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Going to a party tonight so idk if ill be active tmw or something so have some tommatt

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Mattom for the ship bingo :p
I'm assuming this means Eddsworld Mattom (IDK any other fandoms with a Matt and Tom being shipped lmao, that'd be weird and a huge coincidence)
I love this ship a lot- I also hc they had bad childhoods so, "They can fix each other" and in general they can have angst if you do it right (Not nearly as much as Eddtord/Tordedd though :))
Also I say "Fandom made me do it" because when I first joined the fandom one of the first EW people I interacted with was @binbunbaka and they're a big Tommatt/Mattom shipper so I ended up being influenced into liking it/pos
WesoĹych! ĹťyczÄ Wam spokojnych i zdrowych ĹwiÄ t đ Happy Easter for everyone!
Eddsworld shipping incorrect quotes cause I can
IDK I'm board and wanted to do some incorrect quotes with my current favorite Eddsworld ships (I don't own any of the quotes, I just slapped on names for whos saying what and swapped up some dialogue here and there-)
Ft. @/just-call-me-bin 's Todd too cause I really like JonTodd with her Todd it's too damn cute
Anyways on with the quotes:
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Mark: Not everyone is in love with you, you know.
Eduardo: Just because youâre in denial doesnât mean you should lie.
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(Eduardo and Mark are out on the rooftop looking at the stars and moon)
Mark: Itâs so beautiful out here.
Eduardo: Yeah, itâs just me, you, and the moon.
Todd and Jon, on the rooftop: HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!
(They ship it, also Mark and Eduardo have an umbrella so that's why Mark ain't wolfy-)
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Edd: Eduardo, I have a question-
Eduardo: I donât have a thing for Mark at all! I donât think he's hot!
Edd: That wasnât the question.
Eduardo: OhâŚ
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Mark: Until I fell in love with Eduardo I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
Matt: So you were gay⌠and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay?
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Edd: Do you want to know your gay name?
Tord: My gay name?
Edd: Yeah, it's your first name.
Tord: Ha ha. Very funny Ed-
Edd, getting down on one knee: And my last name.
Tord: Oh my god.
(I thought this fit them also this one is where all the "The End" crap and plans never happened, cause if it did this would never work-)
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Matt: I donât date boys.
Tom: *walks in the room*
Matt: I marry them.
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Eduardo: Itâs so frustrating.
Mark: What is?
Eduardo: How in movies the guy keeps dropping the most obvious hints that he's into a girl, but the girl is so oblivious!
Mark, wearing a t-shirt that says âI love you, Eduardo. Please Date Me.â: Oh⌠Yeah⌠HahahaâŚ
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Eduardo: Oh come on. No one thinks Mark and I are dating.
Edd: Uh-huh.
Edd, to everyone: Guys, raise your hand if you thought Eduardo and Mark were dating.
Everyone: *Raises their hands*
Eduardo: âŚ
Eduardo: Mark, put your hand down.
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Eduardo: I have an excellent gaydar, I can determine if a person is gay or not with just a glance.
Todd: Mark has been in love with you for years.
Eduardo: HE WHAT?!
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Eduardo: Truth or dare?
Jon: Dare.
Eduardo: I dare you to kiss the cutest person in the room.
Jon: Tord?
Tord, blushing: Yeah?
Jon: Can you please move aside? I need to get to Todd.
(I don't judge you for shipping Jon and Tord but I don't ship that cause Tord took Jon's life subscription in canon-)
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Edd: Kiss, Kill, Marry: Me, Matt, Tom.
Tord: Marry you, kiss Matt, and kill Jon.
Jon, hugging his boyfriend in fear: I WASNT EVEN ONE OF THE OPTIONS!!!
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Eduardo: Am I the only straight person in this house?
Mark: Iâve seen the way you look at me. Youâre not that straight.
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[Todd and Jon are staring into each otherâs eyes]
Eduardo: *opens a can of soda*
Jon: Weâre having a moment!
Eduardo: Iâm having a diet cola!
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Eduardo: Iâm straight.
[Looks at Mark]
Eduardo: I mean, Iâm mostly straight.
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Jon, trying to reach something: Todd, could you give me a hand?
Todd: Sure!
Todd: *holds Jon's hand*
Jon, blushing: Adorable, but thatâs not what I meant.
(I thought this fit them and it was cute)
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Jon: Todd gave me so many kisses today!
Eduardo: He what?!
Jon, holding a bag of Hersheyâs Kisses: Yeah, he gave me a whole bag of them! :]
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Tord: Great news everyone! Eddâs not my friend anymore!
Edd: Tord, that is the worst way to say we are dating ever.
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Edd, at Tord: If I were a gardener, Iâd put our tu-lips together.
