Lily: Oh my gosh, so I finally caved and read that awful Fifty Shades of Grey series. Would you want to watch the movie adaptations with me sometime? Just out of curiosity?

Brooke: We can all see that you just need to kiss her already and get it out of your system, Tommy. I'd suggest trying my dad's magic method: just share a plate of spaghetti, plan to eat the same noodle at the same time, and let your mouths meet in the middle.

Mindy: So I may have told some girls back home that I had a Hogwarts boyfriend and they didn't believe me and they're Zapchatting me about it right now so I need you to get yourself over here immediately dressed as pretty as you can to take a fake cuddle selfie with me, I promise it won't even show your face, I just need to get them to SHUT UP, please and thank you.

Kally: Is your name REALLY Tomfoolery, or is that just a story you tell people for fun? Like how Blake tells people his middle name is Danger?

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Jimmy: Dude, pleaaaase just steal Lily's homework for me to copy this one time, I'll never ask again. And I'll find a way to make it worth your while!