Introducing Rewind and Pharaoh!
Ugh, I tried to give these two some at-home therapy but it DID NOT work. Thank you, Rewind. Such a great thing to ask your ex.
anyways, ask box is open for these two! Feel free to ask âem anything!




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Introducing Rewind and Pharaoh!
Ugh, I tried to give these two some at-home therapy but it DID NOT work. Thank you, Rewind. Such a great thing to ask your ex.
anyways, ask box is open for these two! Feel free to ask âem anything!

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Inspired by my last reblog: Which Am I lying about TFP edition
A human child almost dies due to energon poisoning
One character refers to another as âstudlierâ
A character makes a fart joke and doesnât realize it
A single mom makes jokes about wearing heels for a Cybertronian
A terrorist uses a Cybertronianâs corpse as a life support mech suit
Soundwave has one line in the entire series that is, in essence, âfuck you.â
There is an episode where there is a rat problem in the Autobot base
Two characters have an organ stolenâŠin the same episode
A significant plot point includes a GIF of a dancing monkey
Megatron spends approximately half of a season dead
Grab all of your comfiest blankets and keep your lights on,
About to spooptacularïżŒ in hereïżŒïżŒ!
Ok, this is all about your headcanons. Is Starscream the oldest/youngest/middle member of his trine? Did he get his trine before or after losing Skyfire? During his time in the Decepticons? How did he meet his trinemates? Was there a cool ceremony? Just tell me everything about Seekers! (Without major spoilers, of course.)
Heâs the youngest and he trined Skywarp and Thundercracker after he lost Skyfire and also after he first met Megatron. So they were officially in a trine before they joined the Decepticons. He convinced them to join the âCons and without spoiling too much now bitterly regrets roping them into joining Megatron.
The scenes in which he meets the boys and trines them are going to appear later on, maybe during the Orion Pax arc, so I donât want to spoil those, but I will gladly indulge your request for cool Seeker facts.
Seekers think in three dimensions and not two due to them being flyers and always having to ascend/descend. This is part of the reason they are so claustrophobic, itâs because they are highly attuned to sensing whatâs above them at all times and are therefore hyperaware of when the ceiling is too low.
In Seekercant the word for âgrounderâ is just âtaxi-erâ because whenever airplanes are about to take off they taxi around first, so Seekers basically just see grounders as wingless bots who taxi everywhere without taking off.
Seekers are unusual in that they see their alt-modes as their true natural forms and think of their bipedal root-modes as their actual alternate modes. This is weird even by flyer standards.
Unpopular Opinion: I find Transformers Prime to be overrated. At least as far into the series as I've gotten (about 8 episodes of S1) I mentally compare it to Animated and find it wanting. I'm not really digging the writing, and I'm not a fan of the art style or character designs, either. The eyes are weird and would look better with lenses over them. Where are their noses? WHERE ARE THEIR NOSES???
That head crest is ALMOST a nose, but not quite
Optimus reminds me too much of the Bayverse design for me to like it, Bulkhead is a less enjoyable version of his Animated self, I actively hate Starscream and Soundwave's designs, and Megatron is "What if Bayformers Megatron didn't look like Scraplets ate all of his skin". I also hate the "mindless drone cannon fodder" Decepticon troops. At least make them Seekers or something if you're going to do that, but I'd rather have actual characters. AND WHERE ARE THEIR NOSES GOD IT LOOKS SO WEIRD
Optimus, wondering where his nose is
Megatron shows up in the first episode rambling about Dark Energon with zero setup or backstory. We don't even see him really do anything before he fuses himself with it so there's no basis for comparison for seeing him *after* he's fused with it. Cliffjumper dies like 2 minutes into the first episode and thus I feel nothing (yes, you can empathize with his friends' grieving but I felt zero emotion from it).
Generally the show starts off feeling like the beginning of a second season, weâre dropped into the middle of the story with nothing grounding this version of the universe. It's in medias res but not done well, because instead of feeling hooked into the plot and wanting to know more, I'm just left feeling like I missed something. Animated started off after the war as well, with the Decepticons coming back, but it also established the setting well and generally did everything better than Prime.
Itâs just better. A LOT better.
Do the human characters ever become even remotely tolerable? Because so far I can't stand any of them. The kids are all high-key annoying, and Fowler is so incompetent he may as well be actively working with the Decepticons. Why was he randomly flying a jet through the desert, in a suit and tie no less? Just so that one Decepticon whos name I can't remember could scan the jet? They'll do things that make no sense or just go nowhere (Jack wants to leave because of the danger oh no wait he's back, nice plot cul de sac there, writers) and generally do nothing but make me appreciate the utter lack of humans in Cyberverse more than I already did. They DO have noses, though, there is that.
Pictured: Annoyance boiled to itâs basest essence
In the plus column, however, I do enjoy this version of Ratchet, and Arcee is the reason I'm going to keep watching the series because I really like this take on her. I keep hearing how great the show is from everyone, and I'm really trying to like it, but so far I just feel like it doesn't live up to the hype.
I just realized: The two best characters have noses!

