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trekhun replied to your post: trekhun asked:[ text ] i'm tired....
[ text ] living. trying to live? breathing. existing. something like that.
[ text → some nerd (jaime) ] Bloody hell! No fucking way! I do that too!
[ text → some nerd (jaime) ] Honestly though, I'd like to see if you can handle living my life, then you will know. -_-
[ text → some nerd (jaime) ] Go on and tell me though. What's tiring you? College? Girls? Hentai? POKEMON?
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[ text ] i'm tired.
[ text → some nerd (jaime) ] No surprise. What have you been doing?
[ deadpool ] "What's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?"
''I think the question is, what's an ugly guy like you doing in a place like this.''
[ text ] you make it sound like you superheroes actually do FUN stuff at sleepovers. last i checked you're all too boring to do much of any fun at all. whaddaya do, play chess? [ text ] your neighbour's hot, you should've atleast kept *one* pair for yourself. i know i did.
< text to » deadtrap >
excuse you douchepool we have loads of fun at sleepoverswe also play charades and uno cardsand sometimes when we feel adventurouswe play 20 questions!!just, you know, no parent-questions, because bats--also, my neighbors are prissy baby princes from wutaithey are not hot at all you are gross as heckie man
[ text ] what kind of crime-fighting team are you if you don't know each others private addresses? [ text ] how are you supposed to have superhero sleepovers that way?? [ text ] also, i stole your neighbours underwear and clipped it to all your windows, have fun with that! i'm off to bother spandex boy.
< text to » deadtrap >
superhero...sleepovers... that's a great idea actually but we can have those at the base??you know, without endangering civilians. you do realize that took me like 2 seconds to take off also please stop entering my apartment, you might scare my sisterand if you scare my sister i'll make you wish you could die : )) also, if youre ever up for one of those sleepovers lemme know
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[ text ] heya, thunder thighs. im gonna have to ask you to tell me where superman usually does his supermanly chilling because i need him for something. [ text ] P.S: don't ask where i got your number from. [ text ] P.P.S: if you dont help me, i'll set your house on fire. love ya!
< text to » ??? >
who the hell are you? wait, dont answer that
< text to » deadtrap >
come near my apartment and i will snap your neck youre immortal, not invincible. also you were smart enough to get my number find supes on your own i dont have his private address, bye
[ text to: k.o ]; my sister just texted me and told me i needed to get laid [ text to: k.o ]; and when i told her it was too much effort she told me i was a fucking loser [ text to: k.o ]; why can't i have a normal sister that's supportive and loving like in the movies goddammit
( txt: anal lannister ) see the thing is, when your sibling pry on your sexual activity, you need to consider yourself a loser
( txt ) no exceptions
( txt ) but then again, you really need to go out and see the world
( txt ) life is a beautiful box of chocolates, so is not being a loser.
trekhun replied to your post: freaks out over something.
alright listen here’s what we’re gonna need for the plan: some duct tape, 20 beer bottles, a santa claus hat and a boombox
that kind of sounds like... low key kidnapping someone but in a not-so-scary way...
