I love that Tripe couldn’t be tempted by literally anything but you give Elizabeth a pile of paperwork and she’s on your evil horse and off to the demonic Tesco in like two seconds

Also Tripe being low key the most competent one of them is *chefs kiss*

The little bits and pieces we’re learning about Tripe are so delicious. Oh we’ve got to find a chalk giant… btw Tripe dates guys! Uh oh! It’s the great hunt and the elves are gonna kill people! Also? Tripe used to be a henchman for a murderer and is responsible for his magical parole! Bone hole! Hardy har har!!

Irrationally proud of Tripe for bagging a bad “Morpheus-esque” bitch even if he was tricked by a stolen rat king crown