Lol so @artaxlivs has this post where Dustin calls Steve the Toddfather of making cookies and it sprouted a head cannon that I don't think I can shake which is that Dustin and Erica both think it's hilarious to declare Steve the Toddfather of random daily activities.
They'll say things like "When life gets you down at least you can remember you're the Toddfather of Parallel Parking."
Like they prefer to say it when Steve is doing something ridiculously corny (re: dad-like) but ultimately super caring or skillful.
And like it can be said sarcastically to indicate Steve is mediocre at something but usually its a way for them to give Steve a compliment without having to be too *gags* sincere, ya know?
So anyways here's this list I made.
Things Steve is the Toddfather Of:
Washing the BMW (no streaks)
Talking to Moms
Parallel Parking
Making cookies
Bringing towels
Remembering sunscreen
Breaking ice in a bag (these last three were all proclaimed during the same lake visit)
Lighting a grill
Swinging a bat (decided during a retelling of the upside down stuff)
Always having sunglasses
