My husbando made me a totinos pizza with extra cheese, extra pepperoni, mushrooms cooked in burger fat, minced garlic, and smoked sardines. Your argument is invalid #husbandosupremomagnificoconqueso #totinospizza #bestpizza (at Schnitzelburg, Louisville)

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Being a Dad is nice

Don't get it twisted. Home is where the alcohol , totinos pizza rolls and 6.3 billion thread count sheets are.....clearly I should be living at the Plaza Hotel mixed with a Red Roof Inn....Hit me up if you find me appropriate placement. #doinglife17 #totinospizza #pleasedrinkwithme #plazahotelnyc #redroofinn #homeiswhereyouparkit #blog #blogbitch (at Manhattan, New York)

And this is what fuels me lol #totinospizza #rockstarenergy #nachocheesepopcorn #GameofThrones (it's what I have been watching again and again for months in anticipation of the new season) #punkrockwhitetrash

tHIS HAS GOT TO BE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING KIDDING ME, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING THINKING, THIS IS SHIT, THIS IS A COMPLETE CLUSTERFUCK, WE ALREADY FUCKING HAD PIZZA ROLLS, AND THOSE WERE THE FUCKING SHIT, BUT NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK A BEAUTIFUL 90'S TRADITION INTO A FUCKING 2010's TRAINWRECK??? YOU FUCKING BULGE FESTERING BITCH, I HAVE HALF THE MIND TO FUCKING GRAB-N-GO MY FOOT INTO YOUR ASS FOR THIS SHIT. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. YOU PEOPLE THINK OREOS IS THE FUCKING END OF THE WORLD?? WELL GUESS FUCKING WHAT, TOTINO'S IS IN ON THE WHOLE DOMINATION ALONG WITH FUCKING DOMINOS. SO FUCK THESE THINGS AND SHOVE THE UP YOUR ASSHOLE.

#totinos is the ultimate party pizza, if that party is for one and a household of cats. I had a boyfriend in high school that would eat these all the time and I'd be like, "can I have a slice?" and then he'd be like, "you know, this pizza isn't that big." Party pizza my ass, Totino! #pizza #party #totinospizza #makeitcrispy #frozenpizza #repressedmemories #justlikethebox