Tord: Awwww!
Tom, at Matt: If I were a gardener, youâd be my hoe.
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Tord: *kisses Edd*
Tom: Uh, Edd?
Edd, pulling away from Tordâs kiss: Yeah?
Tom: Sorry, you had a Tord on your face. But itâs gone now, youâre alright.
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Matt: I will fight the next person who insults my boyfriend.
Tom: No one understands me and I hate myselfâŚ
Matt: Alright you handsome noble creature, square up.
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Markuardo haters: I donât even really buy them as a couple. I mean youâve got this big, strong, macho alpha surging with testosterone.
Markuardo haters: And then you have Eduardo.
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Tom: Love is only a weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Tord: You're literally making a Valentine's Day card for Matt right now.
Tom, pointing his hot glue gun threateningly: You're on thin fucking ice.
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Tord: I wanted to kiss you today.
Edd: Why didnât you?
Tord: I canât reach your face
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Eduardo: Are you in the mood for a quickie?
Mark, choking: W-What?!?!
Eduardo: You know, one of those cake things.
Mark: âŚ
Edd, yelling from the fence: ITâS PRONOUNCED âQUICHEâ!
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Tord: Tom, whatâs that on your neck? Is that a hickey?
Tom, blushing: No! Uhh, itâs a mosquito bite!
Matt, entering: Hey guys!
Edd: Hey, mosquito.
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Tom: So are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Tord: Iâm a knife.
Edd, from across the room: Heâs the little spoon.
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Jon: Knock knock.
Todd: Whoâs there?
Jon: Olive.
Todd: Olive you too.
Eduardo: Guys, thatâs really starting to get old.
Jon: Knock knock.
Eduardo: Whoâs there?
Jon: I have a boyfriend and you donât.
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Tord, entering the room: Hey Edd, whereâs Tom?
Edd: He tripped and fell on his bottom.
Tord: *gasps*
Tord: Is Matt okay?!
(Matt is a power bottom change my mind (you can't) and Tord's a switch that mostly bottoms change my mind (again you can't))
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Eduardo: Guys, this is my ex-boyfriend, Mark.
Mark: I told you to stop calling me that.
Mark, showing his ring finger: Iâm his husband.
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[The neighbors are at the movies]
Todd and Jon: *Both reach for the popcorn at the same time and their fingers touch. They look into each others eyes*
Eduardo and Mark: *Both reach for the popcorn*
Eduardo: Get the fuck off my popcorn.
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[Matt and Mark are playing ping pong and itâs starting to get REALLY competitive.]
Matt: Iâm sorry, I think, I THINK, the ball missed the table!
Mark: Oh, do you?
Matt: Um, yeah!
Mark: Do you?!
Matt: Yeah!
Mark: DO YOU?!
Matt: YEAH!!
[Tom and Eduardo are watching the chaos go down. Eduardo is enjoying it, Tom is horrified]
Tom, about Mark: You really find this attractive on him?
Eduardo: Oh yeah. Are you telling me your not even a little attracted to Matt right now?
Tom: *looks over to Matt*
Matt: *sweaty and a dirty mess from the game, with a hint of crazy in his eyes*
Tom: I think this is the first time in our relationship that I felt like the more attractive one.
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Mark: I slept with Eduardo.
Jon: Oh? I hope you both grabbed extra blankets.
Mark: No, I mean we had s-
Jon: I HOPE YOU BOTH GRABBED EXTRA BLANKETS-
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Tord: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Tom: Punch him in the stomach then when he leans over in pain, kiss him.
Matt: Tackle him.
Eduardo: Dump him.
Jon: Kick him in the shin.
Edd: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN-
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Eduardo: I wish Mark was here. I miss him...
Jon: Okay, if Mark were here right now what would you two be doing?
Eduardo: ...
Eduardo: *smirks*
Todd: What are you guys, animals? Itâs four oâclock in the afternoon!
(Eduardo was being a little dramatic at the start Mark's just out doing somth-)
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Tom: I sleep with a harpoon under my pillow.
Tord: Weak. I sleep with a gun.
Eduardo: Youâre both pathetic.
Tom: Oh? What do you sleep with?
Eduardo: A buff as hell werewolf
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Eduardo: I would want my boyfriend to be the bravest and-
Mark: *Sees bunny, screams like a little girl, and runs away*
Eduardo: -I want that one.
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Mark: Iâll speak French between your legs.
Eduardo: Thatâs the hottest thing Iâve ever been told.
Tord: Iâm just picturing someone screaming "bonjour" at a d***
Matt: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!
Edd: TITTY CROISSANTS-
Todd, HEAVILY offended: None of you should be having sex. Ever.
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Alright thats enough
MaĹe papryczki
Little peppers :)

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