So I was at my family's upstate house (not as fancy as it sounds) brushing my teeth when something really came to my attention
We still have this 30 YEAR OLD Nickelodeon toothpaste that I bought back in 1997.
Like, I knew it was there. I see it every time I come up here. But I never really think about it, you know? But I just realized this motherfucker is almost 30 YEARS OLD!!
Green, sparkly, moon shaped tooth paste.
The tube says it expired in 1999. Do you think it's still good?













