#tobyisms

hey spotify play dtmf loud enough to fucking kill

in psychosis with markiplier. in goop with markiplier

ive been thinking about hudson williams all day today. how is one singular person that gorgeous. and to think if it werent for jacob tierney he and connor would both still be waiting tables and the rest of the world would be none the wiser to their drop dead beauty. the one thing that hasn't changed is that they're still serving

also there's definitely something to be said about how ilya makes shane enjoy hockey again, like actually enjoy it. shane had said to rose in ep4 that it used to be more fun, that its more just a job now (which is definitely very reflective of most professional athletes relationship with their sport) but he's having so much fun playing with ilya because theyre so compatible, that he can't even keep his eyes on the road, so to speak. the only reason he gets hit by marleau is because he's turning around to grin at ilya because ha, i won the face-off, i have the puck, come fucking get me. and he's elated to be playing with him at the all-stars game (i mean that cheek kiss after shane scores?? im unwell) and getting to really know ilya on and off the ice, its just so harmonious. i could also go further into the metaphor for navigating their professional careers and public lives in general that they make each other so happy but there's risks to what theyre doing but thats for another post.

you pissed me off using my own logic so i will pick up my hot wheels and hobble away. good day to you sir

preemptively mourning michael robby robinavitch god theres something wrong with me mentally i need serious help

the fact that quinn audios had a free trial option until yesterday/today is pretty twisted i think