pathetic
âŚft! dan heng, topaz, argenti, seele x gn! reader
âŚtags! fluff, pining, reader is oblivious as HELL!!!, seeleâs slightly suggestive
âŚwc! 210 ; 319 ; 258 ; 305 = 1092
âŚnotes! pathetic crushing⌠i cannot and will not ever stop vouching for pathetic pining in this house !!!!!!!
Dan Heng is painfully aware of how he looks right now. If it wasnât March giving him the biggest shit-eating grin, it was Himeko trying hard to look polite as she hides her giggles, or even Mr Yang pretending he isnât paying attention.
You. You really havenât the slightest clue what youâre doing to him.
Every time you visit him in the Expressâs archives, Dan Heng would light up. He wouldnât do that for any such person usually. His excuse is that you bring him snacks. You would never complain, saying that youâd take this Dan Heng over the one with a poker face and sarcastic bites, even if he is just as cute.
How can you say that so casually?
One particular visit, he couldnât take your sweet words any longer. His hand envelops yours before you could turn away from him. The way you look back at Dan Heng makes his heart swell in ways he couldnât comprehend.
He couldnât get the words out.
His grip loosens and he lets you go, albeit with confusion on your face.
The door closes with a quiet goodbye, and Dan Heng throws his head back in frustration, staring at the decorated ceiling above him.
How can he go on like this...?
Topaz is not the kind of person to sit idly by waiting for something to happen. She knows what she wants, and what she wants takes the shape of you.
Youâre just so adorable! Really, the way you act so clueless whenever you flirt with her is just so endearing! How could she not melt?
âŚWell, it used to be easy. Flirting, complimenting you, relishing in how you react; she even asked you out to dinner, and took you to the nicest place possible! âŚBut youâre still so shocked every time. You still didnât pick up on any of her advances.
For once, Topaz is at a complete loss. What is she to do? Grab you by the shoulders and shake you around telling you that sheâs completely enamoured with everything about you, and though that includes your cluelessness, she canât take much of it anymore?
She could nearly keel over. Complete overkill. She needs to be smart about this; clear, but also suave and mature. Yeah, she can do this!
Thatâs how you find Numby making their way up to you, and there they drop a card in front of your feet. They curiously look up at you as you read, although you could sense another pair of eyes watching you closely.
âYouâre cute! Go out with me! Love, Topaz!â
Topaz could nearly explode from joy watching your face heat up. Finally. Finally! You get it now, donât you?!
Her heart steps as you throw the card away and lean down and pet Numby. âOh, Numby. Someone must have put you up to this for a prank, huh? You should find your way back to Topaz!â
Said companion of the Warp Trotter has already fallen to her knees with her face in her hands. Youâre more work than she bargained for⌠but sheâll be struck down by an Aeon before she gives up on you! Just watch her!
Argenti doesnât know what to do with himself.
Truly, heâs making all the right moves. Heâs following examples from stories and myths, step by step. Itâs not his fault that they always end up going wrong somehow. Maybe itâs just harsh luckâŚ
Heâs on one knee, taking your hand in his own. Like you are royalty, he kisses the back of it, and looks up at you.
âThank you for saving me!â You beam, and Argentiâs brain freezes.
Thatâs how it all goes wrong, every single time.
Heâs hopeless, how the knight of beauty stands up, turns around, and immediately feels his knees buckle and heâs down on the ground again. Maybe heâll stay like this for a few minutes when he finishes crying.
He feels you kneel at his side, and prod against his armour. âArgentiâŚ?â your sweet, sweet voice calls out to him quietly.
âWorry not. I am simply fighting the dirt in your honour. Keeping the worms off of you.â
You pause. He wouldnât dislike being buried here like this. Then he hears your confused laughter. âAlright then! Thank you very much, sir knight!â
You pet his hair and stand up again, making your way back to a safe zone.
Yes, Argenti thinks, I will stay here and fend off the insects for you, my dear.  And that is the only reason why I canât moveâŚ
He certainly refuses to believe itâs your patience and kindness. How silly would it be for a knight of beauty to become so immobilised by it! How silly indeedâŚ
Seele encourages you to stand up again. A simple sparring doesnât do too much harm every now and again. She isnât Luka; she wonât beg you for a match, but practice is good, and practice is better if itâs with a friend.
Haha. Keep telling yourself that, Seele.Â
Is it obvious yet she really wants you to just defeat her already? She knows you have it in you. Yeah, youâre more on the air-headed side, but youâre a reliable teammate! Maybe itâs the fact you refuse to actually hurt herâŚ
You apologise again when youâre back on your feet. She doesnât want any apologies, dang you! Canât you see sheâs just desperate to get you to at least brush your knuckles against hers as her scythe comes in conflict with your blade?!
âŚSo that does it. In her mental ramblings, you manage to get her on the ground beneath you. Your thighs cage her under you as you push her down. Aeons, your smile is so wide.
âI got you!â you exclaim.
Seele canât help the small laugh that escapes her. She hopes that her face is only red to you because of your fighting. Youâre so close to her face. You could just kiss her right nowâŚ
âYep, you really did!â is what comes out, shakier than she would have liked. How did you get her so weak? Youâre not even making a big deal over straddling her like thisâŚ
You shimmy off her eventually, offering your hand out. âTime for lunch?â
Seele doesnât move for a few seconds, before letting you pick her up. If not a kiss, she can at least get some quality time. The way you smile at her is enough for her.
âŚHow you pushed her down will definitely haunt her dreams for the next week or so, though.














