#tormentedgramary

You know it. I touch that track and i turns into gold, baby.

Exactly. Eternal youth kind of puts a damper on retirement plans. I mean, I could get a good couple years to just chill, but after a while it'd just get boring.

I always win anyway. Undefeated on the mic.

It's a fairly difficult skill set, and a pretty unpopular hobby. Not many people are into it. Which is fine, because I don't need or want an heir.

I appreciate the idea, since flashstepping is fucking rad, but unfortunately it's been brought to my attention that normal people cannot flashstep. I had to learn that the hard way.

Doesn't it? Who needs a shitty student when I can have unlimited pizza. I could literally eat pizza continuously, without pause, until I explode.

I'm immortal and asocial. All I need right now is a pizza.

No, I have a dog.