Seriously, this is basically how it happened:
TohoGuy1: WELL-after decades of making Godzilla films, we will NEVER make one ourselves again!
TohoGuy2: A-GREED, let the Americans do it.
*One Tristar movie later*
TohoGuy1:...oh...my...god...HOW WAS THAT WORSE THAN GODZILLA'S REVENGE?!
TohoGuy2: I DON'T KNOW BUT IT WAS!
TohoGuy1: OKAY-here's what we do, we make a NEW movie series based on a bunch of random Godzilla stories and SCREW continuity!
TohoGuy2: YES-that, and next we'll buy the rights to that...MONSTROSITY Tristar made-
TohoGuy1: -and make TWO movies pointing out its NOT Godzilla, ONE OF WHICH where we have OUR Godzilla murder him in Australia!
TohoGuy2: Got it-BREAK!

















