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Songwriting is a catharsis, because you get to say things you've thought about a lot. You just kind of walk around inside of yourself, and, depending on your energy and your experiences, ideas cross your mind.
When I was young, vulnerability, concern, and consideration were thought of as strengths. You manufactured a smile to hide whatever made you bitter, in order to be functional and accepted. Today, the youth live in a time where harshness is treasured, so they suppress smiles and manufacture scowls. To do that, you have to manipulate your thought process. And if your thought process is hard, it could lead you to write about when you or some guy sold drugs down the street.
But hey, them suckers ain't as hard as they want you to think. When a sweet girl tells one of those guys she don't want him no more, he'll go home, sit in the bathroom, and just fill up the floor crying. It's just an illusion.
I'm flattered when rappers sample my music. It's encouraging, because they have enough feelings to place some value on the things I said. But one time I had a funny request to remake "Lovely Day" into "It's Gonna Be an Ef-ed Up Day." I said, No, I'm gonna have to cut you off right there.
Album Review by Bradley Christensen
Artist: Tom Terrell
Album: Self-titled
Record Label: Self-released
Release Date: May 4 2015
An attitude that Iāve seen way too much of within both music fans and critics alike is that you can only passionately love or loathe something. Fangirls seem to passionately love everything, praising it to the nth degree, as though itās the most amazing thing to ever exist. Critics, on the other hand, are known for hating everything, at least the most stuffy, uptight, and pretentious critics known to man. Unfortunately, people like to see more negative reviews, so thatās what critics are going to focus on. I donāt see a lot of people that say they just ālikeā something. I mean, if people want to either love or hate something, thatās on them. Thereās nothing that says they canāt feel that way, but Iāve mentioned a lot that I donāt love everything I hear, nor do I hate everything I hear. I hardly hate anything, honestly; there arenāt that many acts that I just hate with every fiber of my being. Iām tolerant to most stuff, and even if I donāt personally care for it, I wonāt harp on someone for enjoying something, or vice versa. If you donāt like a band I love, who cares? Thatās most certainly your opinion, and you have every right to it, so I wonāt stop you from thinking that. I donāt know, though, I just think itās weird that so many peopleās thoughts and opinions only exist within those two extremes. I may love a lot of records and bands, but there are many more that I just either ālike,ā or I think that are āokay.ā The subject of todayās review is one of those albums. Iāve been listening to a lot of country music lately, and searching through the country tags on Bandcamp has lead me to check out a lot of good stuff, such as Rooney Pitchford, Andrew Combs, and Alex Culbreth, just to name a few. I also came across Canadian country singer Tom Terrell, and specifically, 2015ās self-titled debut LP. I listened to a couple songs from the album, just to see if Iād want to check it out, and honestly, I found them to be okay. I didnāt check it out right away, thanks to the album being rather cheap (only $7 CAD, but $5 in USD), and because I just thought it was okay. I eventually caved and downloaded it, knowing that I would sooner or later, because thatās how it often works. If I see something, chances are Iāll check it out, regardless.
Iāve given Tom Terrellās self-titled debut LP a handful of listens, and like the couple of songs I heard from the album, itās okay. You might be wondering why Iām even covering this then if I really donāt have a lot to say about it, but I made a couple of rules awhile ago about what I will and wonāt cover. The first rule is that it has to be something I care about, whether itās negative or positive. I wonāt limit myself to albums that I like, or think are ātotes perf,ā as I jokingly call them. Thereās nothing wrong with talking about things you donāt like, just make sure you do it in a respectful and interesting way (Iām not talking about people like the Nostalgia Critic, however, whose entire gimmick is getting angry, but thatās played up for comedic effect, not because the man behind the character is genuinely a douche). Iāve seen so many people rant and shout about things they donāt like, even though it doesnāt really matter in the grand scheme of life. Sure, some albums / bands get me very angry, but after awhile, I just forget they exist. Iāve written some very nasty and negative reviews in the past, but Iām losing sleep over those records. The other rule I have is that I want to make sure I have something to say about it. There are some exceptions to that, because if I like an album enough, Iāll still talk about it. I just wonāt say very much about it, even though I still think itās worth mentioning and promoting. Tom Terrell is one of those artists that I feel like should be talked about, even though I just said I find his self-titled debut LP to be okay. Thatās not to say it sucks, or even that itās worth skipping, because itās not.