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YALL IM CRYING I JUST FINISHED TFP
IT JUST ENDS??
LIKE THAT??
MY DAMN HEART MAN
theyâre so precious I cannot handle it
What's up? Can we have a human teen reader having a fight with her siblings ? And it ends up being violent ? ( ratchet , Optimus , megaton ?)
Iâm gonna set this in Prime.Â
reader is 15, sibling is 19
Ratchet: Jumped from his work station when he heard a crash behind him! Thinking it was Miko, He turned to tell her to keep it down. only for his optics to widen in shock to see; That His charge [y/n] and their sibling were fighting! Not playful shoving or just rough-housing; full on fist fighting!Â
Your older sibling was winning, câos the next thing he knew they were on top trying to strangle you; causing Ratchet to snap out of his stupor and yank the older {L/n} off You and placing them on a stairless platform, and you on a medical bed as far away from them as possible.Â
âWHAT IN THE NAME OF PRIMUS IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!?âÂ
He demanded causing the two siblings to jump, they were silent till your sibling accused you of stealing their crush, he told your sibling the whole reason he even hung out with them was to get to you.
 Ratchet gawked as he processed this While you just looked scared and very confused. âLet me get this straightâ the medic started walking to their platform ââŠ.you attacked your sister over a grown man, who has no business being attracted to little girls?âŠâ Ratchet hissed in disgust as he leaned in close to your sibling.
{Y/S/N] who at this point was all proud and smug about âputting you in your placeâ opened their mouth to confirm thisâŠbefore processing what Ratchet just said. suddenly realizing what their crushâs intentions were, and the dawning repercussions of their violent actions.Â
They tried to apologize. but, the damage was done. Ratchet didnât trust them around you for a while and You well, gave them the silent treatment for a few weeks till Optimus made you both talk. Â
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Optimus: He walk passed the training room and saw You and SiblingâŠsparring? he hummed thinking nothing of it and was about to continue on his way. when your cry of pain caused him run inside and saw you and your sibling in one-sided fist fight.
 It was one-sided because you had broken your wrist a week before. and were curled into a ball protecting your injured arm. While, your sibling kicked and stomped on you! The prime immediately rushed over and pulled your sibling away and picking you up.Â
They went to protest. but, quiet down when Optimus gave them his disappointed dad look [You know the one!] before he checked you over, you were fine, just shaken up and a little bruised. âWhat was this all about?â he demanded glancing down at your sibling who glaring up at you.
 â[y/n] stole my big break!â they accused while you just sighed âI told you Miko signed me up as jokeâŠI didnât think theyâd actually pick me!â this confused the prime more.
You noticed and explained that Miko had signed you up for some voice-acting competition and had won a scholarship to an acting school.Â
The one your sibling had been trying to get into. They didnât take the news well and had cornered you while you were alone thatâs what Prime had walked into.
Optimus frowned looked down at your sibling âLife may not always be fair or go as you plan. but, that is no reason to attack those around youâŠespecially family.â Your sibling looked down at their feet as the Prime calmly lowered you the floor but, was precarious enough to keep you out of arms reach of your sibling in caseâŠ
âNow apologize to your younger sibling or you wonât be welcomed here again.â you both looked stunned that prime would threaten to banned them from the base if this happened again. âSorry I attacked over a competitionâŠâ they mumbled you reached out and patted them on the head. âAccepted.â  Â
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Megatron: Megatron was flummox as he approached cargo-hold and saw a crowed of vehicons surrounding something, they noticed him and scattered revealing what they were watching. Y/n and theyâre sibling beating the tar out of each other.Â
The warlord was surprised by this! at his chargeâs sudden lapse in behavior, You were the most pacifistic human heâd ever met! usually choose diplomacy over violence. so, seeing you in any sort of danger or risky situation was⊠concerning.
Especially when your sibling had knocked you off your feet and grabbed a pipe and was ready to swing, the sound of a cannon firing at the open cargo doors just missing the two humans seem to snap your sibling out of it. Â they looked at the pipe looked down at you gasped and dropped it.
Not taking the risk You kicked them off and ran over to Megatron who picked you up, glaring at how shaken you were as you hugged his fingers. âWhatâs the meaning of this?â he demanded glowering down at your sibling who shrunk under his gaze.Â
âIt was my fault!â you tried to take the blame Megatron wasnât buying it. and demanded they answer him. âNo, it really was my fault!â Your sibling finally snapped âBecause they found my stash!â they yelled the warlord cocked a an ridge.
 âStash? of what?â he pressed your admitted that they were in rehab for a drug addiction and had relapsed. âI found out and destroyed it. they found what I had doneâŠIt really was my fault.âÂ
Megatron just paused just processing the whole situation. âThis is not on you [Y/n]âŠ.â He assured then pointed down at their âthis is on themâŠfor breaking their promise.â your sibling scratched their arms ashamed of themselves. âAnd on the who ever pushed them into it, and for that Iâll see to that Knock-out monitors them. So, they donât break it a second time.âÂ
Your sibling stared up at the warlord confused over why he would defend them? they almost killed you! then they remembered his odd tendencies a few months agoâŠrobots had drugs? who knew?Â
They were snapped out by Megatron calling their name. âS/n, I expect you to report to Knock-out tomorrow for therapy.â they nodded as the warlord frowned âSee that you doâŠBecause if this happens again? I wonât be kind.â he promised causing a shiver to go down your siblingâs spine.Â
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