#transchainsawman

Oppenheimer slimeballs: Nanami, Deidara, Kishibe (fell asleep halfway through. not out of boredom, just because he's old), Getō, Maki, Tomura and Touya (both wish they watched Barbie instead)

Double feature slimeballs: Shoko, Shin and Noi, Aki (wanted to watch Oppenheimer, forced to watch Barbie too because Power said she would yell "there's a bomb strapped to my chest" if he didn't), Sanji (went on several bad first dates to both), Toji (paid for one ticket, loitered in the theater for the rest for the day)

THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

zoro bought a ticket for oppenheimer and got lost on the way, he was extremely confused in the first five minutes of the movie but stuck with it (ended up pleasantly surprised).

yuuta goes to scope out cuties because he's a perv (affectionate), he's probably dressed like ken too. most definitely leaving with someone's bachelorette party and he will get lucky.

denji and power are self-explanatory.

KISHIBE FALLING ASLEEP IN OPPENHEIMER LMAOOO it's like three hours long... he is not lasting the first 45 minutes, even with explosions.

HELLOOOOOO AJ!

your slimeball is... drumroll please...

aj i would even go as far as challenging you by saying obanai is the stripper and mitsuri is his bodyguard. like he has the whole slithery snake thing going on and she can beat ass

my brother in christ, you scared the hoes... and by the hoes, i mean mcdonald's manager!aki hayakawa. you're doing construction outside of his bastard boulevard apartment when you're bewitched by this long, dark-haired beauty taking his morning smoke on the balcony, even with his lack of tits. while this puts you off on the wrong foot with the mcdonald's manager (he doesn't appreciate being catcalled in his own apartment before he's even had his coffee), aki eventually comes around and gives you an answer to the first question you've ever asked him – yes, he does suck silicone.

(also consider hitching a ride on slutty postman!getou's mail truck because you were going for a lil romp in the envelope pile and shouting at aki on his way to work)