Itās really just āokayā in the sense that itās a solid country / Americana record, but if youāre not into this kind of music, or youāre looking for the best of the best, you might not care for this too much. His brand of country is very basic, and Iād be lying if I said itās really interesting or amazing, but itās not bad, either. Itās perfectly passable, and just fine to listen to. Itās pleasant, nice, and well-written, all the same. Itās just that it doesnāt do anything that you canāt get from other artists, much less ones that do it better. I still like this LP, and Iād still recommend it, because itās got a nice sense of atmosphere, and as a country album, it works fine. You wonāt be getting your mind blown, and if anything, itās very basic, but despite that, it works fine for what it is. If youāre into this kind of music, definitely check it out. Itās not a good example of a āgatewayā album, because heās not really that amazing of an artist, whether itās that his sound is rather generic, and his voice is a little underwhelming at times, but I still like the album fine. Fans of country music / Americana might be able to get into this more, and if you do, thatās great, because this is a solid album. I wanted to talk about this, regardless, because it is good enough to highlight. Itās worth it, even if I donāt particularly love it. A lot of people, especially fanboys / fangirls, have this weird idea that if you donāt love something, you automatically hate it, so logically, I hate this record because Iām claiming it to be the best thing ever made, right? No, thatās not true at all. Just because Iām not overly praising it doesnāt mean itās not worth checking out. Itās fine enough, and thatās kind of what I wanted. I have a few country albums on my rotation that I really, really love, but this is isnāt one of them. Thatās okay, though, because Iām not going to love everything I hear, as thatās practically impossible with how much music is out there. If this album sounds interesting to you, Iād check it out, regardless.
ā¦We come across a tavern in a remote village.
Park up. Hope for food.
The hours of motion, crystal views, pristine silence and sunlight up in the mountains have left us fresh and hungry.
Tom has become the sole driver, I have no more to give on that front. I come wrapped in layers of scarf and blanket; shut eye whenever I need. Thank you Tom.
Enter into a dingy front room bar. Wait for someone to answer our call. And there she is. Alesia. A lady of unknowable age. Brown, wavy hair. Kind eyes.
She tells us what she will feed us. No menus. From what Tom and Carla can gather, we will dine on pasta with tomato and meat.
Sounds fine, think we.
Enter a large dining room. Huge open fire, burning. Sit as close to it as we can.
In a cupboard is a solitary man playing a slot machine that makes incessant little noises. It is irritating but, at some sweet point, the noise eventually abates.
First comes the rustic bread, olive oil. Marinated Olives and peppers. Cured meat and soft cheese.
Then a large bowl of al dente spaghetti covered in a light, spicy, red sauce of fresh tomatoes and chilli.
No sign of meat. We shrug and eat.
Alesia tries to tempt some Wine into us. We explain, with hand gestures, that weāre driving. So she brings out āyoungā wine (homemade of course) that has little or no alcohol in it. The red liquid brims forth from long plastic water bottles, and there is the debris of nature swimming in there to prove it is of the purest and freshest we might ever taste.
While stuffing our faces with pasta, Tom observes:
āI hope thatās not the sound of meat fryingā¦ā
Our ears tune to a sizzling, echoing down the corridor.
Whatās going on? Is there more?
Yes. There is.
When the mammoth bowl of pasta is at itās dregs, Alesia walks out with three plain plates. Upon each sits a slab of pork, still hissing, with a little lip of lemon sat beside. Carla and I blush with the surfacing of a deep misunderstanding and Alesia thinks it has to do with the spice consumed.
When she is out of earshot we guffaw. A third meal.
Amazingly, it goes down easily. Afterwards - donāt know how- we feel no pang of pain in the belly. It sits comfortably. All of it, inside us.
Espresso is ordered, of course.
Turns out. This decadent meal is equivalent to our Sunday Roast. But this version doesnāt give indigestion.
I get the hiccups. Alesia takes a spoon, squeezes some lemon juice into it then thrusts it into my chicklet mouth. I am cured. And I am giggling; gurgling like a babied baby. We all are. We love Alesia. Mama.
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Rose Cousins arrived a few days ago. I am her right hand man until she leaves for Canada, tomorrow.
Back to story timeā¦
In Palermo are two Scottish sisters, blonde locks and bravado, here to cheer us on. They teach English, have lived in Sicily for a long time. The Glasgow accent only adds to the passion in their Italian.
Carla brought a Learn Italian CD. Our teacher is a man who spent his life building a philosophy of lingual learning. Childhood and grown up experience of two world wars and life as a spy for various secret organisations was how he attained such a philosophy. Thereās no pressure to remember anything, or write it down. You relax and build structures slowly and repetitively.
Iād listen for hours but my enthusiasm is lofty. The intermittent lessons twixt the country music compilations, Bob Marley and Sinatra CD packs - purchased at road side garages - allows us a handle on the basics.
First eight gigs are in succession; I donāt mind working hard but the late nights and extensive travelling is waring. In comes gig number 5, Ombligo de La Luna (The Belly Button of The Moon).
Travelling to the little town in the south of Italyās toe, I battle with the thought of cancelling. It isnāt so much that Iāve lost my voice but my energy, like Reggio Callabria, is at the feet. And isnāt compelled to rise.
It gets tearful. I cry in the car. Phoebe sits, parked on a beach that has been completely ripped apart right up to the streets by a recent storm that sent a swell of record size pummelling into the coast.
The Parents say that, if tired, just let go and get home. Concerned with the amount of driving. So many miles, so many hours, crazy drivers all around and baby sister sat in the back seat.
And I am tired.
And it could be dangerous.
But I have never cancelled a tour. Perhaps my scorpio nature has me feeling, resolutely, the show must and will go on.
