#tomatto

I'm assuming this means Eddsworld Mattom (IDK any other fandoms with a Matt and Tom being shipped lmao, that'd be weird and a huge coincidence)

I love this ship a lot- I also hc they had bad childhoods so, "They can fix each other" and in general they can have angst if you do it right (Not nearly as much as Eddtord/Tordedd though :))

IDK I'm board and wanted to do some incorrect quotes with my current favorite Eddsworld ships (I don't own any of the quotes, I just slapped on names for whos saying what and swapped up some dialogue here and there-)

Ft. @/just-call-me-bin 's Todd too cause I really like JonTodd with her Todd it's too damn cute

Anyways on with the quotes:

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Mark: Not everyone is in love with you, you know.

Eduardo: Just because you’re in denial doesn’t mean you should lie.

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(Eduardo and Mark are out on the rooftop looking at the stars and moon)

Mark: It’s so beautiful out here.

Eduardo: Yeah, it’s just me, you, and the moon.

Todd and Jon, on the rooftop: HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!

(They ship it, also Mark and Eduardo have an umbrella so that's why Mark ain't wolfy-)

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Edd: Eduardo, I have a question-

Eduardo: I don’t have a thing for Mark at all! I don’t think he's hot!

Edd: That wasn’t the question.

Eduardo: Oh…

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Mark: Until I fell in love with Eduardo I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.

Matt: So you were gay… and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay?

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Edd: Do you want to know your gay name?

Tord: My gay name?

Edd: Yeah, it's your first name.

Tord: Ha ha. Very funny Ed-

Edd, getting down on one knee: And my last name.

Tord: Oh my god.

(I thought this fit them also this one is where all the "The End" crap and plans never happened, cause if it did this would never work-)

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Matt: I don’t date boys.

Tom: *walks in the room*

Matt: I marry them.

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Eduardo: It’s so frustrating.

Mark: What is?

Eduardo: How in movies the guy keeps dropping the most obvious hints that he's into a girl, but the girl is so oblivious!

Mark, wearing a t-shirt that says “I love you, Eduardo. Please Date Me.”: Oh… Yeah… Hahaha…

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Eduardo: Oh come on. No one thinks Mark and I are dating.

Edd: Uh-huh.

Edd, to everyone: Guys, raise your hand if you thought Eduardo and Mark were dating.

Everyone: *Raises their hands*

Eduardo: …

Eduardo: Mark, put your hand down.

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Eduardo: I have an excellent gaydar, I can determine if a person is gay or not with just a glance.

Todd: Mark has been in love with you for years.

Eduardo: HE WHAT?!

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Eduardo: Truth or dare?

Jon: Dare.

Eduardo: I dare you to kiss the cutest person in the room.

Jon: Tord?

Tord, blushing: Yeah?

Jon: Can you please move aside? I need to get to Todd.

(I don't judge you for shipping Jon and Tord but I don't ship that cause Tord took Jon's life subscription in canon-)

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Edd: Kiss, Kill, Marry: Me, Matt, Tom.

Tord: Marry you, kiss Matt, and kill Jon.

Jon, hugging his boyfriend in fear: I WASNT EVEN ONE OF THE OPTIONS!!!

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Eduardo: Am I the only straight person in this house?

Mark: I’ve seen the way you look at me. You’re not that straight.

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[Todd and Jon are staring into each other’s eyes]

Eduardo: *opens a can of soda*

Jon: We’re having a moment!

Eduardo: I’m having a diet cola!

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Eduardo: I’m straight.

[Looks at Mark]

Eduardo: I mean, I’m mostly straight.

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Jon, trying to reach something: Todd, could you give me a hand?

Todd: Sure!

Todd: *holds Jon's hand*

Jon, blushing: Adorable, but that’s not what I meant.

(I thought this fit them and it was cute)

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Jon: Todd gave me so many kisses today!

Eduardo: He what?!

Jon, holding a bag of Hershey’s Kisses: Yeah, he gave me a whole bag of them! :]

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Tord: Great news everyone! Edd’s not my friend anymore!

Edd: Tord, that is the worst way to say we are dating ever.

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Edd, at Tord: If I were a gardener, I’d put our tu-lips together.

Tord: Awwww!

Tom, at Matt: If I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe.

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Tord: *kisses Edd*

Tom: Uh, Edd?

