#triple-filtered-nerd

summer nights: summer or winter? or perhaps something else?

summer bc school’s out. spring and fall are Gorg but I fucking hate school so it makes me not like those times of year.

bath bombs: what’s your favourite lush product?

idk considering you won’t let me sample them

soft kisses: ever kissed someone of the same sex?

no :( I want to kiss Amanda Tapping tho

spring flowers: what’s your favourite flower/plant?

I have a soft spot for magnolias/tulip trees

messy buns: if you could dye your hair any colour what would it be?

PURPLE

sleepy cuddles: lace or silk? nights in sheets with the one you love or afternoons hand-in-hand?

pumpkin spice: what’s your drink of choice?

PSL obvs Coffee light and sweet, black or chai tea with cream, Dr. Pepper, or Kahlua and cream.

wool socks: what’s something you look forward to in fall?

Opening the windows tbh. Lowers the electric bill and fresh air is good for your health! I also always look forward to the changing leaves and cold breezes.

smelly candles: what’s your absolute favorite scent?

money If we’re talking ~fall scents~ then definitely fallen black walnut leaves and apple orchards. Otherwise “Clean Cotton,” “Midsummer Night,” and “Sun & Sand” from Yankee Candle and “At the Beach” and “Bowties & Bourbon” from Bath & Body Works.

cozy blankets: where do you feel the most safe and at home?

@triple-filtered-nerd‘s house. I would say my parents’ house but... they’re super racist and homophobic and every other kind of hateful you can imagine so it’s not a nice place to stay for a long time.

chilly air: what’s your least favorite and favorite type of weather?

Least favorite is snow. I hate snow. I hate walking in snow, I hate driving in snow, I hate shoveling snow, and I hate when snow melts and makes mud for 8437 years.

Favorite weather is probably sunny and windy. Perfect weather for being outside and staying warm/cool enough.

scarves: if you could only wear one outfit for the rest of your life what would it be?

Orange cableknit sweater, skinny jeans, and my black knee high boots... OR jeans, plaid buttondown and brown lace-up boots genderfluid ppl get two choices

fuzzy boots: if you could live in any year/era, which would it be and why?

If I could take the aesthetics of the 60s/70s/a little bit of the 80s and transport it to the Future where we have like... really good wifi and much less racism that would be great. But I’d settle for 5 years from now when Donald McFuck is 6 feet below the cold hard ground.

hay rides: if you could pick absolutely anything to be your form of transportation, what would it be?

A horse, obviously. But without getting a sore ass.

the color orange: do you have a specific song that reminds you of autumn? what is it?

SPOOKY SCARY I can’t think of a specific song, but jazz music always makes me think of fall.

holding hands: do you believe in soulmates?

Lavish: What would you do with a million dollars?

Put half in savings, quit college, pay off my debt, buy a farm, an

Palilalia: What word do you have trouble saying?

All of them “Algae,” “radiator,” literally anything if I talk too fast

Whimsical: Favorite fairytale?

I actually don’t know any non-Disney fairytales that well rip... but I do like the mythology/tales about selkies

Rosé: Favorite drink?

Dr. Pepper, Pinnacle whip, pumpkin spice fraps (definitely not all at the same time tho)

Shimmer: Lipstick or lip gloss?

Liquid lipstick. Sephora’s lip stains are 👌 but they come off as soon as they get wet.

Kaleidoscope: Favorite color?

Turquoise, mustard yellow, Navy blue, and hunter green

Galaxy: Are aliens real?

S C U L L Y I mean we literally have found fossil evidence of bacteria on mars so. Technically you can’t say that aliens “aren’t real.” 

Marine: Favorite sea animal?

ALL Orcas, spotted dolphins, gray whales, and wrasses, to name a few!

Aesthetic: Favorite word?

"Y’all”

Effervescent: What would make you happy right now?

gingerbread: your moral alignment

Lawful Neutral, as far as I know. Just a simple ace agender witch trying not to starve. Considers themself somewhat of a libertarian; posts on social media in support of progressive ideals, but doesn’t get too loud about it.

sheets:your sexual orientation

Asexual, but they can’t help being a bit sappy and (pan)romantic, though they’ll never let it show. Tends to develop a crush on anyone who’s nice to them and respects their pronouns.

woods:where do you feel at peace?

Tending to their garden, studying magic by candlelight, sipping tea in bed, walking through a sun shower, or doing anything while petting their cat; basically, anywhere quiet and close to nature.

chicken feet:what is your emotional “flaw?”

Internalizes everything. You’ll never see them cry, but that doesn’t mean they haven’t bawled their eyes out all night and used a quick glamour spell to look Alive the next day. Refuses to see a therapist because Anxiety.

mushroom:list unique things you like about yourself

Somehow maintains a healthy body condition despite mostly living off of minute pasta and mushrooms; great reading comprehension; managed to jinx their hair just so that it’s always bleached with dark roots; doesn’t tan but does get freckles; a dedicated employee at their job and good with customers.

dagger:your worst fear

Somehow hurting someone with their magic, or losing their magic/having it taken away; otherwise, random things can temporarily become their worst fear because Anxiety.

sock:how would you describe your clothing taste?

AAAAH I FORGOT ABOUT THIS I’M SO SORRY HJFKDFDHG

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

Like 2. If I hear a noise I might spook but otherwise the dark itself doesn’t bother me.

3. The person you would never want to meet?

Probably any celebrity... a) I’m ugly af and would embarrass them and b) I wouldn’t know what to say and embarrass myself

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

I miss being 16. I was skinny then. :/

16. The last song you listened to?

Uhhhhhh I don’t remember, sorry.

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

I’m gonna have to say “pass” on this one.

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

Closing my finger in a car door. Happened once; never again.

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

I build nothing. I set the area aside as a nature preserve that no human may ever visit (aside from the occasional biological survey). Leave nature alone.

29. What is your favorite expletive?

Fuckass.

34. What was your last dream about?

I honestly don’t remember. :/ It was a while ago.

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

A hippogryph!! I love gryphons of all types.

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

Uhhhhhhhhhhh...? I don’t like Legit discussions about sex so I guess that counts..?

german shepherd: what is something new you’ve tried lately?

some shampoo that makes me smell like a Man™ it’s great

beagle: what is your favorite book?

I’m really fond of the Percy Jackson series.

rottweiler: what are your plans for tomorrow?

Get food, go to class, hopefully work out, do assignments.

boxer: what do you love about your closest friend?

Those moments when you’re super duper cute and adorable even though you aren’t trying to be.

siberian husky: what is the last thing you laughed at?

vash playing Resident Evil 7

cocker spaniel: what is the nicest compliment that you’ve ever received?

Nobody compliments me lol

chihuahua: what is your idea of the perfect day?