So, you wanna pet ol' Magpie, eh? Well, you can keep the marble, you can do it for free. Here's a guide of areas to pet me, for your safety and mine! -Head: Sure, why not? -Beak: ...no. -Eye: WHY?!?!??!! -Mouth: I will bite you. -Side of face: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -Under the chin: Rock on, dude, that's where it's at -Anywhere else: ...no.

Aw, sweet! A lemon!

Huh, it didn't taste very so-

Oh boy oh nelly, I'm Magpie OneShot! I sure do want to show off something made by my creator! The question is, what do I talk about? https://archiveofourown.org/works/46281991?view_full_work=true INTRODUCING... ONESHOT TWISTED TIDES! A OneShot fanfiction that explores a what-if: What if an individual was sent to the world of OneShot? More importantly, what if the individual was given an alternate task to go home, one that is guaranteed to harm everyone?

Tea, hm? Depends on the type of tea you're talking about.

The beverage? I love me some tea. ESPECIALLY the Arnold Palmer's (have no idea who he is). Iced tea and lemonade is a good mix, what can I say!

As for DRAMA tea, Alula got into a big ol' fight with one of the kids at school. Saw some stray feathers, and she had to wear a cone the very next day.