Edd, pulling away from Tord’s kiss: Yeah?

Tom: Sorry, you had a Tord on your face. But it’s gone now, you’re alright.

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Matt: I will fight the next person who insults my boyfriend.

Tom: No one understands me and I hate myself…

Matt: Alright you handsome noble creature, square up.

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Markuardo haters: I don’t even really buy them as a couple. I mean you’ve got this big, strong, macho alpha surging with testosterone.

Markuardo haters: And then you have Eduardo.

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Tom: Love is only a weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Tord: You're literally making a Valentine's Day card for Matt right now.

Tom, pointing his hot glue gun threateningly: You're on thin fucking ice.

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Tord: I wanted to kiss you today.

Edd: Why didn’t you?

Tord: I can’t reach your face

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Eduardo: Are you in the mood for a quickie?

Mark, choking: W-What?!?!

Eduardo: You know, one of those cake things.

Mark: …

Edd, yelling from the fence: IT’S PRONOUNCED “QUICHE”!

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Tord: Tom, what’s that on your neck? Is that a hickey?

Tom, blushing: No! Uhh, it’s a mosquito bite!

Matt, entering: Hey guys!

Edd: Hey, mosquito.

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Tom: So are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Tord: I’m a knife.

Edd, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

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Jon: Knock knock.

Todd: Who’s there?

Jon: Olive.

Todd: Olive you too.

Eduardo: Guys, that’s really starting to get old.

Jon: Knock knock.

Eduardo: Who’s there?

Jon: I have a boyfriend and you don’t.

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Tord, entering the room: Hey Edd, where’s Tom?

Edd: He tripped and fell on his bottom.

Tord: *gasps*

Tord: Is Matt okay?!

(Matt is a power bottom change my mind (you can't) and Tord's a switch that mostly bottoms change my mind (again you can't))

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Eduardo: Guys, this is my ex-boyfriend, Mark.

Mark: I told you to stop calling me that.

Mark, showing his ring finger: I’m his husband.

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[The neighbors are at the movies]

Todd and Jon: *Both reach for the popcorn at the same time and their fingers touch. They look into each others eyes*

Eduardo and Mark: *Both reach for the popcorn*

Eduardo: Get the fuck off my popcorn.

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[Matt and Mark are playing ping pong and it’s starting to get REALLY competitive.]

Matt: I’m sorry, I think, I THINK, the ball missed the table!

Mark: Oh, do you?

Matt: Um, yeah!

Mark: Do you?!

Matt: Yeah!

Mark: DO YOU?!

Matt: YEAH!!

[Tom and Eduardo are watching the chaos go down. Eduardo is enjoying it, Tom is horrified]

Tom, about Mark: You really find this attractive on him?

Eduardo: Oh yeah. Are you telling me your not even a little attracted to Matt right now?

Tom: *looks over to Matt*

Matt: *sweaty and a dirty mess from the game, with a hint of crazy in his eyes*

Tom: I think this is the first time in our relationship that I felt like the more attractive one.

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Mark: I slept with Eduardo.

Jon: Oh? I hope you both grabbed extra blankets.

Mark: No, I mean we had s-

Jon: I HOPE YOU BOTH GRABBED EXTRA BLANKETS-

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Tord: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Tom: Punch him in the stomach then when he leans over in pain, kiss him.

Matt: Tackle him.

Eduardo: Dump him.

Jon: Kick him in the shin.

Edd: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN-

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Eduardo: I wish Mark was here. I miss him...

Jon: Okay, if Mark were here right now what would you two be doing?

Eduardo: ...

Eduardo: *smirks*

Todd: What are you guys, animals? It’s four o’clock in the afternoon!

(Eduardo was being a little dramatic at the start Mark's just out doing somth-)

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Tom: I sleep with a harpoon under my pillow.

Tord: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Eduardo: You’re both pathetic.

Tom: Oh? What do you sleep with?

Eduardo: A buff as hell werewolf

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Eduardo: I would want my boyfriend to be the bravest and-

Mark: *Sees bunny, screams like a little girl, and runs away*

Eduardo: -I want that one.

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Mark: I’ll speak French between your legs.

Eduardo: That’s the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.

Tord: I’m just picturing someone screaming "bonjour" at a d***

Matt: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!

Edd: TITTY CROISSANTS-

Todd, HEAVILY offended: None of you should be having sex. Ever.

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