#trinity 2016

Should've lasered him again.

Trinity (2016) #5

Reasons why Batman is sad while riding a unicorn: -Alfred won't let him keep it *But if he could convince Damian to say the unicorn is his Alfred will say yes *What if the unicorn likes Damian more than him? -Do unicorns really poop rainbows? He has only just gotten people to forget about his rainbow uniform -Pink clashes with red. He can't dress it up and call it Robin -Horses and other prey animals fear Selina and die around her *Batcow won't even come inside if Selina is around -Batcow might not like Biscuits. A cow vs unicorn battle would terrible *What if they become chums and go adventuring together without him? -Biscuits will die or leave him just like everyone else -He can't keep the entire herd -Biscuits isn't black and doesn't match his aesthetics -Unicorns are associated with virgins. People already think he's trying too hard to compensate. The whole Catwoman relationship and disavowing sex with Talia thing and crying rape has only made it worse, especially since Talia's started telling everyone that he couldn't get it up without being drugged -What do unicorns even eat? -Just like everyone else, Biscuits will meet Dick and love him more -Two dragons, two dogs, a cow, a cat, and assorted teenagers (Damian is a teenager right? Why does he keep aging when none of the others do? It's so confusing.) is already too much according to Alfred -Damian isn't going to agree to pretend the unicorn was his idea, is he? -What if Damian takes off on a year long trip with girls and the unicorn and rarely calls again? Would Biscuits really do that to him? All the other animals do. He has no idea where Batcow and Titus are most days. They're more feared urban legends than he ever was -Batunicorn is a great idea no matter what anyone thinks

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