Jul 29, 2018
Me after finishing the new season of Orange is the New Black, sobbing: They just....When it came down to it, they just wanted to play kickball.
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Me after finishing the new season of Orange is the New Black, sobbing: They just....When it came down to it, they just wanted to play kickball.
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Really sick of my dad’s insane knack for emotional manipulation and abuse. Like he’ll be all “I love you, I’m here for you,” and do supportive little things but then he’ll also be like, “I’m doing this for you because you can’t financially stay afloat and you didn’t want to listen to me about job seeking because I apparently don’t know anything and you needed to see for yourself and make your mistakes. But now you know better.”
That is seriously the most crushing thing that really kicks my anxious/depressed ass while it’s down because not only did I try something and it failed and i’m healing from it, but my dad decides to keep rubbing it in and I proved him right when I SO wanted things to work out so I could be like, “SEE, YOU MISERABLE, RACIST BASTARD?! YOU WERE WRONG.” But, of course, the universe I guess just really wants to see me suffer.
When Julius Caesar steals your lions that you were gonna use for a mad exotic PR event for the people:
Fun fact: If someone is misinformed/uninformed about something, you don’t need to be a fucking DICK about informing them when they’re wrong. State your case politely and calmly, give your evidence, and let the person see the misunderstanding and learn.
This is why people have trouble learning from others, accepting new opinions or views...it’s because people are pretentious, social justice seeking assholes about it.
This just in, Erin @brucebanners has an otter fetish.
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Dear Congress, How many more DEAD CHILDREN, PHYSICALLY SCARRED CHILDREN, EMOTIONALLY SCARRED CHILDREN is it going to take before you realize that our existing legislation on gun control and public safety is ENTIRELY inadequate and ineffective? What, do the dead kids not matter to you so long as they’re not yours? Today, 3,000+ students AS WELL AS countless faculty, staff, and family members' lives were forever altered by a shooting in Florida. At least FIFTEEN lives abruptly severed. This is all due to gun violence. This is the 18th mass shooting THIS YEAR and it's ONLY FEBRUARY. As a teacher, I wonder every time a school shooting happens whether the next time it's going to be at my school. If it'll be MY students in the line of fire, or worse, in a goddamn body bag. Every shooting sickens and saddens and infuriates me because we get the same newscast, the same interviews, the same fear, and the same useless fucking prayers and yet there is NEVER any legislative change. Instead we ask if the shooter was mentally ill, if the school sent text alerts, if the school practiced drills...but when the hell are you going to do more then give your condolences and prayers? When are you going to do more than say "this is awful" and "you're in our thoughts"? We need change. We need it NOW.
Customer: excuse me, can you tell me where the *leans in and uses super secret whisper voice* feminine products are?
Me: *in a normal voice because for fucks sake it's not a secret!!!* Aisle 5.
Customer: thank you. Omg I'm so glad there was a girl here cause if it was a guy I wouldn't have asked.
Me:
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