body, just cry and then fuck up destroyers because they are that easily manipulated and dumb. Like all people leaving in some weird, post soviet countries.

Btw, calling Kaznians “even crazier than Russians” is a lie. There is no crazier nation than Russians. They wear fur hats  during summer, duh.

It’s a common truth that Slavs can afford big armies and weapon, but they are too poor to paint the walls.

Also, we don’t have cookies here. Seriously. We eat only onions, bread and potatoes. We will happily sell our babushkas for one oreo. True story.

Common Slavs? Live in hellholes, the mothers leave their kids alone, when they work and the kids DON’T go to schools. It’s a norm. Seriously.

We are all barbarian and we ride bears. Well, at least he does

PS. I don’t know what to say about Manchester Black 

Ok, someone more intelligent, please explain to me:

Red Daughter is learning Russians and checks words in a Russian-English dictionary.

Some time later Lex asks her, if she knows English. She says “a little”.

...

So... She checks the words in language... she doesn’t understand??? 

Why electircity worked on Red Daughter?

How Eve got to that destroyer?  How she just fired a rocket, without a problem or following some protocols? How she escaped from it, before Red Daughter got there?

Why no fucking one from Kaznia got interested that some American destroyer fired a rocket at their territory? Why no one from America got interested that someone fucked up their destroyer? Why they are not on a freaking war now? Where the fuck was that destroyer when there is NO SEA around Kaznia? Where the fuck is minsk sea?

Since when Kara eats vegetables?

Why Red Daughter could talk without an accent and then she comes back to it?

Why Kara got few punches from Lex and lost so easily?

Why this is so fucking funny and bad at the same time?:

Why all Kaznian military guys look like typical soviet Russian soldiers? Why all Eastern European generals have to be dumb, fat and greedy? Xenophobia much? This room?-

Good to know that Kaznians are too poor to even paint walls. Like you know, a typical post-soviet nations :)))

Eve says that Harun el splits Kryptonian to two, but Red Daughter is a copy with no memories? What has nothing to do with comic book material, where Krypotnians were divided into good and bad?? So a copy or a split? What is the truth for fuck’s sake? 

Why Red Daughter wears the same fucking suit for months? Wait, Kaznians are too poor, right.

Why Lex calls Kanians “crazier than Russians” and the producers and writers call them Russians? 

Why a little Kaznian boy knows ENGLISH? Why Kaznian Kara talks in English with him??? And why he is going to be used as a thing that will make realize Kaznian Kara that Lex is an asshole?

Why Lena is so fucking dumb and instead of ignoring her murderous and manipulative brother she helps her murderous and manipulative brother? And why she is the only idiot who doesn’t know Kara is Supergirl, again? (beside it will hurt her fragile Snowflake feelings and will turn her bad, of course).

1)Don’t wanto to speculate, but the guy is probably loaded and won’t need to move a finger for years, if he doesn’t want. That’s the reality. We, poor fuckers need to work whole year to earn as much as he earns in one week. Or a month. Whatever, you get the point. Also, the fact he doesn’t play in a movie or tv show doesn’t mean he has no job. The fact WE don’t know about it, doesn’t mean he does nothing. For all I imgine, he can do 10000 other shit than acting and still get income. 

2)Whole fucking tumblr MOANS how we all dream about living in some deserted place without people, stay at home under a blanket and fuck capitalism and adult life or focus on things we love... and when a guy does it, suddenly he is a jobless loser. Ok, sweethearts, I smell double standards here.

3)The all “Melissa is more succesfull/recognisable and she deserves better”. *le sigh* Few things here.

-Yes, she is. And he is still there, supporting her like no one else. And she is still there, supporting him like no one else. And they both have no problem with who is “more popular” than the other, because let me tell you a life changing thing - it’s dumb as fuck and it’s a problem when the guy has issues or ego problems. Aka the overused “toxic masculinity”. And here we have a perfect example of how a relationship should get going, but some people have problem with it. Like they pray for problems, where there are no problems. Wonder why *sarcasm*

-If you are a fan, you are happy for people you stan. You may not like the person she/he is with right now, but if you are decent, you shut up and allow them to be happy, even if you have sick desires to pair your “fave kween” with someone else. It’s not that deep. It’s fucking obvious. Also, when you shit at actress because she said yes to a guy and about to get married, then you are not a stan of that person but a stan of your own desires and fantasies. Also? In this case, you are anti feministic. BTW, it goes both ways - there are some Chris’ stans who makes me want to claw my eyes out.

4)Basically, all of the posts are made by the haters and few paparazzis. Basically, by people who don’t know him or people who are pissed off, because after they had gotten together they stopped being “nice” to paparazzis (wonder why? it’s like you want to keep your relationship to yourself, but instead you are forced to avoid people who sneak everywhere and try to steal your picture in some intimate moments with your partner - i mean, we all love when strangers take our pics without permission and post them all over internet). 

It’s also interesting that all people who know melwood personally gush how nice, cool, adorable, perfect and funny they are together. Only people who stalk them and know like 0.1% melwood’s lives have problems with them. Wonder why.

5)There are also some interesting homo sapiens, that trash his sense of humor like the dolphin noises at the SDCC, calling him chidlish, while stanning hard a woman who wore a pajama at some con and calling her adorable. And friendly reminder that woman was laughing her ass out at SDCC. But of course she is not a fan of childlish sense of humor. She was of course forcing that laugh.

Trashing his movie, without seeing it, is another “interesting” thing. But tbh, bashing someone’s sense of humor says a lot about people who do things like that. I guess, they think, all people should be the same, like the same things and behave in the same way. Also, all people should laugh at the same things. You know, like in communism.

How, writers? HOW? How Kara knows it’s Nia in a supersuit, while Nia couldn’t recognize her as Supergirl and freaking ALEX doesn’t see SG and Kara are the same fucking person? You want to tell me fucking GLASSES make a difference, while whole damned supersuit and a mask don’t? 

But then you have that horde of dumb homo sapiens who just don’t fucking get it and are having existential crisis and are on crusade to make world BETTER (=how they want it) because some character was a lil shit.