Call Paolo Mei. He understands. We decide to cancel the upcoming gig in Manduria and this gives three whole days off.
Ombligo De la Luna is a quiet gig. Sing soft and sad most evening. Our little audience ask for an encore, a cheerful song to boot. I have a swift sob behind the curtain, pull it back together and get out there.Ā
Our host and venue owner kindly lets us stay in his flat. His only instruction: Do Not Open the windows. Their cat has fallen from the 10th floor apartment 3 times already (no clue how the creature still lives). The cat has a strange scat eye thing going on and a stunted tail.
When the three free days arrive, Paris is attacked by terrorists and life is given new perspective. TVās show harrowing images, urgent letters swipe across the screen. Reporters look stern. I am glad they do not speak a language I understand.
I have written an article for Irish friends, Ambiguous Fiddle, and their music Zine. It speaks of the effect of this event on my being and the collective psyche of the travelling musician. Perhaps you should order it (out soon).
Resolutely we proceed.
On a drive over the mountains through Reggio Callabria we are treated to our second helping of Matriarch Milkā¦
2 months since the journey across Italy. I am treating the tour journals with unprecedented distance.
You need discipline to write on the move. I admit - when singing until after midnight - a quick-fire, shameful social media barrage then Bed is more appealing than dragging out the typewriter and brain.
Tour Journal writing probably saved me during a time I like to call āThe Great Depressionā (grant me some drama, please).
Travelling Europe, playing solo, tour managed by the lovely Johnny Ray, heavy in head and heart.
Iād stay up late, every night, pouring anecdote into the screen. Grateful to the gentle warmth and colour of post-observation. I distanced myself from the world in real life but, in solitude, in writing, I could come closer to the experience. Meditate on hardships. Gain perspectivesā¦
This time round, if honest but respective of my privacy, there was much hardship, much stress. A complex tangent to The Great Depression. Writing did not come easy.
There were the late nights, there was the extra human company in Carla and Tom (if we werenāt sharing a tent or a headlamp, we were often sharing a hotel bed), and there was my tired, muddled, impenetrable mind and more external unspeakables.
Now I can close in on this one.
There is too much to recount. I wonāt be fair in the attention I give. Many a recount-deserving spectacle will go unwritten.
Iāll start with honouring our veHICKle. Phoebe The Lemon. Since purchasing her in August she has now travelled close to or more than 15,000 miles. Barely a complaint could be made about her. She is a hero.
Phoebe comes with no gimmicks. Though she is a 2009 model, she has no aux cable or electric window winders. She lacks insulation.Ā
Her hips are wide and her forehead high. The weight at her behind (two guitars, the precious drum kit, merchandise, spare tyre, suitcases, electronics etc) and the little friction in the wheels sometimes meant predicament.
On one occasion, trying to reach the town of Enna which sits literally on the crown of a cliff, we find ourselves in danger of a topple.Ā
The main road is closed for unknown reasons. The satnav redirects. Without question, follow fluffy pink line up a steep and narrow track. The verge is of grass, higher than 8ft, it crowds in on the tiny road, restricting vision of turns up ahead and, at some inevitable moment, Tom misjudges and nearly drives off into a pile of old, resting, rusting litter.Ā
The corner weāve missed is sharp and the incline sheer. Try to reverse and resume but Phoebe only screams frantically in her rubbers and smokes profusely in her anxiety.Ā
Carla and I, ordered to stand out and away as Tom perseveres, canāt help but notice the lean of the Lemon, the precarious nearness of her left side to the drop of the hill weāve just climbed.
Ā Tom is a brave man not to cry and, eventually, with a tense shuffling and see-sawing the car is in a position to actually grip the road and push on.Ā
We reach the venue (a beautiful old church) with ragged nerves. We sleep deep in our hostel bunks that night. Next morning we have a view. A spectacular view. Would rather not call it a view to die for.
It takes seven days to get to Catania in this adventurous fashion. In this seven days the car breaks down just once, Tom excels in the cooking, Carla proves to be a most beautiful, hilarious and attentive travelling companion and I become a 24 year old child.
Catania is a Sicilian city. The emblem of the city is a little Elephant. Elephants used to be native to Sicily. Little elephants. The island is only a small, wet and salty passage north of Africa. Shame the exotic miniatures live here no longer.
Paolo Mei has organised the gigs in the south;
Catania, Messina, Enna, Palermo, Caulonia, Rende, Vitulazioā¦
All the gigs are free entry. I have never played these places before. It will be rare to find people who have ever heard my songs. The Italians are a passionate bunch and make for a good audience.
We are only just transitioning to accept the breakfast diet - which is quite dire in the eyes of an avid porridge enthusiast - when a new edge is added to our routine under fire.
Gigs I play, across the rest of the world, normally start no later than 9pm. Far too early for the Italians. Each gig begins no earlier than 11.30pm. Take to napping beforehand and making noises like old dogs when weāre required to stir for the nightās show.
Itās a fun thing to play so late. To see the streets so still and sleepy, all day long, only to watch them burgeon with noise, light, and movement as soon as the sun is safely put down.