mr fitz?? ???? no like ?

NOT EVEN A LITTLE I'M SRY I WANT HIM GONE

i’m gonna pretend like u didn’t say a part of this

at like 1:40 i’m sossibg

IS THAT YOUR BLOODCURDLING SCREAM BAIELT

1. First impression: intimidating but nice 👀

2. Truth is: i care about you a lot even though i’m trash at texting and i’m glad i have a britta in my life

3. How old do you look: 19

4. Have you ever made me laugh: you know i know you know

5. Have you ever made me mad: how

6. Best feature: your kindness

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: no

8. You’re my: boy me bob

OOOOOOH MY GOD.

HOW DARE YOU.

shit.

I CAN'T PUT THEM IN ORDER

one thing

over again

better than words

don't forget where we belong

truly madly deeply

and one for luck

alive

OH GOD OK do you mean like….nooodles…..or types of pasta. hmm i do both

noodles: rigatoni, ziti, linguine, farfalle, and cavatelli

YES M'AM

3 facts about cheese:

last week I opened two bars of cheese the same day ("bar of cheese" is DEFINITELY not the right term but I can't think of the right term, so work with it) and got worried cause they said "eat within 5 days of opening," but I ate them both within 3 days so no harm done

a couple weeks ago I got a mozzarella sandwich but was too hungover to eat it, and when I got it wrapped the waitress PUT SALAD ON TOP OF IT, so the mozzarella got all dressing-y and I was VERY UPSET so I sat there for quite some time, diligently cleaning my cheese

sometimes when I see pictures of mozzarella sticks I tear up a little