#tolkien shitpost

aragorn needs to be 10x weirder in all tolkien content. he’s too manly for elves. he’s too elvish for men. he roleplayed his crush’s grandpa, and then married her even though they were kinda siblings by adoption. he deals with his feelings by singing. he’s a horse girl. he was raised by elrond peredhel. he had the weight of the world placed on his shoulders when he was still an emo teen. everywhere he goes people think he’s lowkey a freak. let him own it.

Still laughing over the Celeborn -> Teleporno pipeline. The updated history of Galadriel and Celeborn was the last thing Tolkien wrote concerning middle earth, set down in the final month of his life. The final month, and he spent it scratching in some extra notes on his homegirl and her cousincest boyfriend. Unfathomable

Melkor, mightiest and greatest of the valar…..but under all that black armor he‘s totally wearing my little pony socks or something….Mairon probably gifted them to him so he feels obligated to wear them…