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Keeper of Trogdor: And this is thy father’s sword.
Rather Dashing: Um, My father never had a sword. He sat out the whole war after running of to Troll Country.
Keeper: Oh. (beat) Yea, that’s right. Why in the blazes did I have this thing, then? (nonchalantly tosses the sword into the woods, where something squeaks loudly as it lands)​
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Worchex: (offering the Trogsword) This blade blesses its wielder with unfathomable power! Rather Dashing: What kind of power? Worchex: Unfafomble... unfaf... without fathom.
No one talks about how depressed you get after fulfilling the prophecy.
Hardybardy, bored and restless after Trogdor's latest rampage
Hardybardy: Welcome to my dark and foreboding lair filled with candles in extremely impractical positions!
Hardbardy: *turns and his robe instantly catches on fire*
Worchex: He'll be here tonight, as the sun has cast its last shadow upon the Earth and the crescent moon is risen above the eastern ridge.
Hardybardy: So, like nine o'clock?
Worchex: (sighs) Yes, Hardybardy, he'll be here at nine o'clock.
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Trogkeeper: What... is your name?
Rather Dashing: I am Rather Dashing!
Trogkeeper: What... is your quest?
Rather Dashing: I seek to slay Trogdor the Burninator!
Trogkeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Rather Dashing: What do you mean? African or European?
Trogkeeper: I don't know... (gets zapped by dark magicks)
Rather Dashing: So, how do I kill Trogdor anyway?
Trogkeeper: You can't just kill Trogdor!
Rather Dashing: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean...
Trogkeeper: No, you literally can't kill Trogdor. He's deathless!
Keeper of Trogdor: Greetings, Rather Daring!
Rather Dashing: How did you almost know my name?
Keeper of Trogdor: I have approximate knowledge of many things.
